I have a few (thank god only a few) crack fic plot bunnies that been bouncing on my head. So here they are.
1) The Autobots and the Decepticons are captured by the Quintesons and they have no weapons, but a mysterious force (aka the author) feels sorry for them and blesses the Autobots and the Decepticons with the oddest (and funniest) weapon
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Sideswipe goes up a mountain side, drives in the places he can, and climbs in the places he can't. Once he gets there, he sees Skywarp there. They both see each other and pull out their weapons, threatening to shoot, but neither shooting.
Skywarp asks, "How'd you get up here?"
Before Sideswipe can answer, he hears a noise and turns around. To his horror, the mob of girls that were stalking him were behind him, climbing up the mountain side. With a yip, he runs behind Skywarp, cowering behind his wings. "Help! Keep them away!"
Skywarp stares at him, dunbfounded that he could run so fast, and that a group of squishies could scare this Jet-Judo frequenter. "Having a little problem with the local life here?" he asked.
Before Sideswipe could respond, Skywarp heard someone yell, "Look, they're both here!" He turned around to hear them squee with delight and run towards them. "Oh, slag! You didn't tell me they were THEM!" Without thinking, he grabbed Sideswipe and warped out of there, leaving the horny mob to bask in the thin air that was them.
*I'd blame it on the bug spray fumes, but I've come up with crazier before." :D
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I have SuperPokePets on Facebook, and my virtual pet is a pet dragon that I named Skywarp. Well, I got an email alert from SPP and the subject said this: Spend a night under the stars with Skywarp. My first thought was... well basically this bunny or something equivalent. I just had to tell you.
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