Fic: Pervy Shockwave part 2
anonymous
May 21 2009, 04:11:23 UTC
Shockwave looked over his setup one final time, running a mental checklist to make sure everything was in place. Mirage was tied down, a large stack of empty cubes were ready to be filled with energon converted from the sexual energy of the Autobot, and everything seemed in place and ready with the untested machine. Now to begin
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Fic: Pervy Shockwave part 3
anonymous
May 21 2009, 04:13:03 UTC
He had only a moment’s reprieve as the vibrator pulled out, the cables sliding down his body to his valve. One remained separated from it’s counterparts, however. It instead moved up to stroke Mirage’s cheek, prodding at his lips as the other three cables slid over the entrance of his valve, one finally slipping in. Mirage moaned in anguish, giving the lone cable the opportunity to enter, pushing past his dental plating and to the back of his throat tubing. Mirage gagged, trying to shake his head and dislodge the invasion to no avail. He even bit it, but that didn’t seem to affect the cable at all
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Fic: Pervy Shockwave part 4
anonymous
May 21 2009, 04:13:54 UTC
He strode quickly over to the bound spy, pulling the cables free of his valve and mouth. There was a twitch and a relieved moan from the exhausted mech at the loss. Shockwave charged up his gun arm, withholding the energy blast wanting to break free from the barrel, and without warning he slammed it inside the tender valve, making Mirage arch and screech at the surprising intrusion of hot, thick metal
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This is how I'm supposed to do this? I think? Original prompt was "Starscream, Wheeljack and Perceptor get into an argument during one of the smaller battles over scientific stuff... eventually they end up comparing what makes mechs overload and the science of attraction.
So, talking sex in the middle of a battle and using their own past sex lives as examples. Would this horrify their comrades... or get them all hot and bothered?
Finally one of them decides to prove his theories through demonstration. By grabbing one of the mechs watching them and interfacing the scrap out of him. And the other two decide to do the same. (lucky lucky mechs... and very lucky onlookers who get their very own live action sex show)
(author's choice of pairings, feel free to be creative!)"
FIC The Science of Interfacing Part 1
anonymous
May 25 2009, 21:46:23 UTC
Rolling to his feet, Starscream immediately brought his null rays to bear, snarling when Sideswipe dodged the shot with a slag-eating grin. The infernal 'bot had managed to get above him before dropping squarely on his wings, forcing him nose first into the dirt and effectively grounding him for the remainder of the battle
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Re: FIC The Science of Interfacing Part 1
anonymous
May 25 2009, 21:47:55 UTC
Furrowing his brow, the red and white seeker turned that thought over in his processor. He couldn't mean... surely it wasn't... "It overloads their circuits?" The Autobot scientists nodded mutely. "So, what you're telling me is that you built a giant interface toy... as a weapon
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Re: FIC The Science of Interfacing Part 1
anonymous
May 25 2009, 21:48:43 UTC
Turning a suspicious look on the Autobots beside him, nudging Sideswipe with his elbow to gain the red twin's attention. "Are they really...? I mean they didn't shoot Screamer with some sort of ray or something?"
"No." Sideswipe waved a helpless arm, indicating the odd scene, "No, they were spouting some sort of technical gibberish and then all of a sudden they started going off about interfacing. I don't know why your... and our... oh, frag this."
Deciding he'd had enough, Sideswipe stalked over to the bickering mechs. Glowering, he jabbed a finger at the red and white jet's cockpit, preparing to give him a tongue lashing at the very least. Unfortunately all he got out was "Gwuh -!" as Perceptor grabbed him by the collar and hauled him half off his feet. The smaller mech buried his fingers in Sideswipe's side seam, digging until he found the bundle of wiring he'd been looking for.
"See, right there. I told you." The microscope grinned triumphantly as Sideswipe gasped, any protest he was thinking of voicing lost to the sudden
Viagra program
anonymous
May 27 2009, 14:32:56 UTC
Viagra program
This came to mind after watching the show 'Desperate Housewives' and the TV channel showed sixteen commercials for 'viagra' and penis enlargement enhancers in one hour. It got me to think about a sticky kink for the older bots like Optimus,Ironhide,Kup, Ratchet and Ultra Magnus, by up loading and using a Viagra programs or penis enlargement enhancers programs for thier cpus.It up and please thier femme mates.
Fic: Hungry Like the Wolf (OPxAutobots) TF:A (repost)
anonymous
May 30 2009, 10:47:22 UTC
Many, many apologies for the long wait on the rest of this. In late March I started a new job, started classes at a career college, and went through a really bad downswing in my depression. So my fic writing got lost by the wayside. Right now, I've just switched to a new computer and all of my fic is lost because the old one died, so I'm still searching out my stories and copying them to my new comp
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Fic: Hungry Like the Wolf- Bulkhead
anonymous
May 30 2009, 10:48:08 UTC
Bulkhead had spent most of his life being overlooked, dismissed, and otherwise discounted. It was part of being big and strong that other bots tended to assume that you were stupid, as well. It hurt, from time to time, but Bulkhead had learned to deal with the assumptions. One of the good things about being stranded on Earth was the fact that, for once, he'd been able to do something besides break things and lumber around. Discovering art, and being accepted as an artist, had eased something inside of him that had been hurting for as long as he could remember. Bumblebee's easy friendship, Prowl's calm acceptance of him, Ratchet's fuss over 'the young bots' and their antics, all made him feel warm, included, happy. Optimus, of course, was the leader and as such couldn't really make friends with his team, but even he had relaxed a bit
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Fic: Hungry Like the Wolf- Bulkhead part 2
anonymous
May 30 2009, 10:49:07 UTC
When Prowl came back from an hours-long absence with leaves sticking out of various joints and seams and looking quietly satiated, the part of Bulkhead that wasn’t curling up into a little ball and wailing “Not fair!” heaved a sigh of relief that at least the waiting was over. Then he went to his room and grabbed a canvas, determined to put the whole mess out of his mind
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This is how I'm supposed to do this? I think? Original prompt was "Starscream, Wheeljack and Perceptor get into an argument during one of the smaller battles over scientific stuff... eventually they end up comparing what makes mechs overload and the science of attraction.
So, talking sex in the middle of a battle and using their own past sex lives as examples. Would this horrify their comrades... or get them all hot and bothered?
Finally one of them decides to prove his theories through demonstration. By grabbing one of the mechs watching them and interfacing the scrap out of him. And the other two decide to do the same. (lucky lucky mechs... and very lucky onlookers who get their very own live action sex show)
(author's choice of pairings, feel free to be creative!)"
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"No." Sideswipe waved a helpless arm, indicating the odd scene, "No, they were spouting some sort of technical gibberish and then all of a sudden they started going off about interfacing. I don't know why your... and our... oh, frag this."
Deciding he'd had enough, Sideswipe stalked over to the bickering mechs. Glowering, he jabbed a finger at the red and white jet's cockpit, preparing to give him a tongue lashing at the very least. Unfortunately all he got out was "Gwuh -!" as Perceptor grabbed him by the collar and hauled him half off his feet. The smaller mech buried his fingers in Sideswipe's side seam, digging until he found the bundle of wiring he'd been looking for.
"See, right there. I told you." The microscope grinned triumphantly as Sideswipe gasped, any protest he was thinking of voicing lost to the sudden
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This came to mind after watching the show 'Desperate Housewives' and the TV channel showed sixteen commercials for 'viagra' and penis enlargement enhancers in one hour. It got me to think about a sticky kink for the older bots like Optimus,Ironhide,Kup, Ratchet and Ultra Magnus, by up loading and using a Viagra programs or penis enlargement enhancers programs for thier cpus.It up and please thier femme mates.
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