Funny Bunny!

[water_smurf]

1. (Inspired by a game I played with some friends.) Sideswipe walks into something weird in the med bay. Ratchet and Wheeljack gives Perceptor a word or phrase and he makes it dirty in some way.

2. The war isn’t really between the Autobots and Decepticons. Most think that it is, but it is between shape-shifting fairies. Optimus, Megatron,

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[water_smurf]

19. That such a human existed.

20. Our little fairy empress has a lot to deal with. ^.^

21. No one ever pays attention to his friendship with Percy! D:

22. *whispers* That was actually me when I was feeling cynical after my teacher’s cheesy speech on body, mind, and spirit. It can be any character.

23. I’ve got wise friends. ;-)

24. I basically pulled the quote from my friend and wondered what people would do with it.

25. Perceptor: I have no secret! People just approach me without my consent! D:

Poor, poor Percy. I love him so. :`D

28. I guess anyone would work with enough tweaking. Well, almost anyone.

29. Sort of keep him intact and build him into the actual project.

30. *gently pushes bunny towards you*

31. I suspect that he was an unwilling consort for her.

32. Megatron is cleverer than most people think. I doubt he’d fall for anything Perceptor said. Maybe he could trick one of the Decepticons into it. I don’t think he’d ever make one of his friends do it. Maybe when a Decepticon like Rumble was in one of his taunting modes, Perceptor would slip in to call him by his real name and then irritate Rumble into shouting something along the lines of “Is that what you think? Well, you can just stab yourself with a knife, [insert fairy name here], ‘cuz it’ll be less painful than what I’ll do to you!” Perceptor can take that as an order, grin, murmur “Thank you,” and to the horror of whoever may be watching, he’d pick up a knife and stab himself in the spark chamber.

What would happen if Ratchet, Wheeljack, Beachcomber, and/or Brawn were there to witness it? To watch him take a knife and end his own life because of (what seemed to be) another stupid taunt from a little Decepticon?

And I think he’d traumatize poor Rumble.

33. I think that they’d do everything in their power to make them stay, but they can’t force them to stay if they’re debilitated… and with how desperate Ratchet and Wheeljack would be…

And I imagine Perceptor calm and disturbingly quiet throughout the whole blindness thing. I don’t think he’d move around a lot, focusing more on trying to find a way of ‘seeing’ what was around him without actually seeing it. Maybe he could try to manipulate his senses to sense the weight and vibrations of things on the ground, allowing him to get a general idea of where things he could potentially crash into are.

And I also imagine him talking to Beachcomber or Brawn about increased mental clarity without his optics. They’d just sit and listen out of sympathy and talk when they thought they should. Something tells me that, if Perceptor were still able to see, he’d be seeing a lot of that around the Ark.