G1 Bunnies

Aug 10, 2008 01:30

Some of these are pure crack. You have been warned.

1. Steeljaw runs away and joins a circus. PETA - of course believing him to be a real lion - protests on his behalf.

2. Jazz and Blaster judge a battle of the bands.

3. While watching part 1 of Desertion of the Dinobots the other day and remembering the importance of Cybertonium, I thought of the possibility of Accelerated Cybertonium Depletion as a medical condition. What would it be analogous to in humans - considering the effects that Cybertonium depletion seems to have, perhaps something like Parkinson's Disease?

4. Bluestreak sees a viral video - pick one! - and decides it's the Greatest Thing Ever. And since it is the Greatest Thing Ever and this is Bluestreak... well, you know the rest.

5. Tracks gets a speeding ticket.

6. Skywarp teleports to the exact location of the invisible Mirage.

7. Hound and Mirage stargazing.

8. Huffer and Gears have a contest to see who had the worse day.

9. Six-Gun, Scamper and Slammer go on strike from Metroplex.

10. Eject gets intrigued watching the Olympics and decides to try a new sport. Bonus points if he gets the rules of said sport completely wrong.

11. Wheeljack wasn't always so keen on making things explode.

12. What in the world could cause Beachcomber to snap violently?

13. Swoop wants a pet. Cats are pets. Ravage is a cat.

14. Grapple and Hoist have a fight. Before they have a chance to make up, Grapple is captured as a prisoner of war.

15. Mirage/Cliffjumper. They're practically canon, they're adorable, they need more love.

16. "All that attitude, all that lip, 'cause all this time, you think you're not worth it. Shouting at the world 'cause no one's listening." - Doctor Who, "Journey's End"

17. Reflector becomes a tabloid photographer.

steeljaw, bluestreak, swoop, grapple, beachcomber, g1, hoist, reflector, mirage, metroplex, eject, huffer, cliffjumper, tracks, gen, wheeljack, quotes, ravage, skywarp, slash, gears, hound, jazz, blaster

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