Funny Bunny!
1. (Inspired by a game I played with some friends.) Sideswipe walks into something weird in the med bay. Ratchet and Wheeljack gives Perceptor a word or phrase and he makes it dirty in some way.
2. The war isn’t really between the Autobots and Decepticons. Most think that it is, but it is between shape-shifting fairies. Optimus, Megatron, ( Read more... )
2. The war isn’t really between the Autobots and Decepticons. Most think that it is, but it is between shape-shifting fairies. Optimus, Megatron, ( Read more... )
1. Interesting! I bet Perceptor's good at that game! And I can see Sideswipe standing there going WTF?!
2. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I wonder who the leader on the 'Decepticon' side is. And who was speaking to Perceptor? Red Alert? Blaster?
3. Male or female, it's hard to mistake Perceptor for anyone else. I can see Perceptor not being disturbed by her new body, while the Autobots have to try very hard not to treat her like a little girl.
4. *CACKLES* It's like every fic smashed together!
5. *stares in awe* I want... *thinks* I wonder if any artists are taking commissions right now.
6. Ooooooohhhh! This is good!
7. I can also see that being said then.
8. ... said everyone who has ever met Perceptor, Blaster, or Red Alert.
9. Perceptor's shrink ray strikes again! Or maybe he or Wheeljack made a growth ray (I hope Omega Supreme wasn't around when that thing went off).
10. Optimus said to his pouting troops.
11. *LOVES*
12. Perceptor: *pouts* "But you asked me how my day was."
Ratchet: "Sarcastically. I asked sarcastically! I know you know what that word means!"
Perceptor: *still pouting* "Well, you don't have to be mean about it."
And that really does sound like something Perceptor would do. *thinks* Could go with that bunny where Perceptor is unable to feel pain. Whose bunny was that? *can't remember*
13. An excellent twist! They like Silent Hill! Someone really needs to write this!
14. You know, the Last Unicorn song, lately, always makes me think of Perceptor. *LOVES*
15. At first I thought it said Beachcomber and was wondering how just his name was a bunny. Then I actually took the time to read the name. *LOVES*
16. *CRIES* I bet they're also curled up together, holding each other close. *cries* I hope someone writes this. *cries*
17. I can picture this so easily! Also, what if he was wearing one of those elaborate masquerade masks?
18. That'd make a beautiful picture! And I've always loved that song.
19. Interesting. Shocked how though? That they were hunting him? Or that such a human existed?
20. *giggles* *LOVES* Poor Perceptor! This would go perfectly with number 2!
21. *LOVES* Brawn, why can't you say this in an actual fic? I never see you say things like this in fics! *pouts*
22. Perceptor?
23. True words of wisdom there.
24. My thought: The Nothing from the Neverending Story. I'm not sure how that would work though.
25. Poor Perceptor. Everyone wants him. *thinks* I bet the twins would kill to learn his secret.
26. This would be interesting to see!
27. Perceptor: *sulks* "Why is everyone after me?!"
?: *shrugs* "Because you're you."
28. Poor Perceptor. I wonder who sacrificed him. Sunstorm seems too obvious.
29. *shudders* Do you mean they take him apart and use his parts? Or that they built their project around him, leaving him no way out? I like the second one myself.
30. *stares at long list of WIPs* *looks longingly back at pretty bunny* *ponders*
31. I wonder what the Nereid did to him. And why it kept him. *wants to see*
32. I wonder... is it Megatron that ordered him to kill them? And who would Perceptor trust enough to tell his real name to? He couldn't know they'd order him to kill himself; they might make him do something else. Brawn? If he knew the truth of Perceptor's situation, he might agree to it. He'd hate himself for the rest of his life though. And I really can't see Perceptor putting one of his friends in that position. So he needs to somehow trick Megatron.
33. But would the officials really allow the best medic and the best engineer to leave? They've already lost their best scientist. And how will Perceptor deal with his blindness? He's so vision oriented... Maybe being blind will allow him to 'see' better? Without physical vision to distract him...
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1. And then Wheeljack, Ratchet, and Perceptor would convince him to join in! XD
2. I think that the leader of the ‘Decepticon’ side wouldn’t be someone like Starscream. He’s too obvious and the leader of an ‘evil’ race of fairies would never let him or herself be humiliated so much. Maybe Thundercracker? Hook?
And I think maybe it’s Skids talking to Perceptor. He’s quiet and small enough to be an inconspicuous fairy. Prowl or Jazz would be logical seeing as they’re in positions of power and are both fairly hard to figure out, but I think that their reactions to fairies if they were mortals to be too hilarious to pass up! XD
3. I think they would have a harder time keeping their eyes (and hands) where they belong! XD XD
4. And the set of Autobots supposed to clean up the mess aren’t happy! XD
5. Hmmm… *searches DeviantArt*
6. Can you imagine what his friends and previously-loved-ones would go through? They would still love him, but he would be incapable of giving it back to them anymore. They would have to figure out whether or not it was right to try to give him the corrective surgery.
Percy could have one of two opinions. He could either prefer to not have the corrective surgery because he feels that he his more logical without love, or maybe he recognizes how happy he was with it and how blank he is without it.
7. It has the possibility of being either humorous or angsty.
8. … :?
9. Either way, whoever is suffering for it is very unhappy. XD
10. *laughs*
12. The bunny was mine! *raises hand*
And it would match up pretty well with that bunny. Or the bunny that he can’t shut off his pain receptors and because of that has a huge pain tolerance.
13. I think that it may actually be possible. When you look at the games and movie… I don’t know. Minus the Otherworld, it seems like a peaceful place to live for some people. All alone… quiet… away from the modern world… It would be the ideal place for certain couples for honeymoons, vacations, retirement, raising a family, a simple ‘getting-away-from-it-all’ thing… All if you ignore the Otherworld. Mary loved the place. I think that I’d love it too if it had Internet, a few more people, and didn’t randomly transform into hell.
16. Yeah. How do you think they came to that decision? It’s not easy to say that you all should commit suicide together… Did they talk to each other about something other than the good of the Autobots when they were deciding it? Did they bother trying to put up a semblance of professionalism before failing miserably and cuddling up together before they killed themselves?
17. That would be… really cool to see. O.O
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20. Our little fairy empress has a lot to deal with. ^.^
21. No one ever pays attention to his friendship with Percy! D:
22. *whispers* That was actually me when I was feeling cynical after my teacher’s cheesy speech on body, mind, and spirit. It can be any character.
23. I’ve got wise friends. ;-)
24. I basically pulled the quote from my friend and wondered what people would do with it.
25. Perceptor: I have no secret! People just approach me without my consent! D:
Poor, poor Percy. I love him so. :`D
28. I guess anyone would work with enough tweaking. Well, almost anyone.
29. Sort of keep him intact and build him into the actual project.
30. *gently pushes bunny towards you*
31. I suspect that he was an unwilling consort for her.
32. Megatron is cleverer than most people think. I doubt he’d fall for anything Perceptor said. Maybe he could trick one of the Decepticons into it. I don’t think he’d ever make one of his friends do it. Maybe when a Decepticon like Rumble was in one of his taunting modes, Perceptor would slip in to call him by his real name and then irritate Rumble into shouting something along the lines of “Is that what you think? Well, you can just stab yourself with a knife, [insert fairy name here], ‘cuz it’ll be less painful than what I’ll do to you!” Perceptor can take that as an order, grin, murmur “Thank you,” and to the horror of whoever may be watching, he’d pick up a knife and stab himself in the spark chamber.
What would happen if Ratchet, Wheeljack, Beachcomber, and/or Brawn were there to witness it? To watch him take a knife and end his own life because of (what seemed to be) another stupid taunt from a little Decepticon?
And I think he’d traumatize poor Rumble.
33. I think that they’d do everything in their power to make them stay, but they can’t force them to stay if they’re debilitated… and with how desperate Ratchet and Wheeljack would be…
And I imagine Perceptor calm and disturbingly quiet throughout the whole blindness thing. I don’t think he’d move around a lot, focusing more on trying to find a way of ‘seeing’ what was around him without actually seeing it. Maybe he could try to manipulate his senses to sense the weight and vibrations of things on the ground, allowing him to get a general idea of where things he could potentially crash into are.
And I also imagine him talking to Beachcomber or Brawn about increased mental clarity without his optics. They’d just sit and listen out of sympathy and talk when they thought they should. Something tells me that, if Perceptor were still able to see, he’d be seeing a lot of that around the Ark.
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