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Sticky Response pt2

Jul 13, 2010 13:22

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Fic: Autobots teach Decepticons how to orgy, cross faction pairings, toys, multiple partners, etc. anonymous July 19 2010, 02:29:21 UTC

(Wish I could be the title to be more concise, but this is the best I've got so far ( ... )

Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 1 anonymous July 19 2010, 02:33:53 UTC

It had been a normal spying mission, and a boring one to boot. The Autobots had no plans for super weapons, no wink links going through an emotional crisis of faith, no humans doing anything overtly stupid and exploitable. They were simply existing, refueling in the rec room to idle chitchat and that ghastly entertainment box. Laserbeak kept his perch high within the mangled rocks that made up the ceiling. Even boring intel was better than no intel, and Megatron wouldn't punish him (much) for factors outside of his control ( ... )

Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 1 anonymous July 19 2010, 02:36:28 UTC

Megatron took the chip containing the video file and crushed it in his mighty fist. “How dare you return to base with this debauchery!”

Soundwave held up his hands, placating Megatron and speaking for Laserbeak. “Footage: inevitable. Autobot mentality: fundamentally flawed.”

“- and he just stuck his fingers in!” shouted Starscream. All optics snapped to him, and the Seeker jumped. “You saw it! Does the yellow one even know where that hand has been ( ... )

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 1 anonymous July 19 2010, 03:08:52 UTC

OP here, and all I can say is: ZOMG this makes my night!

(EEEEEEEE!!! someone picked up my very first post!)

ahem.

I particularly enjoyed Breakdown's line about the Autobots being sluts.

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 1 spankpig July 23 2010, 17:34:29 UTC

Okay, somehow hearing the word "pornography" shouted by a giant robot warlord is the funniest thing in the world to me.

This is the funniest and hottest fill I've had the pleasure of reading so far!

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 1 anonymous December 11 2010, 01:32:04 UTC

"Dibs! LOLOLOL I don't know why but that just totally set me off. *snickers* Well the Autobots certainly know how to release their inhibitions. If I'm even using that word right...

Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 2 anonymous July 19 2010, 02:42:45 UTC

The intel reports were given to Starscream, as Megatron was adament about not “corrupting his mind”. Starscream, in turn, had dragged Skywarp and Thundercracker into the Monitor Room Annex with him, because Skywarp had no mind to corrupt and Thundercracker... was Thundercracker. There was also the underlying fear that he wouldn't be able to control his... baser impulses if he was on his own, and the Mighty Starscream was not about to sacrifice his dignity for a cheap self-induced orgasm to a video of humping Volkswagons. (Well, one of the Autobots was a Volkswagon, anyway ( ... )

Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 2 anonymous July 19 2010, 02:46:17 UTC

“Optimus is a mated mech. If we show this footage to the females on Cybertron, they'll go berserk.” Starscream watched Skywarp out of his peripheral vision. He couldn't quite divert his focus from the hypnotic rhythm of the Prime's hips. Wincing, he crossed his legs at the uncomfortable surge of heat in his groin. “You know how females are ( ... )

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 2 kookaburra1701 July 19 2010, 03:13:26 UTC

Ha ha ha! Oh dear, poor Autobots, all slagged from a battle and they're not even allowed to interface their troubles away. Though now I'm curious about just HOW Inferno's cord got broken. XD

Writer here! anonymous July 19 2010, 04:46:36 UTC

I guess I can't really work this into the story, so I might as well say it.

Um... Inferno kinda got punched by Astrotrain at a very specific angle... Red Alert and Smokescreen are majorly pissed, I assure you.

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 2 anonymous July 19 2010, 03:15:04 UTC

OP again. Just wanted to say- this is TOTALLY what I wanted. I'm so glad you're bringing the funny, too.

I had pictured Starscream as a bit more worldly than the other Cons (he used to hang with Skyfire, after all) but this is fun too. I'm quite enjoying the seeker's reactions to the video. Particularly Screech deciding he needed to do more research...

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 2 anonymous July 19 2010, 03:28:20 UTC

LOL, this is great!

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 2 anonymous July 19 2010, 05:05:07 UTC

Authoranon = AWESOME so far. cant wait for more.

Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 2 anonymous July 19 2010, 06:18:07 UTC

LOL XD

That's amazing... all the mental pictures this is giving me....

Mmmmm... Delicious. And I like some crack with my porn so I enjoy it all the more

Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 02:13:53 UTC

Beachcomber prided himself on his ability to keep his cool under the most extreme situations. Being that having Starscream holding a blaster rifle up to your head was one of the most extreme situations in the galaxy, he didn't feel too bad about shivering a little. Nobody could help a shiver in a situation like that. Besides, he knew this little cave pretty well. Once Starscream payed attention to him, he could slip out via the crevasse behind his back. He'd worry about getting the stasis cuffs off his wrists once he got home ( ... )

Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 02:21:09 UTC

Starscream was willing to listen to him. Beachcomber felt like dancing around naked in the Ark out of joy. Still, he kept his calm, non-threatening demeanor, noticing Starscream lowering him back to the floor. He must've been putting out a calming frequency without realizing it. Damn, he was good at this. “Well, for the sake of comparing. When's the right time to lose your virginity ( ... )

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