Aug 28, 2008 21:19
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skyfire,
2007,
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orion pax,
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ravage,
primus,
insecticons,
cybertron,
sunstorm,
cassettes,
teletraan,
sunstreaker,
optimus,
brawn,
bumblebee,
starscream,
matrix,
cliffjumper,
rumble,
soundwave,
wheeljack,
megatron,
decepticons,
skywarp,
autobots,
ark,
shockwave,
astrotrain,
inferno
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I was trying to figure out how Perceptor (Shockwave's "creation" on Cybertron) became Perceptor, the mild-mannered Autobot scientist on Earth.
... Someone needs to draw Megatron as Uncle Sam in one of those posters.
Him and Optimus! Actually, both of them posing on the same poster. And it doesn't HAVE to be the classic "Uncle Sam" pose, if you know what I mean.
*Uncle Optimus and Uncle Megatron want YOU to join the fight against Unicron and Fan-writer Cruelty!*
Perceptor: *joins immediately*
Optimus found out what Blaster's done and has locked him up in an ivory tower
Soundwave: Blaster-punzel, Blaster-punzel, let down your hair.
Blaster: Blaster-punzel? That speech thingy of yours is getting weirder all the time. And I don't have hair...
Soundwave: Suggestion for liberation - cassette-chain-ladder.
Cassettes: *whimper*
Blaster: *whirls around* Are you implying that I'm FAT?!
Cassettes and Soundwave: *flinch*
Maybe they went back to their own little secret love nest base.
Hmmm, Blaster and Soundwave have their own base? *ponders... and scribbles new bunny* These things just won't stop spawning.
You know, I've seen a pic with the Aerialbots doing the Macarena. And one with Optimus doing it.
I read a 2007 fic once where the human army people had to stop Jazz from teaching the Macarena to the other Autobots because if they all did it at the same time, the bit where everyone jumps would cause massive destruction when they landed.
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Maybe he did go to spy on the Autobots, but not on Shockwave's orders. And not for the Decepticon cause. Maybe Primus wanted him to keep an optic on someone?
Him and Optimus! Actually, both of them posing on the same poster. And it doesn't HAVE to be the classic "Uncle Sam" pose, if you know what I mean.
... Porn?
*Uncle Optimus and Uncle Megatron want YOU to join the fight against Unicron and Fan-writer Cruelty!*
Perceptor: *joins immediately*
Perceptor, that's so sweet of you! Wanting to protect the fan-writers from cruelty!
Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
Blaster: *whirls around* Are you implying that I'm FAT?!
Cassettes and Soundwave: *flinch*
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat."
Blaster: *ignores*
Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck."
Blaster: *ignores*
Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required."
Blaster: *ignores*
Hmmm, Blaster and Soundwave have their own base? *ponders... and scribbles new bunny* These things just won't stop spawning.
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
I read a 2007 fic once where the human army people had to stop Jazz from teaching the Macarena to the other Autobots because if they all did it at the same time, the bit where everyone jumps would cause massive destruction when they landed.
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.
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Maybe Primus wants him to retrieve the Matrix?
... Porn?
Um- well it COULD be like, a cheesy-grinning peace-sign-at-camera pose. It COULD. Really.
Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
*thinks* Could Perceptor use his lens barrel or something to focus a laser blast so it bypassed the outer armor and just hit internal systems (or the spark chamber)? So, his enemy would be laughing about how the dumb microscope is pointing his lens barrel at him instead of a blaster, and then he just falls over offline without a mark on him.
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat."
Blaster: *ignores*
Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck."
Blaster: *ignores*
Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required."
Blaster: *ignores*
NOOOOOO!!! Anorexic Blaster!!! *cries* No, no, no! Soundwave, stop him! Talk to him, make him feel better about himself! *cries*
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
*just can't help myself* The plot bunnies, or Blaster and Soundwave? *grin*
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.
Yeah, that was the one. I guess maybe the humans were just hoping that Jazz didn't teach it to the others or something.
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