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Just a few more Bunnies. I say few it's actually thirty of them.
1. What was life like for the Constructicons before they knew each other? For Scavenger is was a tough existence. Living in the worst parts of Cybertron he barely survived. His creators before he finally left constantly berated and belittled him. And now trying to survive on his own ( Read more... )
1. What was life like for the Constructicons before they knew each other? For Scavenger is was a tough existence. Living in the worst parts of Cybertron he barely survived. His creators before he finally left constantly berated and belittled him. And now trying to survive on his own ( Read more... )
2. I have never read Of Mice and Men, but it's always fun to rewrite the classics with characters from different fandoms.
... I suddenly have the urge to see Swoop in Journey to the Center of the Earth.
8. He's lucky Superion is old enough to not need diapers. Can you imagine?
9. Skydive/Perceptor! I'd love to see this!
By the way, on DeviantArt, there is a pic with Perceptor as a flying microscope.
11. And then Primus visits him in his dreams... Wow, this could get really spiritual. Or funny.
... I suddenly got the image of Primus 'causing' Red Alert's glitch by coming down and pulling pranks. And for some reason Red Alert is the only one he allows to see him (maybe Perceptor can see him too, but Red is the only one he allows to), which makes Red Alert paranoid and glitchy because everyone thinks he's the one doing it...
12. Physically connected? Hmmm... what about wirelessly connected? For some reason, breaking the connection would kill him/them, so they leave it alone. And tell no one. Perceptor suddenly has all this extra processing power (he can become even smarter!) and suddenly knows every little thing that happens on the Ark. And what everyone uses Teletraan for.
And the 'Con will realize he's the most informed Autobot and kidnap him... and the Autobots would be confused why Teletraan seems to be panicking (can you blame Perceptor for panicking?)...
14. "And our next contestant on American Idol: Megatron singing Hollaback Girl!"
... I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Sunstorm/Skywarp! It's so cute and fluffy!
21. Something tells me that Rumble and Frenzy had a hand in this. Soundwave, you need to keep a better hold of your Cassettes!
Soundwave: "Cassettes? What Cassettes. I have no Cassettes."
Rumble: *to Frenzy* "Please tell me that he did not just disown us..."
22. And they learn what none of the Decepticons even suspected: The Ark was not a war ship, it was a mobile mental hospital that had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Really.
24. Drones?! Someone give them sentience right now! Or am I misunderstanding the meaning of drone?
25. *giggles* Especially if Perceptor has an extremely high pain tolerance, refuses pain killers, and calmly sits (and offers advice... or just randomly talks) while First Aid roots around his insides.
26. *looks up Body Dismorphia* Woah. This would be amazing. And... Wow.
Megatron needs to kidnap Smokescreen.
29. I hope they couldn't all feel the birth, as well. But yes, the whole world needs a mass overload. It could end the war!
This mass overload needs to happen when the Ark's crew is still in stasis. They would wake up to find everyone on Cybertron all buddy/buddy like... because it's hard to hate anyone when your home is having a sex marathon.
Now... who's mommy; Primus or Unicron?
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1. I've been wanting to see this! Well, not Scavenger in particular, but what the Constructicons were like before they met. *gets bitten on leg by new bunny* Ow...
Those Bunnies have sharp teeth don't they? ^^
I think the pre-Devastator days have only ever been briefly touched upon.
2. I have never read Of Mice and Men, but it's always fun to rewrite the classics with characters from different fandoms.
... I suddenly have the urge to see Swoop in Journey to the Center of the Earth.
It's a brilliant book but VERY depressing.
Ooooh a Journey crossover! Mmmmmm stegburgers.
8. He's lucky Superion is old enough to not need diapers. Can you imagine?
*Shudder* Transformer sized poo. O_O
9. Skydive/Perceptor! I'd love to see this!
By the way, on DeviantArt, there is a pic with Perceptor as a flying microscope.
Just call me Senorita Crack!
And oh boy...
11.
... I suddenly got the image of Primus 'causing' Red Alert's glitch by coming down and pulling pranks. And for some reason Red Alert is the only one he allows to see him (maybe Perceptor can see him too, but Red is the only one he allows to), which makes Red Alert paranoid and glitchy because everyone thinks he's the one doing it...
Red Alert: PRIMUS! It was Primus. Primus did it!
???: Suuuuuuuure.
Red Alert: Even Primus is out to get me! *cries*
12. Physically connected? Hmmm... what about wirelessly connected? For some reason, breaking the connection would kill him/them, so they leave it alone. *snippity*
And the 'Con will realize he's the most informed Autobot and kidnap him... and the Autobots would be confused why Teletraan seems to be panicking (can you blame Perceptor for panicking?)...
That would be fun too. Perceptor in stereo! I know I wouldn't blame Perceptor for panicking. I would too. And the Autobots would hear excatly what is happening to him through Teletraan and not be able to do a thing about it.
14. "And our next contestant on American Idol: Megatron singing Hollaback Girl!"
... I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Aren't we all. ;)
Sunstorm/Skywarp! It's so cute and fluffy!
Gold and Purple make such a fancy combination.
21. Something tells me that Rumble and Frenzy had a hand in this. Soundwave, you need to keep a better hold of your Cassettes!
Soundwave: "Cassettes? What Cassettes. I have no Cassettes."
Rumble: *to Frenzy* "Please tell me that he did not just disown us..."
Awww. Come on Soundwave you made them cry.
*Crying on the outside but laughing evilly on the inside.*
24. Drones?! Someone give them sentience right now! Or am I misunderstanding the meaning of drone?
I was thinking in the sense of Frenzy and Scorponok from the movie. Transformers with mini dinobot partners. :D
25. *giggles* Especially if Perceptor has an extremely high pain tolerance, refuses pain killers, and calmly sits (and offers advice... or just randomly talks) while First Aid roots around his insides
...that would indeed be... disturbing for anyone.
26. *looks up Body Dismorphia* Woah. This would be amazing. And... Wow.
It would make for a VERY complex story. And with them being construct-icons they seemed perfect out of all the gestalt teams.
Megatron needs to kidnap Smokescreen.
Which number?
Though it doesn't matter anyway. Megatron doesn't need a reason to kidnap ANYbody now does he? ;)
29. I hope they couldn't all feel the birth, as well. But yes, the whole world needs a mass overload. It could end the war!
This mass overload needs to happen when the Ark's crew is still in stasis. They would wake up to find everyone on Cybertron all buddy/buddy like... because it's hard to hate anyone when your home is having a sex marathon.
Now... who's mommy; Primus or Unicron?
Shockwave: Like dude. It's so peaceful here. Chill out. Take a seat. Relaaaax.
Megatron: EH?!
Maybe both can be the mummy?
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Very sharp teeth. Sharp jagged teeth, in some cases.
I think the pre-Devastator days have only ever been briefly touched upon.
I remember seeing one fic, called Better to Light a Candle, on FanFiction.Net that was pre-Devastator. About Hook and Scrapper's first meeting. It was very good.
... I think that's the only one I've seen.
It's a brilliant book but VERY depressing.
Ooooh a Journey crossover! Mmmmmm stegburgers.
I'll need to check that book out. And stegburgers? I don't remember that part. Of course, it's been like ten years since I've read it. Good thing I'm going to the library today. If I can manage to tear myself away from the computer.
*Shudder* Transformer sized poo. O_O
Spike would leave and never come back if he had to change giant diapers. Can't say I blame him.
Just call me Senorita Crack!
And oh boy...
As you wish, Senorita Crack!
I can't wait for that comic to be updated so I can see where flying!Perceptor is going.
Red Alert: PRIMUS! It was Primus. Primus did it!
???: Suuuuuuuure.
Red Alert: Even Primus is out to get me! *cries*
Primus: "Aww, it's nothing personal!"
Red Alert: *cries*
Primus: *sighs and hugs Red* "I just get bored you know?" *comforts Red*
Primus/Red Alert!
That would be fun too. Perceptor in stereo! I know I wouldn't blame Perceptor for panicking. I would too. And the Autobots would hear excatly what is happening to him through Teletraan and not be able to do a thing about it.
And they still wouldn't get why they would hear something that's happening in the 'Con base. Because some Autobots can be stupid like that.
Aren't we all. ;)
We are. In a handbasket, even.
Gold and Purple make such a fancy combination.
So pretty! And sparkly.
Awww. Come on Soundwave you made them cry.
*Crying on the outside but laughing evilly on the inside.*
Soundwave: *is a telepath so he can hear the evil laughter*
Rumble and Frenzy: *curses silently*
Soundwave: "Watch your language."
Rumble and Frenzy: *pout*
I was thinking in the sense of Frenzy and Scorponok from the movie. Transformers with mini dinobot partners. :D
That makes more sense. I had thought of that after I had posted my comment (it always works, that way, doesn't it?)
Mini Dinobots? That's like an oxymoron.
...that would indeed be... disturbing for anyone.
First Aid: *is scared*
Ratchet: "You'll get used to him."
First Aid: "Can you work on him next time?"
Ratchet: "Why should I? I have you to take on disturbing patients now."
First Aid: *cries*
It would make for a VERY complex story. And with them being construct-icons they seemed perfect out of all the gestalt teams.
Very perfect. Extremely perfect.
Which number?
Though it doesn't matter anyway. Megatron doesn't need a reason to kidnap ANYbody now does he? ;)
Megatron doesn't usually need a reason, but I meant number 26. You know, so Smokescreen can try to 'fix' the Constructicons' view of themselves.
Shockwave: Like dude. It's so peaceful here. Chill out. Take a seat. Relaaaax.
Megatron: EH?!
Maybe both can be the mummy?
Hippie!Shockwave! Someone totally needs to write hippie!Shockwave!
And both as the mommy? Did they each have a kid? Can you imagine a pregnant Unicron? The craving.
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