Soccer Season Part III: Back With A Vengeance
Well friends, we're solidly back into the soccer season of walton high school. mandatory conditioning has begun, and thus my social life will come to an abrupt death. haha just kidding, i don't have friends.
So one of my friends randomly flipped out on me the other day. Weird.
I've decided mario is the most comfortable person in the world with his sexuality. Any guy that can sniff another guy's ass and say mmm...smells good. Yeah. That's a xan gerson level of comfort right thurr.
I've decided my new favorite bands are Jane's Addiction and Red Hot Chilli Peppers, if you have an objection to either of these bands you are forthwith cordially invited to die, in an extremely horrible manner.
I've decided to do some biographical information about me, just so my readers can get to know me a litle bit better
Full Name: Timothy Danger Fraher (Danger's my middle name. For serious.)
Goes By: Douchebag, queer, fag, and Alonzo the Pool Boy, but only to one person
Hobbies: Bathing in the blood of the innocent, soccer, listening to music, and sitting in front of the computer while i ponder such issues as Monkey Beards, or lack thereof
Marital Status: Single for about 2 years now.
Favorite bands: Incubus, tool, a perfect circle, the allman bros, hendrix, red hot chilli peppers, sublime
Favorite non-rock music: G-Unit, older eminem stuff (my name is, guilty conscience, etc.), 50 cent, snoopaloop, and Bubba Sparxx...cough cough
Favorite Movies: THE BIG LEBOWSKI (my religion), Ocean's 11 (minor religion), the jackass movie, the history of the world part I, pretty much any monty python or mel brooks movie
Sports: whaling. what else could i fuckin need? whaling rules.
Most often heard quotes:
1. " It/he/she totally blows." Talking about same object/person like 5 minutes later "Yeah it's totally kickass."
2. "No, I'm NOT Brad Pitt or Ashton Kutcher, I KNOW i look exactly like them, but i'm not. sure, i'll autograph it anyways."
3. "Fuck."
4. "Seriously Britney, you need to stop stalking me. I KNOW you've been heartbroken ever since the breakup with that Timberlake guy, but still. Go away."
5. "Why yes, it IS 17 inches!"
Car: '93 Infiniti G-20...er, i mean '78 snoop deville on 24 gold spinners
Friends: none
Favorite foods: Pizza. Pizzapizzapizzapizzapizza. You come between me and pizza, and somebody's gonna have to pick up the corpse mcnuggets that you will be reduced to.
Favorite song: Suck My Kiss
Sexual Fantasy- Orgy with the Olsen twins and Natalie Portman. Pretty normal, I suppose.
All-Time Favorite Anything:
Penguins. Hands down. NOTHING ON EARTH comes close to being as cool as a penguin.
Alright, I hope this helps to clarify any misconceptions you may have had about me, and in case you were wondering, yes, I am indeed completely and totally insane.
Current Music: RHCP- Suck My Kiss
Current Mood: Like i've got a gigantic chem test tomorrow and i'm doomed to fail that shit.
So one of my friends randomly flipped out on me the other day. Weird.
I've decided mario is the most comfortable person in the world with his sexuality. Any guy that can sniff another guy's ass and say mmm...smells good. Yeah. That's a xan gerson level of comfort right thurr.
I've decided my new favorite bands are Jane's Addiction and Red Hot Chilli Peppers, if you have an objection to either of these bands you are forthwith cordially invited to die, in an extremely horrible manner.
I've decided to do some biographical information about me, just so my readers can get to know me a litle bit better
Full Name: Timothy Danger Fraher (Danger's my middle name. For serious.)
Goes By: Douchebag, queer, fag, and Alonzo the Pool Boy, but only to one person
Hobbies: Bathing in the blood of the innocent, soccer, listening to music, and sitting in front of the computer while i ponder such issues as Monkey Beards, or lack thereof
Marital Status: Single for about 2 years now.
Favorite bands: Incubus, tool, a perfect circle, the allman bros, hendrix, red hot chilli peppers, sublime
Favorite non-rock music: G-Unit, older eminem stuff (my name is, guilty conscience, etc.), 50 cent, snoopaloop, and Bubba Sparxx...cough cough
Favorite Movies: THE BIG LEBOWSKI (my religion), Ocean's 11 (minor religion), the jackass movie, the history of the world part I, pretty much any monty python or mel brooks movie
Sports: whaling. what else could i fuckin need? whaling rules.
Most often heard quotes:
1. " It/he/she totally blows." Talking about same object/person like 5 minutes later "Yeah it's totally kickass."
2. "No, I'm NOT Brad Pitt or Ashton Kutcher, I KNOW i look exactly like them, but i'm not. sure, i'll autograph it anyways."
3. "Fuck."
4. "Seriously Britney, you need to stop stalking me. I KNOW you've been heartbroken ever since the breakup with that Timberlake guy, but still. Go away."
5. "Why yes, it IS 17 inches!"
Car: '93 Infiniti G-20...er, i mean '78 snoop deville on 24 gold spinners
Friends: none
Favorite foods: Pizza. Pizzapizzapizzapizzapizza. You come between me and pizza, and somebody's gonna have to pick up the corpse mcnuggets that you will be reduced to.
Favorite song: Suck My Kiss
Sexual Fantasy- Orgy with the Olsen twins and Natalie Portman. Pretty normal, I suppose.
All-Time Favorite Anything:
Penguins. Hands down. NOTHING ON EARTH comes close to being as cool as a penguin.
Alright, I hope this helps to clarify any misconceptions you may have had about me, and in case you were wondering, yes, I am indeed completely and totally insane.
Current Music: RHCP- Suck My Kiss
Current Mood: Like i've got a gigantic chem test tomorrow and i'm doomed to fail that shit.