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kirin_saga August 30 2008, 06:45:07 UTC
(And nope! Not allowed Perceptor! Think of someone else. I dare you. ^_^ )

... DAMN IT! *thinks*

*thinks some more*

*still thinking*

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE I'D WANT IT TO BE!

C. Flyers due to that airy personality are the most likely to develop glitches and phobia’s of any Cybertronian’s.

So... maybe Red Alert was originally a flyer? That'd be interesting to see.

C2. Glitches in ground based mechs are due to an alteration of their original flyer programming.

Telepathy is strong tonight.

Silverbolt: Stork?

Maybe a Pelican?

6. Perceptor, you are the Puppet. (for Kirin)

*loves* Thank you so much!

3. Trouble-maker-Perceptor must have someone with him at all times.

*LOVES*

22. Bunnies are to be exterminated on sight.

Sadly, they stole Mirage's invisibility device.

28. Red Alert must report to the medbay for his daily dose of sedatives. Volunteers required. (Not you Twins!) - Ratchet

Ratchet: "You neither, Ironhide."
Ironhide: "Aw, but I just learned to hog tie." *pouts*

30. This list will self destruct in ten seconds…..

Wheeljack 'improved' the list?

You should post that list at your journal, like I did with the Banned List.

9. Now how the hell was Hook going to make sweet, sweet love to Devastator?!

*looks confused* Sorry, Hook. I don't know either.

10. Poor Hook is dying! *cries*

11. ??: Wheeljack stop playing with yourself.

Perceptor said, somehow managing to keep a straight face.

12. *LOVES*

Decepticon1: "Your mother was a trash compactor!"
Perceptor: *ignores*
Decepticon2: "You're... uh... so stupid... you can't read and stuff."
Perceptor: *gives the Decepticon a look*
Decepticon3: "You can't even-" *trips and crashes into one of Perceptor's projects*
Perceptor: *growls*
Decepticons: "Uh-oh." *back away slowly*
Perceptor: *snaps and kills Decepticons*
Decepticons: *dead*
Perceptor: *walks to intercom* "Clean up in Lab 3." *happily moves onto his next project as if nothing happened*

13. Art: Perceptor, with a look of fear on his face, holding a sign saying HELP ME! .

Now, is he surrounded by Decepticons, bunnies, or his fans?

14. *CACKLES*

20. Tracks is a flying car. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a Flying car…
What if Tracks was Chitty?

*LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I LOVE THAT MOVIE SO MUCH! *sings song*

(Vaguely think it’s been done.)

... WHERE?!

21. ?? = Perceptor
? = Ratchet

22. Prowl: *crash*
Optimus: *crash*
Jazz, Twins, Red Alert, etc: *crash*
Perceptor: *frowns and pulls out a datapad* "I think we added too much Victorian to the formula."
Wheeljack: *nods* "Yeah. We should have at least added some Hippie."

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lapinporokoira August 31 2008, 21:03:46 UTC
(And nope! Not allowed Perceptor! Think of someone else. I dare you. ^_^ )

... DAMN IT! *thinks*

*thinks some more*

*still thinking*

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE I'D WANT IT TO BE!

Me: Perceptor I win the bet.
Perceptor: I was sure my calculations were correct.
Me: Nuh-uh none of that. Pay-Up! I told you Kirin would only be able to think of you.
Perceptor: Unfortunately so. I really must get a restraining order.
Me: I have the chains!
Percy: O_O *runs away.*

C. Flyers due to that airy personality are the most likely to develop glitches and phobia’s of any Cybertronian’s.

So... maybe Red Alert was originally a flyer? That'd be interesting to see.

C2. Glitches in ground based mechs are due to an alteration of their original flyer programming.

Telepathy is strong tonight.

When isn't it? ^^

Silverbolt: Stork?

Maybe a Pelican?

*Laughs8 Oh that sound so much more fun.

6. Perceptor, you are the Puppet. (for Kirin)

*loves* Thank you so much!

To paraphrase Thundercracker: Maybe I should wrap him up and put a little bow on him?

3. Trouble-maker-Perceptor must have someone with him at all times.

*LOVES*

Peceptor: I refuse to work under these conditions. Grimlock insists on being my assistant. I demand a new Caretaker!

30. This list will self destruct in ten seconds…..

Wheeljack 'improved' the list?

You should post that list at your journal, like I did with the Banned List.

Yeah! Just a litle tweaking and I'll do that.

9. Now how the hell was Hook going to make sweet, sweet love to Devastator?!

oks confused* Sorry, Hook. I don't know either.

10. Poor Hook is dying! *cries*

He's looking at me funny. *gulp*

11. ??: Wheeljack stop playing with yourself.

Perceptor said, somehow managing to keep a straight face.

Huffer however could not.
(Yep I said Huffer, :D had to get him in there somewhere.)

12. *LOVES*

Decepticon1: "Your mother was a trash compactor!"
Perceptor: *ignores*
Decepticon2: "You're... uh... so stupid... you can't read and stuff."
Perceptor: *gives the Decepticon a look*
Decepticon3: "You can't even-" *trips and crashes into one of Perceptor's projects*
Perceptor: *growls*
Decepticons: "Uh-oh." *back away slowly*
Perceptor: *snaps and kills Decepticons*
Decepticons: *dead*
Perceptor: *walks to intercom* "Clean up in Lab 3." *happily moves onto his next project as if nothing happened*

New addition to the bunny.
12 MARK 11:
He could do it. All he had to do was to get into Perceptor's room.
A little tweaking and the door slid open. One look and he ran away screaming. Perceptor spotted the Decepticon leaving and shrugged, before adding another Decepticon initiates body to his scrap pile.

13. Art: Perceptor, with a look of fear on his face, holding a sign saying HELP ME! .

Now, is he surrounded by Decepticons, bunnies, or his fans?

Cruel me says all of them.
*Still searching for Perceptor with those chains.*

20. Tracks is a flying car. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a Flying car…
What if Tracks was Chitty?

*LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I LOVE THAT MOVIE SO MUCH! *sings song*

(Vaguely think it’s been done.)

... WHERE?!

I feel guilty now. I meant the bunny idea not the actual story.

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kirin_saga September 2 2008, 09:22:54 UTC
Me: Perceptor I win the bet.
Perceptor: I was sure my calculations were correct.
Me: Nuh-uh none of that. Pay-Up! I told you Kirin would only be able to think of you.
Perceptor: Unfortunately so. I really must get a restraining order.
Me: I have the chains!
Percy: O_O *runs away.*

Sorry Percy. You're never going to get a restraining order. The judge is far too amused by your pain.

When isn't it? ^^

One of these days, Soundwave will learn to shield better. I hope that day never comes.

To paraphrase Thundercracker: Maybe I should wrap him up and put a little bow on him?

I now want to see Thundercracker, holding a Perceptor doll with a little pink bow on him. And in the background is an actual microscope. Perceptor?

Peceptor: I refuse to work under these conditions. Grimlock insists on being my assistant. I demand a new Caretaker!

Funny how Perceptor doesn't mind having a babysitter (as long said babysitter doesn't actually try to help). You'd think he'd pout or something.

Huffer however could not.
(Yep I said Huffer, :D had to get him in there somewhere.)

Someone needs to draw Wheeljack, sitting on the floor, playing with a little Wheeljack doll, while Perceptor stands next to him trying not to laugh. Huffer, of course, is in the backgroun laughing his aft off. Poor Wheeljack looks so confused...

New addition to the bunny.
12 MARK 11:
He could do it. All he had to do was to get into Perceptor's room.
A little tweaking and the door slid open. One look and he ran away screaming. Perceptor spotted the Decepticon leaving and shrugged, before adding another Decepticon initiates body to his scrap pile.

I wonder what the other Autobots think of Perceptor's... collection. Disgusted? Disturbed? Oblivious? Would they think he needs mental help?

Cruel me says all of them.

Perceptor: *cries*

*Still searching for Perceptor with those chains.*

Perceptor: *begs Omega Supreme to protect him*

I feel guilty now. I meant the bunny idea not the actual story.

*pouts*

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