Plot Bunnies on Crack... Fics That Is

[cindy_73]

I have a few (thank god only a few) crack fic plot bunnies that been bouncing on my head. So here they are.

1) The Autobots and the Decepticons are captured by the Quintesons and they have no weapons, but a mysterious force (aka the author) feels sorry for them and blesses the Autobots and the Decepticons with the oddest (and funniest) weapon

Comments

[lyta_earthstar]

Ohmygod.... that is not fair. Came here from reading the pie fic and I so should not have done... I can see the penguins winning here.... Argh...

[cindy_73]

Please, write about the penguins!!! I can see the humor of Decepticons dealing with an uber huge amount of penguins in their undersea headquarters. I can see it now, Soundwave and the cassettes are trying to communicate with them, the Constructicons try to do experiments on them, the Insecticons are trying to eat them, the Combaticons try to use them in some sort of war game, the Stunticons are using them for speed bumps, and just don't ask what the Triplechangers and the Seekers plan to do with these little birds. And poor Megatron is walking around base, seeing these penguins all over the fucking place and trying to figure out where they came from.

[lyta_earthstar]

Oh jesus... I had them going to the pole and Rumble and Frenzy trying to toboggan with them and Soundwave standing there, one hand over his face, trying to ignore the penguins sitting over his feet. Starscream completely buried. Now the ideas are colliding... I like the speed bumps idea though! I can see Blitzwing trying to fire them from his cannon 'Long bomb penguin!'

[cindy_73]

Long bomb penguins! XD This plot bunny is just getting bigger and bigger! LOL

[lyta_earthstar]

OK, ok I''m writing, I'm writing! No more please! lol

[casora_tigerkin]

Did this get written?

[cindy_73]

I don't think so. Because I haven't seen it yet.

[lyta_earthstar]

Umm sorta. It's partially written, it was just stringing all the ideas together that had me stumped.
You wanna have a go?