A shorter list this time.
1. Red Alert has a drug problem. Inferno is an enabler.
2. Inferno didn't want to know why Red Alert was crouched in the corner, laughing. He also didn't want to know where Red Alert had gotten that cannon.
3. When he walked into the lab, the first thing he saw was Perceptor and Wheeljack on top of the tables, nervously scanning the floor. This told him one of two things. One: there was a mouse loose in the room. Or two: They had managed to turn something very small invisible, lost track of it, and were afraid they'd step on it. Or, it could be three: They were bored and wanted to see how many people they could convince to climb on top of the tables with them and watch for non-existing invisible mice. Unfortunately, number three never occurred to him.
4. He knew something was wrong if even Perceptor thought it was too dangerous.
5. If Red Alert did not have a glitch, would Inferno have ever noticed him?
6. Because of You by Kelly Clarkson. How Perceptor feels about his creator.
7. Perceptor loves both Ratchet and Wheeljack, but Ratchet and Wheeljack only love each other. There is no room for Perceptor...
8. Ratchet: *sleeping*
Perceptor: *stares and reaches out to poke him*
Ratchet: *ignores*
Perceptor: *poke*
Ratchet: *ignores*
Perceptor: *pokepokepoke*
Ratchet: *sigh* "You're not going to leave me alone until I get up, are you?"
Perceptor: ^_^ "Nope!"
9. Perceptor: *glomps Ratchet*
Ratchet: *sigh* "Hello to you too, Perceptor." *pats Perceptor on the head*
Perceptor: *cuddles*
10. On Cybertron, it's not so strange to hear animals speak. But on Earth... the Cybertronians don't understand why Earth animals don't speak the same languages the humans do.
11. Sudden thought! Streetwise as Barricade!
12. Art. Autobots and Decepticons wearing hats. Any kind of hats. Derby hats, top hats, red hat lady hats, church hats... you get the idea.
13. Frenzy and Rumble are on a mission to another country and Frenzy is badly damaged in an earthquake. Frenzy begins acting like he did in the 2007Movie and Rumble doesn't know how to fix him.
14. "The truth?"
"No. A truth."
15. The story began with a drum roll.
16. Can go with my 'The Wreckers raised Perceptor' bunny. Would the Autobots really allow their most dangerous and, supposedly, unstable team raise a sparkling? No? No. So the Wreckers try to keep Perceptor's existence a secret.
17. "Who died and made you king of Candy Mountain?"
18. ?: "Jazz, what's wrong?"
Jazz: *is upset* "He's dead!"
?: *stares* "What? How?"
Jazz: *cries* "I killed him!"
19. It was rather disturbing, seeing Perceptor and Springer laughing over a horror movie.
20. Jazz: *winces and shakes hand*
?: "What happened?"
Jazz: "Perceptor hit me with a mixing spoon!"
?: "... Where did he get a mixing spoon?"
Jazz: "I'm afraid to ask."
21. Perceptor is being abused by his lover and can't do anything about it. So he turns to drugs to escape the pain. Which of course, makes his lover even more angry and more violent, which leads to Perceptor taking more drugs which makes his lover even more angry...
22. The crew of the Ark learns Perceptor used to be a drug addict and some begin wondering if he ever really gave up the drugs. And some wonder if Perceptor should even be on the Ark at all.
23. Sunstorm with the charisma of a cult leader.
24. Perceptor is kidnapped by the Decepticons, who attempt to alter his programming in order to turn him into an assassin, loyal to the Decepticons. Basically, they want to turn him into a weapon. But something goes terribly wrong and they lose control of their weapon.
25. Perceptor was built by the Decepticons, on Earth.
26. Perceptor: *walks up to unsuspecting Decepticon* "Could you hold this a moment?" *hands device to Decepticon* "Thank you." *walks away*
Decepticon: *stares stupidly after him* *looks at device in confusion*
Device: *explodes*
27. The Lady and the Tramp. Starring Perceptor and Springer.
28. "We live in an untrusting world."
"We live in a dangerous world. Not trusting keeps us a little bit safer."
29. Perceptor has a way of looking at you that makes it impossible to tell if it's actually you he's paying attention to, or if he's simply thinking of something unrelated.
30. The Autobots and Decepticons clip coupons.
31. Blaster complains about losing a bunny. Because I really did lose one. *cries* By the time my bunny list opened I'd forgotten what it was. *cries some more*
32. "Don't you get between Blaster and his kids if you know what's good for ya."
33. Blaster's Cassettes have been taking him for granted.
24. Art. Sparkling!Perceptor with a My First Science Kit.
25. Art. Sparkling!Wheeljack with a My First Microscope. The box is open and Sparkling!Perceptor is sitting inside.
26. Blaster's Cassettes are actually his imaginary friends. His mind created them when he was a sparkling because he was created with a glitch that affected his special ability.
27. Eject: "Blaster? Can Skydive be our new father?"
Blaster: "You don't want me anymore?" *starts to cry*
Rewind: "Don't worry, Blaster. You'll always be our mother."
28. Skydive makes the mistake of walking past the lab when Perceptor is looking for a volunteer.
29. Securely insecure.
30. He allowed himself to be hurt.
31.Interfacing as part of an experiment (not a kinky experiment; an actual scientific experiment).
32. Everyone always seems to want to protect Perceptor.
33. Blaster's Cassettes are hunting for Soundwave. Why?
34. "Secrecy leads to deception which leads to distrust... If left unchecked it will be the demise of us all." ~Mark Smith, CISD Board of Trustees.
35. Record breaking high temperatures in Oregon. The Autobots complain. The Decepticons gloat about their nice cool underwater base.
36. When Perceptor was a sparkling, he and several other sparklings were kidnapped (for experiments? To be sold into slavery?)
37. "I'm going to die soon." It was always upsetting when those words popped into your head. You can't help but be afraid it's a premonition (especially if it was a dream).
38. "I always knew I wouldn't have a long life." Also scary words to think.
39. He died but he was lonely so he tried to convince the one he loved to follow him.
40. Every time he tried to leave, he got confused.
41. Perceptor and several others are prisoners. Perceptor is hurt every time the others misbehave. They don't know this but Perceptor believes they do.
42. Perceptor is kidnapped by the 'Cons and when he's rescued, they learn he's pregnant. Everyone thinks he was raped but he wasn't. However, he can't tell anyone the truth. If he does, both he and his sparkling will die.
43. The 'Cons kidnapped Perceptor to be a test subject in an experiment.
44. 2007. "You might want to avoid the new guy."
"Why? Does he not like humans?"
"No, he's just clumsy."
45. Perceptor would agree to be a test subject, wouldn't he?
46. Art. Gestalt as Musketeers. "All for one, and one for all!"
47. "Pretending you didn't is not going to change the fact that you did."
48. Just because he's slutty, people believe Perceptor gets such good grade by sleeping with his teachers. But his friends soon set them straight.
49. "Don't let them put him in the dark." Quote from some movie I haven't see. Might be Darkness Falls.
50. Perceptor's creators refused to pay the ransom, and they never saw him again.
51. Cybertronian Flash Cards. To help teach sparklings.
52. Perceptor's creators were rich and greedy. The only reason they paid Perceptor any attention was because of his intelligence. And that was only because they saw it as a way to make more money.
53. Art. A scientist puppy pile.
54. "Market's closed now. Bye bye."
55. It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it.
56. Perceptor's family had been nomads for generations. Inspired by the song Man's Road by America.
57. 2007. After the launch of the Allspark, and after Optimus and his small crew went after it, the rest of the Cybertronian race abandoned Cybertron. Rather than settle permanently on other worlds, they developed a nomadic society.
58. Zombie by The Cranberries.
59. Crossover with Wolf's Rain.
60. Megatron never could stand to look him in the optics. He always seemed to stare into his very soul.
61. He died during the four million year stasis. No one realizes the he's now just a ghost. Does he himself even realize?
62. "Rumble is always in weird moods now."
63. Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
64. "History may never repeat itself again." Quote from the Stargate Continuum DVD box.
65. "When you can live forever, what do you live for?" Heard this at the bookstore where they were playing a video about the making of some movie. Twilight, I think.
66. Perceptor had a very lonely childhood. He had the Sight and that was all his creators could see. Inspired by Khan-chan from xxxHoLiC.
67. "Whatever you do to me... well, it's me so I can take it. But... when you take someone I like and hurt him... That I will not stand for!" ~ Kohan-chan; xxxHoLiC volume 12.
68. "No one picks on him but us."
69. "Every revolution has had it's honest men. They are soon disposed of afterwards." ~ The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie.
70. "He is too far-seeing." ~ The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie.
71. Blaster/Perceptor. Smooth by Santana.
73. Sideswipe/Perceptor. Obsession by Animotion.
74. "I'm sorry, sir. I don't know any better."
75. Someone gets into their head that Red Alert needs to be put down.
76. "They did something to him. He gets really confused for no reason sometimes now."
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