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[water_smurf]

1. (Inspired by a game I played with some friends.) Sideswipe walks into something weird in the med bay. Ratchet and Wheeljack gives Perceptor a word or phrase and he makes it dirty in some way.

2. The war isn’t really between the Autobots and Decepticons. Most think that it is, but it is between shape-shifting fairies. Optimus, Megatron,

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3. Perceptor gets kidnapped by the Decepticons, but they want to keep him this time. To keep the Autobots from saving him, they redesign his body to look like a Decepticon femme fatale. They thought his appearance was enough to discredit anything he said. They didn’t count on the Autobots recognizing his speech patterns.

Autobots: *looking shocked* Perceptor ... is that you?
Femme Perceptor: *looking irritated* What does it look like? I am currently stuck in this form due to ... *rambles on with enough technical lingo to confirm his origins* ... and now here we are.
Ratchet: *smirking* Well at least you didn't lose your ability to talk.
Wheeljack: *glaring at decepticons while possively holding Perceptor* *growl* MINE!

4. Human!Wheeljack: We’re doing our best to make sure everyone remains alive and as safe as possible.

Human!Ratchet: It gets a little hard when you’ve got suicidal giant robots, regular giant robots, unwillingly transgender giant robots, asylum doctors and patients, college professors who have no clue what’s going on, a bunch of teenagers way in over their heads, an assassin and her policewomen sisters to account for with me, Wheeljack, Percy, and a bunch of elves trying to sort them out. Dimension jumping doesn’t help either.

G1 Ratchet: *nods* >.> *looking towards Prowl* I would think this would have caused you to crash by now?
G1 Prowl: *looking distracted* hmm... what? Oh, yeah, but I have decided this is all a figment of my imiganation thus somehow anything could be possible.
G1 Ratchet: O.O O...Kay. *looking towards Red Alert* and not conspiries to say.
G1 Red Alert: Well ... *blushing* I actually think this is all kinda cool.
Human Red Alert: Besides ... think of the blackmail we will be getting out of all this. *smirk*
Human Ratchet: *to Wheeljack* ...and people wonder why I like to throw things at people and fly into intense homicidal rages.
Human Wheeljack: *snicker* Well here is your chance for practice. ... I think our Human Sideswipe and the G1 Sideswipe just played a prank on Human Sunsteaker and G1 Sunsteaker. They don't look very happy.
Ratchets: *at the same time* TWINS ... IF YOU DON'T STOP THAT RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO REFORMAT YOU INTO TOASTERS!
Optimuses: *sharing a look* We really need to hire babysitters.

The bunnies have ran away, but not before glaring at me to place this. They were scary.

[water_smurf]

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