DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON!!!!!
Dude...it snowed today. I walked outside, and I was like..funny, this rain looks just like snow. Then I was like...oh. Totally. Today was quite possibly the stupidest day ever, I should've just stayed the fuck in bed and never woken up. I DID meet this kickass person at the snowboard shop, Brittany Zeigler (sp?) or something. She knew Lauren Bingham, so we got to talking about stuff in general. It was cool, but sheeit foo you know how it be, i eventually moseyed next door to get my hurr cut. I only wanted the lady to take a little bit off, and trim the sides and make me look pretty again, but instead she took her scissors, and cut like an inch and a half off. i was like...holy fucking shit, i really wish i could get up and stab you, but you covered me with this smock thingy and theres paper around my neck and that's just way too much to deal with, so i'll sit here and cry silently on the inside. but its alright, as soon as she released me from the Smock of Eternal Imprisonment, I stood up and was like BITCH PLEASE and backhanded her so hard she flew through the wall and into Kroger, landing squarely in the frozen foods aisle. I was like...shit yeah, mothafucka. Or not. I actually walked calmly to the front, paid, tipped the lady, and left. I was like...this looks like shit. And it still does. I'm debating what to do about it. Maybe I'll just set her house on fire...hmmmm. If you've got any ideas, post 'em in the comments.
After the Haircut of Eternal SHIT, I went home and went to the grocery store with my mom. it was phat, we stocked up on good snack foods. i might be the first person in the history of wiggers to call a trip to the grocery store "phat", but thats me. i think outside of the box, motherfucker. So at the grocery, ran into mike, who apparently attended a crunk ass party at crays house or something last night, i should've showed up and been like LADIES LADIES LADIES, JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE IN THE HIZZILLLLLLSE!!!! just because that might be the best line ever. ate some food at my house, fucked around for a while, went to get coffee with some folks, chilled at the coffee place for a while, and what the FUCK it sounds like its thundering outside, what the shit is going on. sorry. yeah, came home and took a nap, woke up, promptly fell back asleep, and woke up real hungry and confused.
And now, it's time for another RANT!!!!!
You know what pisses me off? Teachers who say " Oh don't worry about grades, they're not important, it's all about what you learn." Right. Explain that to me when i'm FAILING YOUR CLASS. Jesus, how can anyone be that hypocritical. I seriously am going to act a fool the next time I hear someone say that. My parents tried that shit on me one time, then i asked them to please explain to the colleges that i don't have the best grades, but boy oh boy i SURE DID LEARN ALOT!!!!! Right. Spare me the bullshit. I'm sure Harvard and Yale would be tripping all over themselves trying to get me to go there because I learned alot. Sounds like something you'd see on Sesame Street, or possibly
CSI: South Dakota. When's the last time you heard about anything going on in south dakota? In fact, i'm pretty sure that Canada took it, but every time I called up there to ask about it, they laughed and hung up the phone.
By the way, I was standing in line at the grocery today, when I spied with my little eye, the startling headline that Nostradomus has predicted that Robot Priests are going to call down meteor showers and kill us all by the end of the month. So I guess we don't have to worry about our research papers or SEG anymore...cool! I read more about it, and said that there were also some animals found dead high in the trees of some island. I think it might have been australia. and anyways, it said that there were like 4 decomposing sheep found in the trees. Sheep are generally not considered tree-dwelling creatures, and they certainly did not get there by natural causes, which led me to believe that there were other forces at work, namely supernatural causes. or something like that.
This is stupid and not funny. I'm leaving.
Current Mood: Like i took a bunch of medicine for my cold that i don't think was supposed to mix, and now i'm staring at my hand and its fuckin trippig me out
Current Music: Big Tymerz- Bling Bling
After the Haircut of Eternal SHIT, I went home and went to the grocery store with my mom. it was phat, we stocked up on good snack foods. i might be the first person in the history of wiggers to call a trip to the grocery store "phat", but thats me. i think outside of the box, motherfucker. So at the grocery, ran into mike, who apparently attended a crunk ass party at crays house or something last night, i should've showed up and been like LADIES LADIES LADIES, JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE IN THE HIZZILLLLLLSE!!!! just because that might be the best line ever. ate some food at my house, fucked around for a while, went to get coffee with some folks, chilled at the coffee place for a while, and what the FUCK it sounds like its thundering outside, what the shit is going on. sorry. yeah, came home and took a nap, woke up, promptly fell back asleep, and woke up real hungry and confused.
And now, it's time for another RANT!!!!!
You know what pisses me off? Teachers who say " Oh don't worry about grades, they're not important, it's all about what you learn." Right. Explain that to me when i'm FAILING YOUR CLASS. Jesus, how can anyone be that hypocritical. I seriously am going to act a fool the next time I hear someone say that. My parents tried that shit on me one time, then i asked them to please explain to the colleges that i don't have the best grades, but boy oh boy i SURE DID LEARN ALOT!!!!! Right. Spare me the bullshit. I'm sure Harvard and Yale would be tripping all over themselves trying to get me to go there because I learned alot. Sounds like something you'd see on Sesame Street, or possibly
CSI: South Dakota. When's the last time you heard about anything going on in south dakota? In fact, i'm pretty sure that Canada took it, but every time I called up there to ask about it, they laughed and hung up the phone.
By the way, I was standing in line at the grocery today, when I spied with my little eye, the startling headline that Nostradomus has predicted that Robot Priests are going to call down meteor showers and kill us all by the end of the month. So I guess we don't have to worry about our research papers or SEG anymore...cool! I read more about it, and said that there were also some animals found dead high in the trees of some island. I think it might have been australia. and anyways, it said that there were like 4 decomposing sheep found in the trees. Sheep are generally not considered tree-dwelling creatures, and they certainly did not get there by natural causes, which led me to believe that there were other forces at work, namely supernatural causes. or something like that.
This is stupid and not funny. I'm leaving.
Current Mood: Like i took a bunch of medicine for my cold that i don't think was supposed to mix, and now i'm staring at my hand and its fuckin trippig me out
Current Music: Big Tymerz- Bling Bling