Aug 28, 2008 21:19
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Shockwave: "What are you talking about? What is a 'year'?"
Perceptor: *glares*
Shockwave: "And I won't be alone. Megatron is here."
Perceptor: "He's going after the Ark."
Shockwave: "He will be back within the Vorn."
Perceptor: "Then it will be the longest Vorn in history because the Nemesis is not coming back."
Shockwave: *stares*
So, was Perceptor sent to pose as an Autobot but really to deliver a secret message to the Decepticons?
Considering the way he treats the Dinobots, I can sadly see this happening.
*cries* Go to Uncle Megatron, Dinos! He'll treat you better!
And maybe Soundwave is making sure to send it directly to Blaster. Blaster will listen in awe, record it, and play it secretly to anyone who will listen.
And every Autobot who hears it wants to meet Megatron, but Blaster's fondest wish is to meet the unknown communications mech who sent him the speech and thank him for saving his sanity.
Or will Sparkplug manage to make him understand?
*wants to see this conversation* And if Red Alert has been exposed to horror movies (or book-Voldemort from the Harry Potter books, who has red eyes), then it'll be even harder to explain.
Eject and Rewind: *struggle to get lose and start wrestling*
And unknowingly (and much to the amusement of Soundwave and Blaster watching), they're exactly mirroring the much-larger forms of Optimus and Megatron wrestling just a few yards away.
Optimus and Megatron: *don't notice they're tied together, start punching each other (Optimus giving a speech at the same time) and can't understand why they can't knock each other away*
Now this also looks hilarious in my head. And I can actually see this happening in canon.
Soundwave and Blaster: *cuddle and watch the chaos*
Far, far away. Through a hidden camera. Actually, they probably went back to one of the bases with their cassettes and are cuddling there on a couch or something.
*sings* "Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena!"
There are some things which were just not created with Cybertronians in mind. And they're so much fun when we go ahead and apply them to Cybertronians anyway.
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*confused* Huh? I guess so...
*cries* Go to Uncle Megatron, Dinos! He'll treat you better!
... Someone needs to draw Megatron as Uncle Sam in one of those posters.
And every Autobot who hears it wants to meet Megatron, but Blaster's fondest wish is to meet the unknown communications mech who sent him the speech and thank him for saving his sanity.
Awww... That is so cute!
Sadly, it's unlikely that he'll ever get to meet Soundwave as Optimus found out what Blaster's done and has locked him up in an ivory tower the brig. Blaster is then slowly forgotten and all he has to hold onto is the memory of the myserty mech that sent him that message so very long ago...
*wants to see this conversation* And if Red Alert has been exposed to horror movies (or book-Voldemort from the Harry Potter books, who has red eyes), then it'll be even harder to explain.
Poor Sparkplug is going to get a headache, Red Alert is going to be so confused, and Inferno would be rolling his optics if he could.
And unknowingly (and much to the amusement of Soundwave and Blaster watching), they're exactly mirroring the much-larger forms of Optimus and Megatron wrestling just a few yards away.
And Rumble and Frenzy are recording every little movement.
Far, far away. Through a hidden camera. Actually, they probably went back to one of the bases with their cassettes and are cuddling there on a couch or something.
Maybe they went back to their own little secret love nest base.
There are some things which were just not created with Cybertronians in mind. And they're so much fun when we go ahead and apply them to Cybertronians anyway.
You know, I've seen a pic with the Aerialbots doing the Macarena. And one with Optimus doing it.
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I was trying to figure out how Perceptor (Shockwave's "creation" on Cybertron) became Perceptor, the mild-mannered Autobot scientist on Earth.
... Someone needs to draw Megatron as Uncle Sam in one of those posters.
Him and Optimus! Actually, both of them posing on the same poster. And it doesn't HAVE to be the classic "Uncle Sam" pose, if you know what I mean.
*Uncle Optimus and Uncle Megatron want YOU to join the fight against Unicron and Fan-writer Cruelty!*
Perceptor: *joins immediately*
Optimus found out what Blaster's done and has locked him up in an ivory tower
Soundwave: Blaster-punzel, Blaster-punzel, let down your hair.
Blaster: Blaster-punzel? That speech thingy of yours is getting weirder all the time. And I don't have hair...
Soundwave: Suggestion for liberation - cassette-chain-ladder.
Cassettes: *whimper*
Blaster: *whirls around* Are you implying that I'm FAT?!
Cassettes and Soundwave: *flinch*
Maybe they went back to their own little secret love nest base.
Hmmm, Blaster and Soundwave have their own base? *ponders... and scribbles new bunny* These things just won't stop spawning.
You know, I've seen a pic with the Aerialbots doing the Macarena. And one with Optimus doing it.
I read a 2007 fic once where the human army people had to stop Jazz from teaching the Macarena to the other Autobots because if they all did it at the same time, the bit where everyone jumps would cause massive destruction when they landed.
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Maybe he did go to spy on the Autobots, but not on Shockwave's orders. And not for the Decepticon cause. Maybe Primus wanted him to keep an optic on someone?
Him and Optimus! Actually, both of them posing on the same poster. And it doesn't HAVE to be the classic "Uncle Sam" pose, if you know what I mean.
... Porn?
*Uncle Optimus and Uncle Megatron want YOU to join the fight against Unicron and Fan-writer Cruelty!*
Perceptor: *joins immediately*
Perceptor, that's so sweet of you! Wanting to protect the fan-writers from cruelty!
Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
Blaster: *whirls around* Are you implying that I'm FAT?!
Cassettes and Soundwave: *flinch*
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat."
Blaster: *ignores*
Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck."
Blaster: *ignores*
Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required."
Blaster: *ignores*
Hmmm, Blaster and Soundwave have their own base? *ponders... and scribbles new bunny* These things just won't stop spawning.
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
I read a 2007 fic once where the human army people had to stop Jazz from teaching the Macarena to the other Autobots because if they all did it at the same time, the bit where everyone jumps would cause massive destruction when they landed.
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.
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Maybe Primus wants him to retrieve the Matrix?
... Porn?
Um- well it COULD be like, a cheesy-grinning peace-sign-at-camera pose. It COULD. Really.
Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
*thinks* Could Perceptor use his lens barrel or something to focus a laser blast so it bypassed the outer armor and just hit internal systems (or the spark chamber)? So, his enemy would be laughing about how the dumb microscope is pointing his lens barrel at him instead of a blaster, and then he just falls over offline without a mark on him.
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat."
Blaster: *ignores*
Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck."
Blaster: *ignores*
Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required."
Blaster: *ignores*
NOOOOOO!!! Anorexic Blaster!!! *cries* No, no, no! Soundwave, stop him! Talk to him, make him feel better about himself! *cries*
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
*just can't help myself* The plot bunnies, or Blaster and Soundwave? *grin*
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.
Yeah, that was the one. I guess maybe the humans were just hoping that Jazz didn't teach it to the others or something.
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