Another reason to do away with prom.
So I was trying to help Droege and Downs debate their prom issues tonight, and I came away with the following conclusion.
If Sarah gets her way, they will need to rent Town Center for their picture party, as it is the only venue large enough within 500 miles. They will then need to charter either a school bus or a small fleet of aircraft to transport them to the venue of the dance, and undoubtedly people in that group will dislike others, eventually resulting in someones weed and alcohol getting stolen, escalating to punches being thrown, culminating in some sort of cannibalistic ritual at 3:45 AM at Waffle House, but more on that later.
If Droege had his way, separate and small groups, the guys would probably be happier. However, the girls agreeing to this and furthermore being happy with ANY arrangement is going to be comparable in difficulty to instilling everlasting peace in the middle east, yet much less likely to happen in our lifetimes. I'm willing to bet you could present this problem to Marilyn Vos Savant (Smartest human alive, IQ of well over 260), her head would violently shake and then explode, thus you would be charged with murder in the first degree. I therefore nominate Miss Smyser to give it to her, maybe she can yell at her for something while she's at it.
Sarah and I compared this situation to World War 1, using the following analogies:
Damn it, I just realized I X'ed out of the conversation, but rest assured you would've laughed your BALLS off, unless you happen to be a girl, in which case...hm...maybe we can give that one to Vos Savant too, get a two for one deal or something. I'm out kiddies, take it easy.
Current Mood: Relaxed
Current Music: The Ballad of Curtis Lowe- Lynrd Skynrd
If Sarah gets her way, they will need to rent Town Center for their picture party, as it is the only venue large enough within 500 miles. They will then need to charter either a school bus or a small fleet of aircraft to transport them to the venue of the dance, and undoubtedly people in that group will dislike others, eventually resulting in someones weed and alcohol getting stolen, escalating to punches being thrown, culminating in some sort of cannibalistic ritual at 3:45 AM at Waffle House, but more on that later.
If Droege had his way, separate and small groups, the guys would probably be happier. However, the girls agreeing to this and furthermore being happy with ANY arrangement is going to be comparable in difficulty to instilling everlasting peace in the middle east, yet much less likely to happen in our lifetimes. I'm willing to bet you could present this problem to Marilyn Vos Savant (Smartest human alive, IQ of well over 260), her head would violently shake and then explode, thus you would be charged with murder in the first degree. I therefore nominate Miss Smyser to give it to her, maybe she can yell at her for something while she's at it.
Sarah and I compared this situation to World War 1, using the following analogies:
Damn it, I just realized I X'ed out of the conversation, but rest assured you would've laughed your BALLS off, unless you happen to be a girl, in which case...hm...maybe we can give that one to Vos Savant too, get a two for one deal or something. I'm out kiddies, take it easy.
Current Mood: Relaxed
Current Music: The Ballad of Curtis Lowe- Lynrd Skynrd