Sixty-three this time.
1. Do Cybertronians itch?
2. Teletraan-1 and the Decepticon base computer have a chat.
3. Skywarp’s warping ability is transferable. However, if he gives it to someone else, then his own ability will change to a different talent, or worse, a glitch. But Megatron doesn’t really care.
4. Skywarp is a sorcerer.
5. What was Skywarp’s ( Read more... )
And there is no warping device in him. Megatron doesn't know that and wants the ability to teleport for himself. He orders the Constructicons to find Skywarp's warping device even if it means taking the Seeker apart to find it.
9. Some crazy Bot decides that humans are accessories and should dress accordingly.
*thinks* Motormaster.
13. Optimus and Megatron play some sort of game and bet their soldiers.
Skyfire: O_O You... you bet me to the Decepticons?
Optimus: Yeah.
Skyfire: And you lost! *cries*
Optimus: *sheepish* Yeah
Skyfire: *mutters while packing up his stuff* Let him play Pokemon they said. What harm could come of it, they said...
14. Someone (or several someones) has a brief and confusing encounter with Katamari Damaci.
Sideswipe: *staring* uhhh... What's that?
*The Prince is happily rolling his giant ball*
Optimus: *staring*Is that a green creature rolling up a giant ball?
Sideswipe: *still staring* Is that a house on stuck on that ball?
Optimus: *he can't stop watching* I think I saw a hand in there.
*The Prince is now far away, still happily rolling the growing ball. A figure can be seen running after The Prince*
Sideswipe: Is that Perceptor running after it?
Optimus: Is that... *blinks* Wait, who? *sees Perceptor running after the Prince* Quick, before he gets any ideas!
*runs after him*
15. Starscream wants a pet.
But he can't choose between the bee hummingbird or the Bumblebee bat.
Starscream: Now which of the two will annoy Megatron more?
16. The decor is criticized.
Trading Spaces meets Transformers! The Autobots and the Decepticons will redecorate each others bases.
18. Someone finds and explores the TF Bunny Farm.
Red Alert: *rocking in a corner* The things they want! Primus why!
Perceptor: It can't be that bad. *reads and quickly ends up joining Red Alert's corner*
Megatron: See! I told you showing those Autobots that internet site was a good idea. They can't stop me if they're crashing. *cue evil laugh*
And that's how the Decepticons won the war.
22. What would the Autobots do if they broke into a previously-sealed off area of the Ark and discovered Decepticons who were still in stasis?
Interesting concept. I keep thinking they'll use the Decepticons for parts. It's not like the Ark's medbay has an unlimited amount of supplies and parts.
23. Give every Bot/Con (or your favorite group) a random phobia.
Let's see... *thinks*
Optimus: Paralipophobia (fear of neglecting duty or responsibility)
Prowl: Aichmophobia (fear of needles or pointed objects)
Jazz: Philophobia (fear of falling in love or being in love)
Soundwave:Laliophobia or Lalophobia (fear of speaking)
Megatron: Allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions)
Sunstreaker: Amathophobia (fear of dust)and Amychophobia (fear of scratches or being scratched)and Cacophobia (fear of ugliness)
Sideswipe: Autophobia (fear of being alone or of oneself)
Starscream: Venustraphobia (fear of beautiful women)
Red Alert: Agateophobia (fear of insanity)
Skyfire: Auroraphobia (fear of Northern lights) Cryophobia (fear of extreme cold, ice or frost)
Oops... Got carried away. And Sunstreaker ended up as a basket case.
24. Is there a list of human movies/books/cultural phenomena that Decepticons are not allowed to view?
Megatron: *sigh* I'll send it to you alphabetized. Have fun spending the rest of your life reading, fleshling.
34. Cybertronian equivalent of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Megatron: Conquest
Optimus: War
Soundwave: Famine
Ratchet:Death
36. Sick of crying, tired of trying, yes I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying. ~Unknown
This one made me think of the happy bots: Jazz, Blaster and Bumblebee. *hugs the trio*
47. In the beginning there was nothing, and it exploded. ~Terry Pratchet
*has joined the club of the ones that think this one screams Wheeljack*
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*giggles* Now there's a game I couldn't picture either of the big bad leaders playing, let alone taking seriously.
Optimus: *he can't stop watching* I think I saw a hand in there.
LOL. I think I can declare this bunny claimed. That little snippet was pretty much exactly what I was picturing.
Starscream: Now which of the two will annoy Megatron more?
I have a feeling that Starscream often asks himself this question when in doubt.
Trading Spaces meets Transformers! The Autobots and the Decepticons will redecorate each others bases.
XD. Oh, those Constructies will be so happy...
Oops... Got carried away. And Sunstreaker ended up as a basket case.
They're all spot-on. And wasn't he already a basket case?
Megatron: *sigh* I'll send it to you alphabetized. Have fun spending the rest of your life reading, fleshling.
Oh dear.
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Never underestimate the power of Pokemon. Or Yu-Gi-Oh... And now I've just imagined Prime and Megatron playing it and going into those speeches they did in the cartoon.
Megatron: And I play Starscream. Which will give me 5000 points. And now will obliterate Prowl with his Shrieking Ray!
Optimus Prime: Not so fast, Megatron. You forgot my the card I have face down. Activate King of Traitors.
Megatron: No! You can't!
Optimus: Yes I can. And now Starscream will attack your life points. And now you're down to 200 points. And now it's my turn.
Megatron: *looking dramatically shocked*
Optimus: And I call on Silverbolt to finish my Aerial Team. And now with the Combine card I'll sacrifice my five cards to call on Superion, the King of the Air!
LOL. I think I can declare this bunny claimed. That little snippet was pretty much exactly what I was picturing.
*grins*
I have a feeling that Starscream often asks himself this question when in doubt.
That would explain so much.
XD. Oh, those Constructies will be so happy...
And Grapple and Hoist. At least until someone hides the orange paint.
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ART! Oh, please, please, please... Optimus with crazy pointy hair and gold jewelry, and Megatron with a mullet and a trench coat... playing a card game... Please, please, please...
Oh and have you seen these? http://yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/episodes/
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Oh, I haven't. *clicks the link*
OMP! *dies of laughter* Thanks, they're all hilarious.
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