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1. "Agent Simmons?"
"Yes. Who are you?"
"I'm Agent K, Sector Six, and sparky here is my partner Agent J. We'll take over from here."
2. When Agents Mulder and Scully entered the car they were assigned, they didn't know they were inside what they were looking for for all this time.
3. Who is more paranoid: Red Alert or Marvin (BBC!verse or movie "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy")?
4. A group of mechs enters the base's movie room and sees Tom Servo and Crow sitting in the front row:
"I don't have a good feeling about this."
"Actually, I'm having a very good feeling about this."
"What do you two know; I'm having a good and funny feeling about this!"
5. "Watch it! You almost crushed
Twiki!"
"You mean that tiny mech whose helm resembles part of the human male anatomy?"
6. Art: Transformers done Flintstones style.