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Bunny Alert! Bunny Alert!
And just writing that has given me another Bunny!
1. When Sam was running with the Allspark, machines begun to come to life. What if this is how the Stunticons came to be in the Movie universe?
Sam passes by a car show perhaps?
2. The Decepticons discover that Cybertronian metal and water don’t mix. It’s really bad when ( Read more... )
And just writing that has given me another Bunny!
1. When Sam was running with the Allspark, machines begun to come to life. What if this is how the Stunticons came to be in the Movie universe?
Sam passes by a car show perhaps?
2. The Decepticons discover that Cybertronian metal and water don’t mix. It’s really bad when ( Read more... )
That was sweet of him!
73.
... Next!
74. Blaster wanted a pet so Eject and Rewind created for HIM Steeljaw.
*LOVES EVEN MORE THAN #72*
(Which would also lead to all sorts of confusion. So let’s make it worse! :D
Optimus: So let me get this straight, Eject and Rewind are your parents, Steeljaw and Ramhorn are your pets, yet you carry them all like they are your children.
Next you’ll tell me that Soundwave is your cousin and those Cassettes of Soundwave’s are your Nephews?
Blaster: Don’t be silly Prime. Soundwave isn’t my Cousin, he’s my big brother. And most of his Cassettes ARE his children except Laserbeak is a femme so she would be my niece and Ravage is actually my Grandfather.
Optimus: *collapses*)
*CACKLES* Oh, this just keeps getting better and better!!!!
... *takes a few minutes to stop laughing*
75. The Decepticon Cassettes are uncomfortable when Soundwave announces Shockwave is their new mummy.
*LOVES*
76. The Decepticon Cassettes don’t approve of their little boy Soundwave dating Shockwave.
This is beginning to sound like one very messed up, inbred family tree. *is amused*
78. Astrotrain and Blitzwing are ordered to babysit the Stunticons.
Silly string must be involved. Somehow. I don't care how they get it.
Mixmaster?
79. You can’t leave me! I won’t let you, even if I have to kill you to keep you.
... Which explained why Perceptor stayed with Motormaster after the war.
80. Art: Soundwave tucking his Cassettes into bed with their jimjams and Teddybears.
*stares at cute image for a few hours*
Rumble: "Daddy, please make the scary lady go away."
81. Art: Soundwave bottle feeding a Kitten Ravage.
*stares at cute image for a few hours*
Soundwave: "Restraining order: required?"
Perceptor: "Good luck. I've been trying to get one for months."
82. Shockwave: Who turned out the lights?! I can’t see!
Rumble/Frenzy: *Snigger holding Shockwave’s eye*
Why do I see this as a type of peek-a-boo game parents play with their kids?
83. Shockwave’s eye is like false teeth so…
ART: Shockwave sleeping and his eye(bulb) sitting in a glass of Energon on a bedside table.
*stares at odd image of Shockwave with teeth for an eye*
86. For Cybertronian’s Mech bonding with Mech was the norm. Mech with Femme was not and was frowned upon.
I think I've seen this. Was it Starcrossed? *can't remember*
B. Those that give birth to Femme’s try to hide the fact by creating Mech forms for them and passing them off as born as Mech’s.
This would explain why Perceptor is so feminine.
I. It was not because they were considered stupid that the Dinobots were seen as monstrous, it is because they were femme’s built with powerful bodies.
*LOVES*
88. Red Alert OR Bunny Alert?
Oh! I was right after all!
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That was sweet of him!
73.
... Next!
Steeljaw isn't quite as amused though. :)
And dammit I messed up another number. :(
74. Blaster wanted a pet so Eject and Rewind created for HIM Steeljaw.
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*LOVES EVEN MORE THAN #72*
Steeljaw is still not amused.
*grumbles about not being anybodies pet.*
Blaster: Kitty grumbles are cute.
(Which would also lead to all sorts of confusion. So let’s make it worse! :D
Optimus: So let me get this straight, Eject and Rewind are your parents, Steeljaw and Ramhorn are your pets, yet you carry them all like they are your children.
Next you’ll tell me that Soundwave is your cousin and those Cassettes of Soundwave’s are your Nephews?
Blaster: Don’t be silly Prime. Soundwave isn’t my Cousin, he’s my big brother. And most of his Cassettes ARE his children except Laserbeak is a femme so she would be my niece and Ravage is actually my Grandfather.
Optimus: *collapses*)
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*CACKLES* Oh, this just keeps getting better and better!!!!
... *takes a few minutes to stop laughing*
That whole conversation was close to breaking my mind. I avoided incest and inbreeding otherwise that would have been it. :D
75. The Decepticon Cassettes are uncomfortable when Soundwave announces Shockwave is their new mummy.
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*LOVES*
Shockwave: We discussed this. I will be their 'secondary' parental unit.
Soundwave: Incorrect: Mummy; or no nooky.
Kids: Ewwwwwwww!
76. The Decepticon Cassettes don’t approve of their little boy Soundwave dating Shockwave.
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This is beginning to sound like one very messed up, inbred family tree. *is amused*
*Optimus gets up from the ground*
Blaster: Prime are you OK? I'm sorry. I forgot to mention that Steeljaw and Ravage are an item and that Ratbat is the son of Shockwave whose Ravage's half brother....
Optimus: x_x
*Dies with Prime.*
My brain done and broke itself.
*drools*
78. Astrotrain and Blitzwing are ordered to babysit the Stunticons.
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Silly string must be involved. Somehow. I don't care how they get it.
Mixmaster?
Astrotrain: Help me Blitwing! My insides are covered in this ghastly stringy substance.
Blitzwing: Buddy, I have problems of my own.
*Stunticons run around a tied up Blitzwing making native indian whoops*
79.
... Which explained why Perceptor stayed with Motormaster after the war.
You'll never leave me again... Motormaster.
*Perceptor strokes the lifeless corpse*
80. Art: Soundwave tucking his Cassettes into bed with their jimjams and Teddybears.
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*stares at cute image for a few hours*
Rumble: "Daddy, please make the scary lady go away."
Me: Rumble called Soundwave Daddy?! Awwwww!
81. Art: Soundwave bottle feeding a Kitten Ravage.
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*stares at cute image for a few hours*
Soundwave: "Restraining order: required?"
Perceptor: "Good luck. I've been trying to get one for months."
Ahh yes the advantages of being the one to hold all the bunniescards.
82.
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Why do I see this as a type of peek-a-boo game parents play with their kids?
Shockwave: See..? Not funny I can't see anything.
83.
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*stares at odd image of Shockwave with teeth for an eye*
lmao, not quite what I meant but that's... just freaky to think of.
86. For Cybertronian’s Mech bonding with Mech was the norm. Mech with Femme was not and was frowned upon.
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I think I've seen this. Was it Starcrossed? *can't remember*
*Sprinkles dazzle dust on your memory.*
B.
This would explain why Perceptor is so feminine.
You're pretty Percy. ^^
I. It was not because they were considered stupid that the Dinobots were seen as monstrous, it is because they were femme’s built with powerful bodies.
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*LOVES*
This was my favourite of the sub-bunnies.
88. Red Alert OR Bunny Alert?
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Oh! I was right after all!
Good quality of minds think alike.
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*grumbles about not being anybodies pet.*
Blaster: Kitty grumbles are cute.
Rewind: *trying not to laugh* "Blaster, I don't think Steeljaw appreciates all the bows."
Blaster: "Huh?" *confused* "But kitty pretty and Eject said pretty kitties need pretty bows."
Rewind: "Oh, he did, did he?"
Steeljaw: *holds still as Blaster ties another bow on his tail* *vows to kill Eject*
*Optimus gets up from the ground*
Blaster: Prime are you OK? I'm sorry. I forgot to mention that Steeljaw and Ravage are an item and that Ratbat is the son of Shockwave whose Ravage's half brother....
Optimus: x_x
*Dies with Prime.*
My brain done and broke itself.
*drools*
I'm feeling a little dizzy now, after that explanation. It's like a soap opera high on drugs or something.
strotrain: Help me Blitwing! My insides are covered in this ghastly stringy substance.
Blitzwing: Buddy, I have problems of my own.
*Stunticons run around a tied up Blitzwing making native indian whoops*
*loves image* Someone must draw!
You'll never leave me again... Motormaster.
*Perceptor strokes the lifeless corpse*
You... have made that so perfect! I love that so very very much! *LOVES*
lmao, not quite what I meant but that's... just freaky to think of.
I know. But the idea of comparing eyes and teeth. I couldn't help it.
*Sprinkles dazzle dust on your memory.*
I'm pretty sure it was Starcrossed by... Okami-chan, I think. Femmes were referred to as Hubs and to be in a relationship with one was... not exactly taboo, but looked down on.
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Blitzwing: Buddy, I have problems of my own.
*Stunticons run around a tied up Blitzwing making native indian whoops*
*loves image* Someone must draw!
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It's not Blitzwing or Astrotrain but it has the same concept ~ http://nortstar.deviantart.com/art/Indians-91770758
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