While you're wondering what the hell to be are you wishing you were ugly like me?

[track_joker]

Ransack is tucked away inside his room, rigging up strands of LED lights while a music box plays in the background. He bounces in time to the song, singing along when he can pick out the words

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[onyx17]

G1 Chromia

*hesitates before grudgingly opening a comm to the mech; though most've her thoughts from the night are fuzzy, she'd heard from one of the medics that Ransack was the one who'd carted her to the med-bay; so she decides to swallow her pride ... for once*

//Hey ... it's ugh, Ransack right?// *huffs a sigh* //This is the drunk blue femme from before. Well, not drunk now but ... Ah, you know what I mean!// *twitches; she's not too good at sucking up her pride* //Listen, just thought I'd say ... thanks. You know, for bringing me t'the med-bay... //

[track_joker]

// Dat's what dey call me, yeah! *doesn't sound thrilled that a femme's talking to him, noooo* Glad ta here ya made it t'rough okay. Sorry I din't stick 'round, da big guy seemed ta have ev'rythin' unda control, 'n I din't wanna get in da way. //

[onyx17]

*snorts a small laugh*

//Still recovering from the ungodly hangover that followed, but yeah. M'still alive// *hesitates before warily asking* //... How bad was I?//

[track_joker]

//*sniggers a bit himself* I swear, hangovas're da worst part a' drinkin'. Might as well just stay ova'energized, yeah? //

// 'N well, not knowin' much 'bout yer default state, I dunno if I cin give ya 'n accurate opinion, but y'were gigglin' 'n tumblin' all ova' da place. Yer lucky 'n unscrupulous mech din't find ya, or ya might've gotten taken advantage. //

[onyx17]

//Yup. I'm not gonna so much as touch another Liquid Death any time soon... Least until my processor finally stops feelin' like it's jammed full of scraplets.//

*groans as he mentions giggling*

//Fraaaag. I always act like such a cheerful moronic clutz when drunk.// *sighs* //Though if giggling's the worst I did, I should really count my blessing's.//

*shutter-blinks before chuckling at his comment*

//Henh. Well I guess I'll just be thankful that it was yourself that found me so.//

[track_joker]

// 'N dat is why I still ta da weaka' drinks. Shore, dey're horrible fer showin' off, but I last longa', 'n dey actually taste decent. //

*laughs* // Awww, I t'ought it was cute. Ain't nothin' wrong wit' bein' a happy drunk - dere're much worse alternatives. //

// Oh yeah, absolutely. I would neva' touch a femme inappropriately. I got too much respect fer you bots. //

[onyx17]

*facepalms at the word 'cute', but grins nonetheless*

//Cute. Primus, that's a new one.// *laughs* //Guess you're right. I've known 'bots before who got so charged up when drunk, they'd actually start humping inanimate objects. No joke.// *sniggers* //'Cept on them.//

*shutter-blinks, genuinely surprised*

//Well, aren't we the gentlemech?// *chuckles* //Just for that I'll make sure to put in a good word for you if any of the femmes I work with show up here.//

[ooc: Your Ransack = freaking adoreable <3]

[track_joker]

*coughs into his hand, grinning sheepishly*

// I mighta been guilty o' dat once, but ta be fair, it was a ratha' shapely lamp 'n I was really, really trashed. //

*grins and throws a triumphant fist into the air - if any of those femmes did show up, he'd be in the money!* // Aww, dat ain't nessacary. I know you gals cin take care o' yerselves, but I still hate ta see a femme in trouble, yanno? //

[onyx17]

*gives an amused snort*

//Hey, so long as the lamp was good lookin'.//

*grins crookedly*

//I wouldn't hold all of us to that fella. I've known several scatty femmes in my time. Thankfully it's a low percentage, but even so.// *pauses before adding* //Not that I don't think it's a welcome change or anything, but I've gotta say your whole chivalry thing strikes me as pretty odd commin' from a 'Con.//

[track_joker]

// *completely serious* Oh, it was gorgeous. I almost took it home wit' me. //

*snorts and shakes his head*

// I ain't a 'Con. Well, I am now, but where I'm from, dere ain't such tings. Den Megatron came lookin' fer a MacGuffin called da Planet Key, 'n told me 'n my buddy Crumplezone we was workin' fer 'im or else. I show up here, 'n Cyclonus does da same ting. But since dere ain't really a war goin' on, it don't seem like it makes much difference, yeah? //

[onyx17]

//Ah, forcibly drafted eh? That's a tough break fella. But yeah, it's like you said, no war so not like you've really got to do a whole lot.//

*ponders for a moment*

//Where're you from anyways?//

[track_joker]

// Ehn, it could be worse. I'm in one piece, I don't gotta worry 'bout gettin' fragged, 'n my room's gotta lock. //

// Velocitron. Dunno if you've heard 'bout it, we don' get out inta da galaxy much. //

[onyx17]

*hums thoughtfully*

//Eh, can't say that I have fella. But then again, I'm not exactly the most 'in the know' of what goes where on the map of the universe. For all I know it could be two light-years down from my planet.//

*grins and shrugs*

//Don't suppose you've heard of Cybertron?//

[track_joker]

// Yep! Been dere, actually. 'N I got ta stand on top o' Primus too! Guess he's a big deal ta you guys, but I dunno anythin' 'bout 'im, 'cept he's da biggest transformer I eva' saw. //

[onyx17]

*shutter-blinks and takes a moment to be sure she heard the mech right, then offlines her optics and sighs*

//I swear, the weirdness of all these different 'verses never ceases to leave me questioning my sanity.//

*quirks a small smile*

//So he was an actual physical transformer in your 'verse then? I know in mine he's a supposed entity, but don't think anyone's ever seen him ... let alone stood on 'im.//

[track_joker]

// Oh, y'stand on 'im all da time! *chirps with a grin* See, Primus is Cybertron. At least, he is where I'm from, I guess. Somethin' 'bout bein' da counta'part o' Unicron. //