Random Bunnies - 15
'Ello one and all. I'm kinda-sorta new here (forgot I'd joined ^_^;) and I figured that since I'm apart of the community I might as well add to it.
So here are twenty semi-coherent rabid-bunnies I don't think I'll ever be able to write. Good luck and may Primus help you come back with all your limbs.
...And maybe a zombie-bunny or two, Heaven knows that we fandom-dwellers are a strange lot.
#1 - Streetwise and First Aid are nearing the end of a three hour long graveyard patrol shift, leaving them awake for [insert ungodly number of hours here]. As per Murphy's Law they are just heading back when they run into Wildrider, or, more like Wildrider runs into them. Literally. Streetwise is running on fumes, damaged, and not very coherent but still able to move (somewhat). Aid's not much better. Wildrider's not interested in killing them (yet) but he doesn't want to let them go, either. Joy. (Feel free to twist that in any way you want if someone decides to claim it. I'm just patial one with Aid, Streetwise, and one of the Stuntis in it...)
#2 - Perceptor has somehow managed to gain the Constructions' collective attention. Cybertronian 'courting' rituals (not neccessarily romantic) abound. With Devastator! (I wanna write this one so bad, but it's so far outside of what I usually do I'm afraid I'd skewer it. I'm afraid the plot idea itself is gonna make someone shout 'childhood rape!')
#3 - Hook, the Decepticons' Surgical Engineer, meets First Aid, the Autobots' top(only) medical assisstant. (...please?)
#4 - Scrapper describes meeting Hook for the first time, and what it took to convince the stuck-up but insanely skilled engineer-surgeon to join him.
#5 - Ultra Magnus and Galvatron are captured by a previously unknown third race (or the Quintessons). They must rely on each other to escape, and previously unknown sides to both of them surface. (preferably neither change sides at the end...they hate eachother too much. I do like to think there's some form of respect there, though.)
#6 - The Transformers are reformatted into cyborgs by the Quintessons (I can see the eye rolling). Now the Autobots and Decepticons are small, comparitively fragile (with their old selves), on Earth, and...bonded. Every Decepticon is bound to an Autobot and vice-versa. If one dies then the other follows and, to make it even better, the bonded pairs can't get beyond a quarter mile radius of one another. (Feel free to mix it up. Megatron and Optimus don't need to be bound, you can go the old route and connect the Big Bad to Ratchet. Or anyone.)
#7 - Megatron and Ratchet interaction. I think it was put up before but I'm not sure.
#8 - Silverbolt is flirted with by [insert-person-brothers-would-disapprove-of] (or approve of, your choice). Repeatedly. and is oblivious. What do the rest of the Aerialbots do?
#9 - The Aerialbots are turned human. The problem is that 3/5 of them are female, winged, and another winged race of alien are coming for peace talks. Bad Things Happen.
#10 - Aerial Laws are an odd bunch of semi-coherent core programs that are nearly impossible to override, and they care little for faction lines. 'Birds of a feather flock together'
#11 - "Who's Afraid of The Big Bad Wolf?" (in conjunction with Hound)
#12 - Jazz isn't head of special operations for nothing. (A look into Jazz's more 'Decepticon' side. Preferably without the angsty emoness I see in most other fics...but that's just me)
#14 - Eject, Rewind, Rumble, and Frenzy are trapped in a cave together.
#15 - A tactician's job is never over. He has to be ready for everything, always. Every possibility. Every impossibility. Constantly calculating. 'It's the big guys' jobs to smooth everything over and fluff the pillows. It's the work behind-the-scenes that makes that job as important as everyone thinks it is'
I'll do more later. I hope this was something like what someone was looking for. *Shrugs* I hope it was amusing, at least.
So here are twenty semi-coherent rabid-bunnies I don't think I'll ever be able to write. Good luck and may Primus help you come back with all your limbs.
...And maybe a zombie-bunny or two, Heaven knows that we fandom-dwellers are a strange lot.
#1 - Streetwise and First Aid are nearing the end of a three hour long graveyard patrol shift, leaving them awake for [insert ungodly number of hours here]. As per Murphy's Law they are just heading back when they run into Wildrider, or, more like Wildrider runs into them. Literally. Streetwise is running on fumes, damaged, and not very coherent but still able to move (somewhat). Aid's not much better. Wildrider's not interested in killing them (yet) but he doesn't want to let them go, either. Joy. (Feel free to twist that in any way you want if someone decides to claim it. I'm just patial one with Aid, Streetwise, and one of the Stuntis in it...)
#2 - Perceptor has somehow managed to gain the Constructions' collective attention. Cybertronian 'courting' rituals (not neccessarily romantic) abound. With Devastator! (I wanna write this one so bad, but it's so far outside of what I usually do I'm afraid I'd skewer it. I'm afraid the plot idea itself is gonna make someone shout 'childhood rape!')
#3 - Hook, the Decepticons' Surgical Engineer, meets First Aid, the Autobots' top(only) medical assisstant. (...please?)
#4 - Scrapper describes meeting Hook for the first time, and what it took to convince the stuck-up but insanely skilled engineer-surgeon to join him.
#5 - Ultra Magnus and Galvatron are captured by a previously unknown third race (or the Quintessons). They must rely on each other to escape, and previously unknown sides to both of them surface. (preferably neither change sides at the end...they hate eachother too much. I do like to think there's some form of respect there, though.)
#6 - The Transformers are reformatted into cyborgs by the Quintessons (I can see the eye rolling). Now the Autobots and Decepticons are small, comparitively fragile (with their old selves), on Earth, and...bonded. Every Decepticon is bound to an Autobot and vice-versa. If one dies then the other follows and, to make it even better, the bonded pairs can't get beyond a quarter mile radius of one another. (Feel free to mix it up. Megatron and Optimus don't need to be bound, you can go the old route and connect the Big Bad to Ratchet. Or anyone.)
#7 - Megatron and Ratchet interaction. I think it was put up before but I'm not sure.
#8 - Silverbolt is flirted with by [insert-person-brothers-would-disapprove-of] (or approve of, your choice). Repeatedly. and is oblivious. What do the rest of the Aerialbots do?
#9 - The Aerialbots are turned human. The problem is that 3/5 of them are female, winged, and another winged race of alien are coming for peace talks. Bad Things Happen.
#10 - Aerial Laws are an odd bunch of semi-coherent core programs that are nearly impossible to override, and they care little for faction lines. 'Birds of a feather flock together'
#11 - "Who's Afraid of The Big Bad Wolf?" (in conjunction with Hound)
#12 - Jazz isn't head of special operations for nothing. (A look into Jazz's more 'Decepticon' side. Preferably without the angsty emoness I see in most other fics...but that's just me)
#14 - Eject, Rewind, Rumble, and Frenzy are trapped in a cave together.
#15 - A tactician's job is never over. He has to be ready for everything, always. Every possibility. Every impossibility. Constantly calculating. 'It's the big guys' jobs to smooth everything over and fluff the pillows. It's the work behind-the-scenes that makes that job as important as everyone thinks it is'
I'll do more later. I hope this was something like what someone was looking for. *Shrugs* I hope it was amusing, at least.