I Hate Valentine's Day
I had alot of trouble thinking of things to rant about, yet it seems like I have so much to hate on. Then I thought...VALENTINE'S DAY!!! Of course!! What a worthless holiday. Think about it: you're celebrating a day because a fat, angry midget wearing a Toga is going vigilante style with a bow and arrow, causing people to fall in love, and, presumably, mate. Well excuse me while I drop everything and try to celebrate this awesome cause.
The day I celebrate a fat man shooting people is the day I get a girlfriend. ( In case you're not familiar with me, I haven't had one in well over 2 years, and this trend shows no sign of reversing.) Honestly, what the fuck is the hustle and bustle all about? Girls just want chocolate, guys just want something that is not chocolate, if you get my drift.
Unbeknownst to most people, Valentine's Day is actually roman for " A Day Specifically Designed To Turn All Single People Into Bitter Old Fogies And Make Them Feel Unloved". The only valentine I've ever had has been my mom, who has given me some sort of candy every year. Yum. Its sickening, I was at the avenue last Valentine's Day, and everyone was there with their significant other (or others, depending on how awesome they were). Everywhere I turned, guys were acting like pussies and the only thing on their mind was the possiblity of getting laid after they shell out 50 bucks for a nice dinner. If I had happened to have some sort of high explosive device with me, I would've set that shit off in a new york minute.
This year its a bit different. Now, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say everyone on earth has a romantic attachment except me and the Lepers of southern rhodesia. I can therefore assume that all my friends will be out with their cutesy little gf/bf, having a joyous time and poking single people in the eyes with sticks.
This is probably the most crass holiday out there. It's not even a fucking holiday!! A bunch of drunk people decided it would be fun to have a day specifically designed for sex, and thus the tradition of valentine's day began. Me personally? I'll take the lepers.
Current Mood: I thought this entry would be funny, it's disappointing.
Current Music: Trillville F/ Lil Jon- Neva Eva
The day I celebrate a fat man shooting people is the day I get a girlfriend. ( In case you're not familiar with me, I haven't had one in well over 2 years, and this trend shows no sign of reversing.) Honestly, what the fuck is the hustle and bustle all about? Girls just want chocolate, guys just want something that is not chocolate, if you get my drift.
Unbeknownst to most people, Valentine's Day is actually roman for " A Day Specifically Designed To Turn All Single People Into Bitter Old Fogies And Make Them Feel Unloved". The only valentine I've ever had has been my mom, who has given me some sort of candy every year. Yum. Its sickening, I was at the avenue last Valentine's Day, and everyone was there with their significant other (or others, depending on how awesome they were). Everywhere I turned, guys were acting like pussies and the only thing on their mind was the possiblity of getting laid after they shell out 50 bucks for a nice dinner. If I had happened to have some sort of high explosive device with me, I would've set that shit off in a new york minute.
This year its a bit different. Now, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say everyone on earth has a romantic attachment except me and the Lepers of southern rhodesia. I can therefore assume that all my friends will be out with their cutesy little gf/bf, having a joyous time and poking single people in the eyes with sticks.
This is probably the most crass holiday out there. It's not even a fucking holiday!! A bunch of drunk people decided it would be fun to have a day specifically designed for sex, and thus the tradition of valentine's day began. Me personally? I'll take the lepers.
Current Mood: I thought this entry would be funny, it's disappointing.
Current Music: Trillville F/ Lil Jon- Neva Eva