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1. Those that died during TF:TM are brought back to life. Everyone thought that Perceptor was so eager for Wheeljack and Ratchet to return... but to everyone's surprise, it's Brawn he's refusing to let go.
2. "New rule. If we do not want Perceptor to push a button, we must not post a sign saying Do Not Push. His curiosity will demand he push it in order to learn why he should not push it."
3. "... Did you just say Perceptor's throwing a tantrum?"
"Yup. It's a real doozy of one too. Even Ratchet's cowering in fear."
4. Lennox: "Are they... reading nursery rhymes?"
5. Everyone tries to get a look at Optimus' unmasked face. Inspired by Naruto.
6. The lights on the Ark start flickering strangely. Not all the time, but often enough to be annoying. All attempts to repair it have failed. One day, Ratchet notices Perceptor staring at the lights, as if he were in a trance. When questioned, Perceptor replies absently: "Can't you see? They're talking to us."
7. Perceptor can see through Mirage's cloak and Hound's holograms. Perceptor hasn't told them of this.
8. Sideswipe: "I just realized something."
Sunstreaker: "What?"
Sideswipe: "Ratchet has the word Rat in it."
Sunstreaker: *evil grin*
9. Who actually writes the propaganda?
10. Art. Perceptor standing at the very edge of a cliff, leaning forward to get a good look at something below. He looks fascinated. Someone is holding onto him to make sure he doesn't fall. This someone looks bored (and possibly annoyed).
11. Art. Hound as a Pound Puppy.
12. Smokescreen/Blurr.
13. Inferno realizes that as long as he keeps sheltering Red Alert, Red can't grow... Inspired by by this song. Can also be the reverse, with Red Alert realizing this. Which would be closer to the song.
14. Despite popular belief, Perceptor does not feel the need to learn everything there is to learn. Some things, he knows, are better left alone.
15. Jazz/Tracks. Inspired by this picture.
16. Music Vid to the song Remember the Heroes by Sammy Hagar.
17. Cliffjumper tries to get Mirage drunk.
18. Ultra Magnus: *glares at Hot Rod* "The situations you get me into..."
Hot Rod: *sheepish grin*
19. Cyclonus/Ultra Magnus.
20. Perceptor encounters an ex-lover. Bunny inspired by the song It's All Coming Back to Me by Celine Dion. Thanks, norielit, for the link.
21. Dion lived and is on Earth. Someone teases him about how similar his name is to a certain female singer. Optimus gets after this someone. Suddenly inspired by previous bunny.
22. Perceptor begins having prophetic visions that cause him intense pain. Think Cordelia from BTVS.
23. New Transformers have arrived on Earth and now that school finals are over, Mikaela and Sam can finally meet them. They are surprised to find out how much the Autobot's base has grown. They're even more surprised to learn how it grew so quickly. "Sam, Mikaela, I'd like you to meet Metroplex."
24. Hey, look! It's the Gestalt member!Perceptor bunny again.
25. Hound/Perceptor. Hound and Perceptor are captured by the Decepticons who plan to use Perceptor's universal emulator for something.
26. Art. The Wreckers as a country band. Because there actually was a country band called The Wreckers. And since The Wreckers (the actual band) are women...
27. Art. Grapple picking apples and grapes. Because grape flavored apples are called grapples.
28. Perceptor finds a leprechaun.
29. Perceptor is badly injured in an accident and is pronounced brain dead. However, he is hooked up to life-support and his lover refuses to allow his body to die.
30. "I will be your's for as long as you will have me."
31. The Autobots learn a human phrase: Green with envy. Now, all green Autobots are getting teased.
32. When Perceptor was a sparkling, authorities took him away from his creators and put him in a foster home. Now, years later on Earth, he finally gets to meet the creators he's forgotten.
33. Would Devastator’s vote count as one, six, or seven?
34. People keep forgetting there are actually seven Constructicons. "He's a real person, you know. Just because he's made up of us, doesn't mean he stops existing when we separate."
35. If Perceptor hadn't accidentally seen them, it would have been years before the crime was discovered.
36. Perceptor is on the run from a criminal organization. Can go with bunny 35.
37. What he saw destroyed his sanity in one clawing stroke. ~ Quote from Stephen King's It (Which I've finally decided to read).
38. Perceptor writes horror novels under a pen name.
39. A misdiagnosed glitch.
40. Red Alert is addicted to sedatives.
41. Perceptor is a fortune teller.
42. "Not everyone is clearly labeled as Good or Evil."
43. "So, I'm officially dead now?"
44. Perceptor's former lover was an abusive alcoholic. Now, even though Perceptor knows his current lover would never hurt him, he always gets nervous when the High Grade starts flowing.
45. Long before the war, Vector Sigma created the Constructicons, the first Gestalt. But why?
46. Perceptor was created for the sole purpose of killing someone that crossed his creator. Perceptor was raised to believe his target was evil, was taught all the best ways to kill someone without getting caught. Everything he's done in his life - attending the science academy, joining the Autobots, etc - was to ensure he got in the best position possible to fulfill his creator's need for revenge. Then he was to befriend him, get him to trust him, and then kill him and make sure he knew why he had to die. But now that Perceptor's actually met his target... "He doesn't seem so evil..."
47. Grimlock and Swoop have a sparkling. A sparkling they have done their best to hide from Optimus. Bunny inspired by this picture and SpotlightNoa's comment about it.
48. 2007. Red Alert arrives on Earth. Alone.
"You mean... we have to deal with him without Inferno here to calm him down?"
"Yes."
"..." *whimpers*
49. "You know, that little dog kinda reminds me of Red Alert."
50. Red Alert is Optimus and Elita's sparkling. Inferno just learned this. "That explains the threatening glares he sent me when he found out I was dating you."
51. Optimus hires an assistant for Perceptor and Wheeljack. "Uh, sir? Why is 'babysitting' listed as one of my duties?"
52. 2007. When Perceptor was created, the first thing he began to do was build something. He spent every waking moment working on this device and it takes him many vorns to complete it. But now, just a few years after the launch of the AllSpark, he has completed his project, this computer called Vector Sigma.
53. "He betrayed us. I can't believe he'd betray us! Why did he betray us?!"
"Well, the Decepticon he gave the information to wasn't a very skilled spy. This would have been his fifth failure, if he hadn't gotten the info. You can imagine what Megatron would have done to him if he had failed; rumor has it this was his last chance."
"But why would Perceptor care if a Decepticon failed or not? Why would he care enough to betray us? Mechs died because of him!"
"The humans have a saying, sir. 'Never underestimate what a parent will do for their child.'"
54. Red Alert discovers slash fiction. Inspired by this picture.
55. Like calls to like, they say. But these two were nothing alike and no one could figure out how they could possibly love each other. Note: Any pairing except Jazz/Prowl. Nothing against the pairing but there are already so many Jazz/Prowl fics based on this idea.
56. Inferno should have known better than to let Red Alert watch that horror movie.
57. Optimus: "Back to the Future has now been added to the list of movies Wheeljack and Perceptor are not allowed to watch."
?: "Please tell me they haven't built a time machine."
Optimus: "They've built two actually. One looks like a giant DeLorean and the other reminds me of Astrotrain."
?: "Are you sure it's not Astrotrain? No one's seen him lately."
Optimus: "... Ok, kidnapping has now been added to the list of things they are not allowed to do."
58. Someone tries to teach the Autobots how to knit.
59. "There's no one as good as following as he is."
60. Someone that brightly colored who does not posses an invisibility device, should not be able to disappear so completely.
1. Those that died during TF:TM are brought back to life. Everyone thought that Perceptor was so eager for Wheeljack and Ratchet to return... but to everyone's surprise, it's Brawn he's refusing to let go.
2. "New rule. If we do not want Perceptor to push a button, we must not post a sign saying Do Not Push. His curiosity will demand he push it in order to learn why he should not push it."
3. "... Did you just say Perceptor's throwing a tantrum?"
"Yup. It's a real doozy of one too. Even Ratchet's cowering in fear."
4. Lennox: "Are they... reading nursery rhymes?"
5. Everyone tries to get a look at Optimus' unmasked face. Inspired by Naruto.
6. The lights on the Ark start flickering strangely. Not all the time, but often enough to be annoying. All attempts to repair it have failed. One day, Ratchet notices Perceptor staring at the lights, as if he were in a trance. When questioned, Perceptor replies absently: "Can't you see? They're talking to us."
7. Perceptor can see through Mirage's cloak and Hound's holograms. Perceptor hasn't told them of this.
8. Sideswipe: "I just realized something."
Sunstreaker: "What?"
Sideswipe: "Ratchet has the word Rat in it."
Sunstreaker: *evil grin*
9. Who actually writes the propaganda?
10. Art. Perceptor standing at the very edge of a cliff, leaning forward to get a good look at something below. He looks fascinated. Someone is holding onto him to make sure he doesn't fall. This someone looks bored (and possibly annoyed).
11. Art. Hound as a Pound Puppy.
12. Smokescreen/Blurr.
13. Inferno realizes that as long as he keeps sheltering Red Alert, Red can't grow... Inspired by by this song. Can also be the reverse, with Red Alert realizing this. Which would be closer to the song.
14. Despite popular belief, Perceptor does not feel the need to learn everything there is to learn. Some things, he knows, are better left alone.
15. Jazz/Tracks. Inspired by this picture.
16. Music Vid to the song Remember the Heroes by Sammy Hagar.
17. Cliffjumper tries to get Mirage drunk.
18. Ultra Magnus: *glares at Hot Rod* "The situations you get me into..."
Hot Rod: *sheepish grin*
19. Cyclonus/Ultra Magnus.
20. Perceptor encounters an ex-lover. Bunny inspired by the song It's All Coming Back to Me by Celine Dion. Thanks, norielit, for the link.
21. Dion lived and is on Earth. Someone teases him about how similar his name is to a certain female singer. Optimus gets after this someone. Suddenly inspired by previous bunny.
22. Perceptor begins having prophetic visions that cause him intense pain. Think Cordelia from BTVS.
23. New Transformers have arrived on Earth and now that school finals are over, Mikaela and Sam can finally meet them. They are surprised to find out how much the Autobot's base has grown. They're even more surprised to learn how it grew so quickly. "Sam, Mikaela, I'd like you to meet Metroplex."
24. Hey, look! It's the Gestalt member!Perceptor bunny again.
25. Hound/Perceptor. Hound and Perceptor are captured by the Decepticons who plan to use Perceptor's universal emulator for something.
26. Art. The Wreckers as a country band. Because there actually was a country band called The Wreckers. And since The Wreckers (the actual band) are women...
27. Art. Grapple picking apples and grapes. Because grape flavored apples are called grapples.
28. Perceptor finds a leprechaun.
29. Perceptor is badly injured in an accident and is pronounced brain dead. However, he is hooked up to life-support and his lover refuses to allow his body to die.
30. "I will be your's for as long as you will have me."
31. The Autobots learn a human phrase: Green with envy. Now, all green Autobots are getting teased.
32. When Perceptor was a sparkling, authorities took him away from his creators and put him in a foster home. Now, years later on Earth, he finally gets to meet the creators he's forgotten.
33. Would Devastator’s vote count as one, six, or seven?
34. People keep forgetting there are actually seven Constructicons. "He's a real person, you know. Just because he's made up of us, doesn't mean he stops existing when we separate."
35. If Perceptor hadn't accidentally seen them, it would have been years before the crime was discovered.
36. Perceptor is on the run from a criminal organization. Can go with bunny 35.
37. What he saw destroyed his sanity in one clawing stroke. ~ Quote from Stephen King's It (Which I've finally decided to read).
38. Perceptor writes horror novels under a pen name.
39. A misdiagnosed glitch.
40. Red Alert is addicted to sedatives.
41. Perceptor is a fortune teller.
42. "Not everyone is clearly labeled as Good or Evil."
43. "So, I'm officially dead now?"
44. Perceptor's former lover was an abusive alcoholic. Now, even though Perceptor knows his current lover would never hurt him, he always gets nervous when the High Grade starts flowing.
45. Long before the war, Vector Sigma created the Constructicons, the first Gestalt. But why?
46. Perceptor was created for the sole purpose of killing someone that crossed his creator. Perceptor was raised to believe his target was evil, was taught all the best ways to kill someone without getting caught. Everything he's done in his life - attending the science academy, joining the Autobots, etc - was to ensure he got in the best position possible to fulfill his creator's need for revenge. Then he was to befriend him, get him to trust him, and then kill him and make sure he knew why he had to die. But now that Perceptor's actually met his target... "He doesn't seem so evil..."
47. Grimlock and Swoop have a sparkling. A sparkling they have done their best to hide from Optimus. Bunny inspired by this picture and SpotlightNoa's comment about it.
48. 2007. Red Alert arrives on Earth. Alone.
"You mean... we have to deal with him without Inferno here to calm him down?"
"Yes."
"..." *whimpers*
49. "You know, that little dog kinda reminds me of Red Alert."
50. Red Alert is Optimus and Elita's sparkling. Inferno just learned this. "That explains the threatening glares he sent me when he found out I was dating you."
51. Optimus hires an assistant for Perceptor and Wheeljack. "Uh, sir? Why is 'babysitting' listed as one of my duties?"
52. 2007. When Perceptor was created, the first thing he began to do was build something. He spent every waking moment working on this device and it takes him many vorns to complete it. But now, just a few years after the launch of the AllSpark, he has completed his project, this computer called Vector Sigma.
53. "He betrayed us. I can't believe he'd betray us! Why did he betray us?!"
"Well, the Decepticon he gave the information to wasn't a very skilled spy. This would have been his fifth failure, if he hadn't gotten the info. You can imagine what Megatron would have done to him if he had failed; rumor has it this was his last chance."
"But why would Perceptor care if a Decepticon failed or not? Why would he care enough to betray us? Mechs died because of him!"
"The humans have a saying, sir. 'Never underestimate what a parent will do for their child.'"
54. Red Alert discovers slash fiction. Inspired by this picture.
55. Like calls to like, they say. But these two were nothing alike and no one could figure out how they could possibly love each other. Note: Any pairing except Jazz/Prowl. Nothing against the pairing but there are already so many Jazz/Prowl fics based on this idea.
56. Inferno should have known better than to let Red Alert watch that horror movie.
57. Optimus: "Back to the Future has now been added to the list of movies Wheeljack and Perceptor are not allowed to watch."
?: "Please tell me they haven't built a time machine."
Optimus: "They've built two actually. One looks like a giant DeLorean and the other reminds me of Astrotrain."
?: "Are you sure it's not Astrotrain? No one's seen him lately."
Optimus: "... Ok, kidnapping has now been added to the list of things they are not allowed to do."
58. Someone tries to teach the Autobots how to knit.
59. "There's no one as good as following as he is."
60. Someone that brightly colored who does not posses an invisibility device, should not be able to disappear so completely.