Title: It's Never Sunny on Eurythma
Warnings/content advice: Glue sniffing. Crack.
Rating: PG-13
Continuity: G1
Characters: Basso, Zebop, Allegra, Vortex, Swindle, Starscream, other Combaticons.
Disclaimer: Transformers belongs to Hasbro et al, not to me
Prompt: #4 Task: Take a minor character from canon and write a spinoff (first episode) story starring them in the manner of a television show formula.
It's Never Sunny on Eurythma.
On a Tuesday.
There is a Cybertronian Oil House.
Basso and Allegra argue as usual.
Are there even any actual customers?
Zebop arrives with Big News.
They finally booked the stage for the musical about Bruticus!
Everyone's favorite mech, Vortex, complains about some local fauna and his plans for disposing of them.
Suddenly: Swindle secretly owns the joint.
Is Starscream everyone's father?
Vortex forgets about the pest problem, because he was sniffing glue.
Meanwhile, Basso thinks he could skin those critters to make a badass coat.
Allegra stupidly sniffs the glue.
Combaticons covered in critters.