today's random thoughts

Jun 13, 2012 23:56

1.  I understand it if you find it too hard to pick up shit after your dog, (I don't really, but let's pretend that I do,) but what kind of a fuckup do you have to be to leave a pile of dog shit at a kids' playground???  And why do so many fuckups populate our city?

2. why the fuck are you staring at me?!  the woman next to you is a hundred times more beautiful.  And hers are real, while mine are a pushup bra.

3. i'm trying to avoid an "arsi" brat, who's everyting but jumping into a stroller, squealing, oblivious to the world; it was close but I managed to go past him.  only at this point does his "arsi" father shows interest; his tone implying that I should be ashamed of myself: "kibalta maka, hamudi?"  (did you get hit my sweet?)

israel

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