Attention Decepticons
Disturbing news has recently come to my attention concerning a smear campaign being conducted by two fleshlings named Spielberg and Bay. These allegations are baseless, and a direct threat to our way of life. Such insolence can NOT be tolerated. The mere idea that a human who once portrayed an elf could ever give voice to your mighty leader is laughable at best, and a grave insult at worst. Any Decepticon coming into contact with this "Hugo Weaving" is to open fire on him at once. A great reward is waiting for the warrior who brings me proof of his painful demise.
.... Although, my movie design was rather badaft. Not to mention how hot Mikaela was....... um, for a human, i mean.