Prompt: Rules

[herr_blitzwing]

(OOC: I know this prompt is old, but the following demanded to be written at 4 AM this morning. All bots are welcome to comment, but don't expect Blitz to be in a good mood. Tease him at your own risk. =P)

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[fly_buggy_fly]

BW Waspinator

*still hasn't quite recovered from his recent damages and needs something to do while he waits*

...You have a lot of rules.

[herr_blitzwing]

*notices the buzzing Predacon hovering nearby*

Hallo Vaspinator. And yes, *he sighs* yes I do. It's vot I get for being a little... mischievous. *he grins while Random laughs internally*

"Like DOT is ze understatement of ze year!"

[fly_buggy_fly]

BW Waspinator

There were some...*pauses, twitching a little, wings flicking erratically. there's a static-filled buzzing sound as his self-repair finally completes its repairs* mizzzchievouz other-botz on Wazpinator'z...*pause*

*squeals in glee* Wazpinator iz back to normal! *pumps a fist in to the air*

[herr_blitzwing]

TFA Blitzwing

*he cracks a thin smile*

"Heh. 'Normal' is alvays relative, don't you think?"

[karanseraph]

UT Starscream

[Starscream comes across this poster on a wall somewhere. Many of the rules do not really make sense to him, or seem things that very obviously should not be done, like using swords to prepare mixtures of human foodstuffs.]

What's Battleship?

[herr_blitzwing]

TFA Blitzwing

*He turns to see a Seeker-like Decepticon. Possibly a Starscream?*

"Battleship is a human game of vich strategy und timing are key. I am quite goot at it, as strategy is vun of my strong points. The goal of the game is to seek und destroy your opponent's fleet of ships before he finds yours. Howeffer, sometimes I lose."

[karanseraph]

UT Starscream

A strategy game. I see. [smirks slightly.] Does this mean...you are Blitzwing? [Blitzwing looks like the visual Megatron gave him when carving the Knights for his Chess set.] We have not formally met. I am Starscream.

[herr_blitzwing]

TFA Blitzwing

"Ah, yes. I am he." *Blitzwing gives a formal bow, and offers his hand* "It is goot to meet you, Starscream. How haff you come to know of me?"

[redseeker]

TFA Starscream

Blitzwing...

I have to say, I don't recall most of these actually happening. You sure the most glitched of your three malfunctioning processors didn't dream them up?