Five Firsts Challenge - Megatron/Ratchet

[darthneko]

Title Chaos Theory
Rating: NC17 (for the last part)
Wordcount: 9,085
Universe: Deliberate crazy mashup of G1, IDW, and Bayverse.
Characters: Megatron/Ratchet (with random guest appearances by others)
Warnings: Violence, and mech/mech sticky smut in the last segment.

Notes: This came about from this prompt on the kink meme - in a nutshell, Ratchet

Comments

[white_aster]

:DDDDDDDDD I love how eventually Ratchet just...gives up on being A Good Boy. Screw this keeping my head down slag! Bring out the wrench! :D

and yes, that last. Mrrrrrrowal;sdkjfsladkjf.

[darthneko]

They're Decepticons, Ratchet says! Primus, if he can't make Autobots behave without threatening them, what in the Pit made him think being quiet and professional was going to work with Decepticons?! He has to speak their language! They understand the wrench!

Megatron wants to write that evening, now. And that morning, when he had to talk Ratchet into it in the first place. Just for a balanced well rounded scene, of course. =P

[white_aster]

Of course! Well-balanced scenes are part of a well-balanced fic diet. :D

You mean he had to talk Ratchet into coming and doing the medic thing for this bout? Yeah, I'm sure THAT went over well. Probably capped off by "...you're the only one I trust to do this right." and Ratchet making the >>>___<<< "...dammit" face....

[darthneko]

LOL! Well, that TOO. It was a death match, which Ratchet has a lot of moral objections to, dammit. =P

(though I meant the last in sequence of the scenes, not the last one you got to read new. Smut before violence! Megatron totally has his priorities straight.)

[white_aster]

Oh man, yes, of COURSE he wants to do the whole kink sequence. Of COURSE. I support this! :sends bunny energon carrots:

pffft, smut before violence. He's a lover, not a fighter! :P

[darthneko]

[headdesk] It's going to turn into 6000+ words that's not even ON my outline! And it's hardly the ONLY interesting or fun thing Megatron came up with. [facepalm] Obviously, despite the epic plot, this bunny will earn itself a place on the kink meme.