(no subject)
Mace was launched into the trash chute sometime this evening from the 4th floor of MLH. I do not believe I was present for said event, but there were several cases of respiratory problems due to said airborne agent, apparently especially on floor 9. I was assured by someone who would know that the perpetrator of this act was indeed caught and the matter had been dealt with. All residents were advised to keep their windows open so that the mace could diffuse safely.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.