PANTIES!
so uh, i read that japan is passing legislation to out-
law the sale of previously worn panties.
my question is, how big of an industry does this have to be before the government sits up and says, "Hey, the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of sick fucks over here. We've got to do something about this!"
So as not to discuss something from an uninformed viewpoint, I went online and did a little research into the slightly damp and musky world of worn panty sales. To my surprise I didn't have to dig very far. In fact, one of the first
pages to pop up was a professionally designed, apparently
successful site that featured mostly American girls, who,
somewhat disturbingly, refer to themselves as panty sellers.
I don't know what kind of weird shit the Japanese are buying, but the "products" I found on this site were on the other side of disturbing. Panties, okay, I can appreciate that
just for the kink value, but if you're willing to cough up
the coinage you can be the proud owner of...
* Panties
This is the flagship product. The classics never die.
It's simple, elegant and slightly crusty where it counts.
Of course, they're guaranteed to be worn for 24 hours.
Yours for the low, low price of only $19.99!
* Well Worn Panties
Two days are better than one. Plus, the panty seller will
wear them to the gym under her workout clothes. These are
bordering on offensive, folks, well worth the $23!
* Pee Pee Panties
If sex is synonymous with incontinence in your dictionary,
then you have to have these aromatic beauties. Worn for a
full 24 hours, and then, when she can't hold it any longer,
your sexpot will relieve herself without bothering to take
them off. $25
* Worn Bra
For the more pedestrian collector, the worn brassiere
provides a delicate flavor of feminism. A mere $30!
* FEATURED FETISH... Worn Socks!
Folks, no description I could write will match your own
fevered imaginations. You can enjoy those little pink toes
curled up in their socks for 1 day $12, 2 Days $18, or
3 Days $24.
* NEW! Week Old Bed Sheets
I swear to God this is the original ad copy... "I'll sleep
on it for one whole week! When you get it in the mail you
can cuddle up in it at night and smell my scent! Only $40
and well worth it!" Yeah, but what if you're some redneck
who smells like cowshit?
* Chewed Up Brownie
There's really no excuse for this. I'm not sure who should
be medically sterilized here, the soulless whore who will do
absolutely anything for a profit or the sexual mutant who's
brainless enough to spend $20 on pre-masticated baked goods.
As a final note, I don't want any of you weirdoes asking me
on what web page I found this on. If youre curious enough to ask, chances are youre already a customer.
law the sale of previously worn panties.
my question is, how big of an industry does this have to be before the government sits up and says, "Hey, the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of sick fucks over here. We've got to do something about this!"
So as not to discuss something from an uninformed viewpoint, I went online and did a little research into the slightly damp and musky world of worn panty sales. To my surprise I didn't have to dig very far. In fact, one of the first
pages to pop up was a professionally designed, apparently
successful site that featured mostly American girls, who,
somewhat disturbingly, refer to themselves as panty sellers.
I don't know what kind of weird shit the Japanese are buying, but the "products" I found on this site were on the other side of disturbing. Panties, okay, I can appreciate that
just for the kink value, but if you're willing to cough up
the coinage you can be the proud owner of...
* Panties
This is the flagship product. The classics never die.
It's simple, elegant and slightly crusty where it counts.
Of course, they're guaranteed to be worn for 24 hours.
Yours for the low, low price of only $19.99!
* Well Worn Panties
Two days are better than one. Plus, the panty seller will
wear them to the gym under her workout clothes. These are
bordering on offensive, folks, well worth the $23!
* Pee Pee Panties
If sex is synonymous with incontinence in your dictionary,
then you have to have these aromatic beauties. Worn for a
full 24 hours, and then, when she can't hold it any longer,
your sexpot will relieve herself without bothering to take
them off. $25
* Worn Bra
For the more pedestrian collector, the worn brassiere
provides a delicate flavor of feminism. A mere $30!
* FEATURED FETISH... Worn Socks!
Folks, no description I could write will match your own
fevered imaginations. You can enjoy those little pink toes
curled up in their socks for 1 day $12, 2 Days $18, or
3 Days $24.
* NEW! Week Old Bed Sheets
I swear to God this is the original ad copy... "I'll sleep
on it for one whole week! When you get it in the mail you
can cuddle up in it at night and smell my scent! Only $40
and well worth it!" Yeah, but what if you're some redneck
who smells like cowshit?
* Chewed Up Brownie
There's really no excuse for this. I'm not sure who should
be medically sterilized here, the soulless whore who will do
absolutely anything for a profit or the sexual mutant who's
brainless enough to spend $20 on pre-masticated baked goods.
As a final note, I don't want any of you weirdoes asking me
on what web page I found this on. If youre curious enough to ask, chances are youre already a customer.