Aug 28, 2008 21:19
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Multiple-Personalities Perceptor?
He's probably think it was something he himself did. He's not one to place blame on others, even if that's where it should be.
So if he's not one to blame people, then how is he an Autobot? Because Autobots blame Decepticons for everything. *ponders*
I just wanted him related to a construction worker.
*pictures Sunstreaker in a big yellow hard hat* At least it matches his paintjob.
Ravage: *remembers what happened the last time Perceptor got a hold of him* *cowers*
*wants art of Puppy!Perceptor chasing Kitten!Ravage*
Ratchet: "Well, he was stupid enough to try to spy on us while wearing a bell... I say we let Perceptor keep him for a few days."
Someone once suggested Judge Optimus... What about Judge Ratchet? Because that's pretty fitting justice there, Ratch'.
Megatron: *smirks* "Once he sees the lab I'm giving him, he wouldn't even dream of refusing."
Smart mech.
Starscream: *looking through datapads* "Mating habits, evolution, solar decay, string theory..." *tosses datapads away one by one* "Genetic mutations, quantum physics, peanut butter." *pauses* "Peanut butter?"
Starscream: "No, wait, Perceptor, this is the wrong datapad..."
Perceptor: "Peanut butter!" *pounces* "I love peanut butter! Do you have any at the 'Con base?"
Starscream: *isn't sure whether to shoot Skywarp or thank him*
Perceptor would enjoy studying them.In the end, Skywarp might have to come and get him. But would he be able to? Skywarp is usually in warp space for only a few seconds. Not exactly long enough to realize what's in there.
Maybe Skywarp tried to stay in warp space before, and once he'd been there for a few seconds the other dimension grabbed hold of him and it took him millions of years to escape. And the other dimension pulls at him and urges him to pop back in, just for a second or two... and if he isn't constantly doing something in his own dimension, he's always tempted to just go back to the warp space dimension that waits for him and calls to him... and stay there forever...
Or maybe time moves more slowly in the warp dimension, so Skywarp and Perceptor can spends weeks or months in there and then come back seconds after they've left. Maybe Skywarp has a secret family of warp-creatures that adopted him the first time he got lost there by accident, and every time he warps he's really visiting his warp-creature family.
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*LOVES* And Brawn is the only one that knows about both/all of Perceptor's personalities!
So if he's not one to blame people, then how is he an Autobot? Because Autobots blame Decepticons for everything. *ponders*
Maybe he's actually a Decepticon, pretending to be an Autobot. So as an Autobot he blames himself for being a Decepticon? I think I just confused myself...
*pictures Sunstreaker in a big yellow hard hat* At least it matches his paintjob.
I want someone to draw this now. Quickly, before Sunstreaker realizes what he's wearing.
*wants art of Puppy!Perceptor chasing Kitten!Ravage*
*ALSO WANTS*
Someone once suggested Judge Optimus... What about Judge Ratchet? Because that's pretty fitting justice there, Ratch'.
Ratchet: *shocked* "I wasn't being serious."
Optimus: *watches as Perceptor happily plays with a crying Ravage* "It's your turn to be Judge; of course you were taken seriously." *continues watching* "At least it's keeping him occupied."
Perceptor: *ties another bow on Ravage*
Optimus: "Though I wonder where he got all those ribbons."
Ratchet: *sighs* "Blaster loaned them to him. Something about Steeljaw."
Optimus: *stares at Ratchet* "I don't want to know."
Smart mech.
Sadly, Optimus is not so smart and only gave Perceptor a small room off of Wheeljack's lab. So it's no surprise Perceptor happily took Megatron up on his offer.
Starscream: "No, wait, Perceptor, this is the wrong datapad..."
Perceptor: "Peanut butter!" *pounces* "I love peanut butter! Do you have any at the 'Con base?"
Starscream: *isn't sure whether to shoot Skywarp or thank him*
Starscream: "Perceptor, what are you working on today?"
Perceptor: "Oh, Megatron said that I shouldn't-"
Starscream: *holds out giant jar of peanut butter*
Perceptor: *trails off* *stares at peanut butter* "..." *grabs peanut butter and launches into an indepth technical discussion*
Starscream: *takes notes*
Maybe Skywarp tried to stay in warp space before, and once he'd been there for a few seconds the other dimension grabbed hold of him and it took him millions of years to escape. And the other dimension pulls at him and urges him to pop back in, just for a second or two... and if he isn't constantly doing something in his own dimension, he's always tempted to just go back to the warp space dimension that waits for him and calls to him... and stay there forever...
*LOVES*
Or maybe time moves more slowly in the warp dimension, so Skywarp and Perceptor can spends weeks or months in there and then come back seconds after they've left. Maybe Skywarp has a secret family of warp-creatures that adopted him the first time he got lost there by accident, and every time he warps he's really visiting his warp-creature family.
And Perceptor is also accepted as a part of the family when he and Skywarp start dating. In the warp dimension, they live happily and start a family of their own, forbidden their sparklings from leaving the warp dimension until the war is over. However, when the sparklings sense that their creators have been injured and are now on the brink of death, they break this most important of rules...
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What if Brawn IS one of Perceptor's personalities? He's the tough, no-nonsense warrior personality that Perceptor is always denying he possesses. In fact, Perceptor is so in denial that the 'Brawn' personality is part of him, that in his head he's made 'Brawn' into a different mech and treats him like the make-believe enemies children make up: a natural foil for himself, entirely different, yet impossible not to like because in a way that make-believe enemy is also the child who creates it. And I don't know if any of that made sense.
Maybe he's actually a Decepticon, pretending to be an Autobot. So as an Autobot he blames himself for being a Decepticon? I think I just confused myself...
*is also somewhat confused* I sort of got it... but my knotted-up brain wishes I didn't.
I want someone to draw this now. Quickly, before Sunstreaker realizes what he's wearing.
*snicker* Sideswipe tricked him into wearing it by telling him that it's a crown!
Optimus: *stares at Ratchet* "I don't want to know."
Neither do I.
Starscream: *takes notes*
Studious!Starscream looks adorable in my head. Mostly because he's being quiet, which is very unusual.
*LOVES*
*modifies and tosses onto next bunny list* I seem to get all my best bunnies from discussions with you.
"5. One of the bunny posters in this community is actually a Transformer."
Are you secretly Soundwave? *peers at you suspiciously*
However, when the sparklings sense that their creators have been injured and are now on the brink of death, they break this most important of rules...
So there's another big, dramatic battle going on and suddenly a bunch of sparklings pop out of nowhere and rush at the injured Skywarp and Perceptor, squealing 'Mommy!! Daddy!!'?
Mass chaos ensues. *is amused*
And of course, these sparklings are totally invulnerable. Since they were sparked (heck, probably conceived) and raised in warp space, they didn't even have to learn to warp like Skywarp and Percy - it's instinctive. So if they sense, say, a fusion cannon blast headed their way, they wouldn't even turn to look at it, they'd just warp out of the way.
This one would be hard to write without making the sparklings obnoxious, unlikeable Mary Sues (Baby Sues?).
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Oh. My. Primus. I LOVE THIS SO VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH! I WANT TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
*is also somewhat confused* I sort of got it... but my knotted-up brain wishes I didn't.
Can you imagine Prowl trying to figure that out?
*snicker* Sideswipe tricked him into wearing it by telling him that it's a crown!
So he's posing on a throne wearing that hat? Sideswipe is so dead!
Neither do I.
Steeljaw: *growls* "When Blaster was a sparkling he used to tie me up in bows. What did you think he meant?"
Studious!Starscream looks adorable in my head. Mostly because he's being quiet, which is very unusual.
Yes, Studious!Starscream is very cute. Don't let him hear you say that though.
I seem to get all my best bunnies from discussions with you.
That's what I'm here for!
Are you secretly Soundwave? *peers at you suspiciously*
If I'm Soundwave, someone erased my memories and stuck me in the body of an organic female.
... I'll kill whoever did that to me!
So there's another big, dramatic battle going on and suddenly a bunch of sparklings pop out of nowhere and rush at the injured Skywarp and Perceptor, squealing 'Mommy!! Daddy!!'?
Mass chaos ensues. *is amused*
*is also amused*
And of course, these sparklings are totally invulnerable. Since they were sparked (heck, probably conceived) and raised in warp space, they didn't even have to learn to warp like Skywarp and Percy - it's instinctive. So if they sense, say, a fusion cannon blast headed their way, they wouldn't even turn to look at it, they'd just warp out of the way.
*nods* True. Bet that would shock everyone!
This one would be hard to write without making the sparklings obnoxious, unlikeable Mary Sues (Baby Sues?).
*is sad*
Maybe, since time moves faster in the warp dimension (wait... Blurr, is that you?) the sparklings are grown by now?
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*happy and slightly freaked out at excessive enthusiasm* Me too!
So he's posing on a throne wearing that hat? Sideswipe is so dead!
Ooh, a throne... Megatron's throne!
Steeljaw: *growls* "When Blaster was a sparkling he used to tie me up in bows. What did you think he meant?"
Poor kitty. I just didn't want to say it... Poor, poor kitty.
... I'll kill whoever did that to me!
Hmmm... sounds too openly emotional. Nope, not Soundwave. (But if you were than Perceptor/Soundwave would be practically canon.)
(wait... Blurr, is that you?)
BLURR! XD Skywarp + Perceptor = Craziness and disregard for others' audial receptors + a 'way with words' = Blurr! YES!
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