100 Bunnies
By the way, I posted The Banned List by Optimus Prime on my journal. Enjoy and feel free to make suggestions.
1. You Make Me Happy by Will Hoge
2. Suicide is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)
3. Perceptor's creators had three locks on his bedroom door...
4. Before the war, Ratchet gave a youngling named Hook lessons on how to keep patients under control.
5. Crossover with BTVS (includes the comic The Long Way Home). Perceptor = Willow Rosenberg. Hook = Amy Madison. Reincarnation? AU? Were their consciousnesses separated from their bodies and temporarily absorbed into Willow's and Amy's minds?
6. Crossover with Death Note.
7. Crossover with Jurassic Park. Yes, I've seen the one where the Dinobots land there and meet Lennox. It was only a one shot though.
8. What if the Constructicons weren't technically reprogrammed? What if their consciences were simply repressed?
9. Perceptor's lover is actually a Decepticon spy. One of his assignments is to kill the Autobot's head scientist (Perceptor). The spy... can't bring himself to do it.
10. The Dinobots are forced to go through bonding exercises.
11. Ratchet walked into the lab to find Perceptor calmly reattaching his own arm. "Are you sure you're not part Junkion?"
12. He would interface with anyone... as long as he didn't know them.
13. "I like living. I just don't see the point in it."
14. Ok, we seem to be overlooking another potential blackmailer. Blaster. He's a communications officer, a tape deck, he can hear everything. No comm channel is safe from him.
15. Perceptor is going blind. Knowing that there's nothing Ratchet (or anyone) can do, he tries to hide this.
16. "... He's pregnant."
"Again?"
17. What if the Science Academy had a club similar to the one in After School Nightmare?
18. Hound/Blaster.
19. Eject and Rewind make a list of mechs they believe would make suitable mates for Blaster. Blaster objects.
20. The crew of the Ark finally learn that Blaster is the creation of Eject and Rewind.
21. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
22. Eject and Rewind are going to be grandparents. And as Blaster neglected to tell them he was even seeing anyone, they are understandably upset.
23. Jet Judo 101.
24. Perceptor is used to being carried around. So is Blaster. They don't like it, but they are used to it.
25. Those who do not have mobile alt modes are seen as second class citizens and aren't granted the same rights as others.
26. Art. Sideswipe carrying Perceptor over his shoulder. Perceptor laughing and trying to twist around. Sideswipe is grinning.
27. Blaster and his Cassettes are on a mission far from the Ark. Blaster gets badly injured and Ratchet, over the comm channel, has to walk Rewind through repairs.
28. "... Must you stand right there?"
29. Perceptor wasn't afraid of Vortex. Neither could understand why.
30. Skyfire/Red Alert.
31. Art. Sunstreaker roaring like the MGM Lion.
32. Perceptor is much, much younger than most think. Optimus knows though. Perceptor's intelligence was needed and so Optimus bent the rules and recruited him. Optimus has felt guilty ever since.
33. Sparkling!Vortex.
34. "You totally want to interface with me!"
"..." Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert...
35. Perceptor can see behind him, using his scope. The image is tiny, but he can see that way. Not many people know this.
36. Might have mentioned this before, but... Perceptor as Sunstorm's creator.
37. "What? You think that's the only place the war hit?"
38. 2007. Hook is on Earth. Alone. And refusing to contact the other Decepticons.
39. "He may have been our enemy... but he died a hero."
40. Sparklings and Younglings were the only ones Vortex was ever gentle with.
41. Art. Teenage Soundwave taking a walk. Sparkling!Blaster following behind his big brother, trying very hard to keep up. Soundwave looks annoyed.
42. Bluestreak/Perceptor.
43. When Inferno was a sparkling, he and is friends would play a game. One of them would pretend to have a glitch while the others tripped him up and laughed. They enjoyed this game. But now adult!Inferno sees his friend Red Alert, remembers those games, and feels ashamed.
44. Those that were part of the original Ark crew believe Perceptor is nothing more than a kind, gentle scientist. They think he's harmless. However, those that joined later know for a fact that Perceptor is a kick ass warrior.
45. Art. The Coneheads fighting Perceptor, at night while it's raining. Dance With the Devil by Breaking Benjamin
46. Soundwave decides to have a bit of fun with his telepathy, using Jazz and Blaster. Bunny inspired by this picture.
47. One of the Autobots finds a device that erases memories. Deciding to have some fun, this Autobot decides to interface with several Autobots, with or without their consent, and erases their memory of the events. He continues this game until several of his victims end up pregnant. Now, his conscience is finally making itself known.
48. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Decepticons, who wish to use them to breed new soldiers.
49. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Autobots. Because when I typed the previous bunny, that was almost what I (accidentally) said.
50. Hot Spot/Blaster.
51. Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Swoop are possessed by malicious spirits. The spirits manage to hide this fact.
52. Blaster and Soundwave used to be friends, and therefore share a telepathic connection. When Blaster is badly injured, unable to move and barely aware, and is far from the Ark where no one can find him... it's Soundwave he reaches out to in desperation.
53. Blaster and Soundwave switch bodies.
54. "... Can I kill you?"
55. "Blackmail has become vicious."
56. What if Blaster wasn't Eject's and Rewind's creator or creation, but their slave?
57. So many fics have Red Alert abandoned by his creators. But what if his creators actually loved him and wanted to keep him, but his grandcreators didn't? They don't want their child to be known as the mother/father of a glitch, so they take him off, abandon him, and tell his creators he was killed or disappeared.
58. "It was a very slow zoom."
59. "It's not my fault I'm not blind!" Quote from a Doctor Who/BTVS crossover fic.
60. Perceptor begins having moments of weakness, feeling shortness of breath, and feeling his pump stalling briefly (like when a human heart seems to skip a beat, and the next beat feels harder). He puts off going to Ratchet, because for some reason, he's afraid of learning what's wrong.
61. "He deserves a happily ever after."
62. Perceptor: "If they're not hurting me, they're ruining my health."
63. The Reason by Hoobastank.
64. Inferno isn't the pyromaniac, Red Alert is. That's right. Red Alert is a paranoid pyromaniac. Inspired by chapter 11 of Convoluted Family Ties by outerelf.
65. "What's wrong with Perceptor?"
"Nothing. He's just in recharge."
66. The first time Red Alert seriously glitched, he killed his creators.
67. Swoop: "Him Perceptor want to go outside."
Ratchet: "I guess that's all right. Just keep an optic on him and don't stay out too long."
68. Crossover with BTVS. The Allspark was destroyed at the exact time as when Willow activated the Slayers. For a brief time, electronics/machines/devices that a Slayer touched came to life. Including a microscope, a stereo, and a red and white Lamborghini.
69. The Decepticons want Perceptor's sparkling. Only Perceptor doesn't have a sparkling. So they capture Perceptor and another Autobot. "Either he has your sparkling or he has one of ours. I don't care which."
70. "Considering how low his self-esteem is, I don't think pretending to ignore him was a very good idea."
71. A good way to scare someone?
Wheeljack: "Oh, while I was repairing you, I made a few improvements."
72. Crossover with Star Trek. The existence of Cybertron, Autobots and Decepticons has been forgotten by most of humanity. Only the most secret of organizations have any records of that long ago war. But those records aren't the only things the organization has. They possess a strange device known as a universal emulator. A device that has occasionally shown signs of sentience. When this device is stolen by a Romulan operative, the organization sends Captain Picard and the Enterprise to retrieve their stolen property.
73. "You aren't really, are you?"
74. Never too late.
75. Perceptor's creators were captured by Decepticons and sentenced to a prison camp when Perceptor was a sparkling. Perceptor was made to stay with them, much to his creators' horror. And even after his creators were killed by the guards, Perceptor stayed.
A. Growing up in a prison, seeing various horrors committed by the guards, has had a serious effect on Perceptor's sanity. In an attempt at self-preservation, Perceptor long ago began... distancing himself from reality. He's not exactly unaware of his surroundings, but he always seems to be in a vague fog. And he says the oddest things sometimes...
B. Perceptor, though his body is now that of an adult, is still mentally a child, having never been allowed to learn.
76. "Just how young was he at the time?"
"He was still clicking."
77. "Which truth should I tell?"
78. When Blaster was a sparkling, before he was able to really understand what people said, he had a habit of repeating what he heard. He really just imitated sounds, but this caused a lot of embarrassment for his creators.
Optional: What if, one day, Blaster overheard someone planning a crime or cover up? What if those criminals knew that he'd overheard? Some might not think it a concern as Blaster is much too young to understand what he heard. But one of them has heard of Blaster's habit of repeating things...
79. Art. Soundwave as a park ranger.
80. Perceptor catches his lover cheating on him, but runs off before his lover realizes he's there.
81. "I'm feeling very pregnant right now."
82. "You always thought I was crazy for believing organic life existed! Well, LOOK AROUND YOU! WHOSE CRAZY NOW, HUH?!"
83. Perceptor was created illegally during the war.
84. "Well, that's my good deed for the day."
85. "Are you two ever happy at the same time?" Quote from... Foxtrot, I think.
86. He sat staring in front of him, with an expression on his face that reminded me of a puzzled child. ~Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
87. Perceptor was assaulted in his lab. Now he's afraid to go in there.
88. For all of Red Alert's paranoia, he never really looked afraid. If you looked closely, you could see he was amused. It was odd.
89. Optimus goes to great lengths to make sure Perceptor feels safe.
90. Megatron: "We are not barbarians!"
91. Megatron: "We are not barricades!" This one was the result of OpenOffice wanting to finish to finish the word bar as barricades when I was typing barbarians.
92. "I was trying to see which one of you belonged to the other."
93. "Isn't it supposed to hurt?"
94. "If a thing is as clear as daylight, mistrust it. Someone has made it so." Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
95. Perceptor: *looks sadly at all his projects*
Ratchet: "Don't know which one you want to work on, do you? I told you not to have so many going at once!"
Perceptor: *pouts* "It's not my fault I have so many ideas."
Ratchet: "Ideas that go in all different directions! None of these projects have anything to do with each other!"
Perceptor: "If they were all alike, they wouldn't be as much fun."
Ratchet: "No, but at least you'd know which one to work on!"
96. "Why do you cry? Aren't you happy that we can be together forever?"
97. He heard sounds as colors.
98. There are many, many different kinds of masks. And not all are physical.
99. Before the war, Perceptor ran away from an abusive bondmate. He changed his name and alt mode But now, on Earth, his bondmate is being transfered to the Ark.
100. Perceptor wakes up from stasis lock... and learns the war was all a dream? Or... is this the dream? Did he wake up at all?
1. You Make Me Happy by Will Hoge
2. Suicide is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)
3. Perceptor's creators had three locks on his bedroom door...
4. Before the war, Ratchet gave a youngling named Hook lessons on how to keep patients under control.
5. Crossover with BTVS (includes the comic The Long Way Home). Perceptor = Willow Rosenberg. Hook = Amy Madison. Reincarnation? AU? Were their consciousnesses separated from their bodies and temporarily absorbed into Willow's and Amy's minds?
6. Crossover with Death Note.
7. Crossover with Jurassic Park. Yes, I've seen the one where the Dinobots land there and meet Lennox. It was only a one shot though.
8. What if the Constructicons weren't technically reprogrammed? What if their consciences were simply repressed?
9. Perceptor's lover is actually a Decepticon spy. One of his assignments is to kill the Autobot's head scientist (Perceptor). The spy... can't bring himself to do it.
10. The Dinobots are forced to go through bonding exercises.
11. Ratchet walked into the lab to find Perceptor calmly reattaching his own arm. "Are you sure you're not part Junkion?"
12. He would interface with anyone... as long as he didn't know them.
13. "I like living. I just don't see the point in it."
14. Ok, we seem to be overlooking another potential blackmailer. Blaster. He's a communications officer, a tape deck, he can hear everything. No comm channel is safe from him.
15. Perceptor is going blind. Knowing that there's nothing Ratchet (or anyone) can do, he tries to hide this.
16. "... He's pregnant."
"Again?"
17. What if the Science Academy had a club similar to the one in After School Nightmare?
18. Hound/Blaster.
19. Eject and Rewind make a list of mechs they believe would make suitable mates for Blaster. Blaster objects.
20. The crew of the Ark finally learn that Blaster is the creation of Eject and Rewind.
21. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
22. Eject and Rewind are going to be grandparents. And as Blaster neglected to tell them he was even seeing anyone, they are understandably upset.
23. Jet Judo 101.
24. Perceptor is used to being carried around. So is Blaster. They don't like it, but they are used to it.
25. Those who do not have mobile alt modes are seen as second class citizens and aren't granted the same rights as others.
26. Art. Sideswipe carrying Perceptor over his shoulder. Perceptor laughing and trying to twist around. Sideswipe is grinning.
27. Blaster and his Cassettes are on a mission far from the Ark. Blaster gets badly injured and Ratchet, over the comm channel, has to walk Rewind through repairs.
28. "... Must you stand right there?"
29. Perceptor wasn't afraid of Vortex. Neither could understand why.
30. Skyfire/Red Alert.
31. Art. Sunstreaker roaring like the MGM Lion.
32. Perceptor is much, much younger than most think. Optimus knows though. Perceptor's intelligence was needed and so Optimus bent the rules and recruited him. Optimus has felt guilty ever since.
33. Sparkling!Vortex.
34. "You totally want to interface with me!"
"..." Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert. Must not kill pervert...
35. Perceptor can see behind him, using his scope. The image is tiny, but he can see that way. Not many people know this.
36. Might have mentioned this before, but... Perceptor as Sunstorm's creator.
37. "What? You think that's the only place the war hit?"
38. 2007. Hook is on Earth. Alone. And refusing to contact the other Decepticons.
39. "He may have been our enemy... but he died a hero."
40. Sparklings and Younglings were the only ones Vortex was ever gentle with.
41. Art. Teenage Soundwave taking a walk. Sparkling!Blaster following behind his big brother, trying very hard to keep up. Soundwave looks annoyed.
42. Bluestreak/Perceptor.
43. When Inferno was a sparkling, he and is friends would play a game. One of them would pretend to have a glitch while the others tripped him up and laughed. They enjoyed this game. But now adult!Inferno sees his friend Red Alert, remembers those games, and feels ashamed.
44. Those that were part of the original Ark crew believe Perceptor is nothing more than a kind, gentle scientist. They think he's harmless. However, those that joined later know for a fact that Perceptor is a kick ass warrior.
45. Art. The Coneheads fighting Perceptor, at night while it's raining. Dance With the Devil by Breaking Benjamin
46. Soundwave decides to have a bit of fun with his telepathy, using Jazz and Blaster. Bunny inspired by this picture.
47. One of the Autobots finds a device that erases memories. Deciding to have some fun, this Autobot decides to interface with several Autobots, with or without their consent, and erases their memory of the events. He continues this game until several of his victims end up pregnant. Now, his conscience is finally making itself known.
48. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Decepticons, who wish to use them to breed new soldiers.
49. Blaster and Perceptor are captured by Autobots. Because when I typed the previous bunny, that was almost what I (accidentally) said.
50. Hot Spot/Blaster.
51. Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Swoop are possessed by malicious spirits. The spirits manage to hide this fact.
52. Blaster and Soundwave used to be friends, and therefore share a telepathic connection. When Blaster is badly injured, unable to move and barely aware, and is far from the Ark where no one can find him... it's Soundwave he reaches out to in desperation.
53. Blaster and Soundwave switch bodies.
54. "... Can I kill you?"
55. "Blackmail has become vicious."
56. What if Blaster wasn't Eject's and Rewind's creator or creation, but their slave?
57. So many fics have Red Alert abandoned by his creators. But what if his creators actually loved him and wanted to keep him, but his grandcreators didn't? They don't want their child to be known as the mother/father of a glitch, so they take him off, abandon him, and tell his creators he was killed or disappeared.
58. "It was a very slow zoom."
59. "It's not my fault I'm not blind!" Quote from a Doctor Who/BTVS crossover fic.
60. Perceptor begins having moments of weakness, feeling shortness of breath, and feeling his pump stalling briefly (like when a human heart seems to skip a beat, and the next beat feels harder). He puts off going to Ratchet, because for some reason, he's afraid of learning what's wrong.
61. "He deserves a happily ever after."
62. Perceptor: "If they're not hurting me, they're ruining my health."
63. The Reason by Hoobastank.
64. Inferno isn't the pyromaniac, Red Alert is. That's right. Red Alert is a paranoid pyromaniac. Inspired by chapter 11 of Convoluted Family Ties by outerelf.
65. "What's wrong with Perceptor?"
"Nothing. He's just in recharge."
66. The first time Red Alert seriously glitched, he killed his creators.
67. Swoop: "Him Perceptor want to go outside."
Ratchet: "I guess that's all right. Just keep an optic on him and don't stay out too long."
68. Crossover with BTVS. The Allspark was destroyed at the exact time as when Willow activated the Slayers. For a brief time, electronics/machines/devices that a Slayer touched came to life. Including a microscope, a stereo, and a red and white Lamborghini.
69. The Decepticons want Perceptor's sparkling. Only Perceptor doesn't have a sparkling. So they capture Perceptor and another Autobot. "Either he has your sparkling or he has one of ours. I don't care which."
70. "Considering how low his self-esteem is, I don't think pretending to ignore him was a very good idea."
71. A good way to scare someone?
Wheeljack: "Oh, while I was repairing you, I made a few improvements."
72. Crossover with Star Trek. The existence of Cybertron, Autobots and Decepticons has been forgotten by most of humanity. Only the most secret of organizations have any records of that long ago war. But those records aren't the only things the organization has. They possess a strange device known as a universal emulator. A device that has occasionally shown signs of sentience. When this device is stolen by a Romulan operative, the organization sends Captain Picard and the Enterprise to retrieve their stolen property.
73. "You aren't really, are you?"
74. Never too late.
75. Perceptor's creators were captured by Decepticons and sentenced to a prison camp when Perceptor was a sparkling. Perceptor was made to stay with them, much to his creators' horror. And even after his creators were killed by the guards, Perceptor stayed.
A. Growing up in a prison, seeing various horrors committed by the guards, has had a serious effect on Perceptor's sanity. In an attempt at self-preservation, Perceptor long ago began... distancing himself from reality. He's not exactly unaware of his surroundings, but he always seems to be in a vague fog. And he says the oddest things sometimes...
B. Perceptor, though his body is now that of an adult, is still mentally a child, having never been allowed to learn.
76. "Just how young was he at the time?"
"He was still clicking."
77. "Which truth should I tell?"
78. When Blaster was a sparkling, before he was able to really understand what people said, he had a habit of repeating what he heard. He really just imitated sounds, but this caused a lot of embarrassment for his creators.
Optional: What if, one day, Blaster overheard someone planning a crime or cover up? What if those criminals knew that he'd overheard? Some might not think it a concern as Blaster is much too young to understand what he heard. But one of them has heard of Blaster's habit of repeating things...
79. Art. Soundwave as a park ranger.
80. Perceptor catches his lover cheating on him, but runs off before his lover realizes he's there.
81. "I'm feeling very pregnant right now."
82. "You always thought I was crazy for believing organic life existed! Well, LOOK AROUND YOU! WHOSE CRAZY NOW, HUH?!"
83. Perceptor was created illegally during the war.
84. "Well, that's my good deed for the day."
85. "Are you two ever happy at the same time?" Quote from... Foxtrot, I think.
86. He sat staring in front of him, with an expression on his face that reminded me of a puzzled child. ~Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
87. Perceptor was assaulted in his lab. Now he's afraid to go in there.
88. For all of Red Alert's paranoia, he never really looked afraid. If you looked closely, you could see he was amused. It was odd.
89. Optimus goes to great lengths to make sure Perceptor feels safe.
90. Megatron: "We are not barbarians!"
91. Megatron: "We are not barricades!" This one was the result of OpenOffice wanting to finish to finish the word bar as barricades when I was typing barbarians.
92. "I was trying to see which one of you belonged to the other."
93. "Isn't it supposed to hurt?"
94. "If a thing is as clear as daylight, mistrust it. Someone has made it so." Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.
95. Perceptor: *looks sadly at all his projects*
Ratchet: "Don't know which one you want to work on, do you? I told you not to have so many going at once!"
Perceptor: *pouts* "It's not my fault I have so many ideas."
Ratchet: "Ideas that go in all different directions! None of these projects have anything to do with each other!"
Perceptor: "If they were all alike, they wouldn't be as much fun."
Ratchet: "No, but at least you'd know which one to work on!"
96. "Why do you cry? Aren't you happy that we can be together forever?"
97. He heard sounds as colors.
98. There are many, many different kinds of masks. And not all are physical.
99. Before the war, Perceptor ran away from an abusive bondmate. He changed his name and alt mode But now, on Earth, his bondmate is being transfered to the Ark.
100. Perceptor wakes up from stasis lock... and learns the war was all a dream? Or... is this the dream? Did he wake up at all?