Curse the Flu...
As I'm currently been relegated to blowing my nose non stop for the past week, I've had a few bunnies creep up on me and bite a few times. **evil, insane laughter** Now I give them to you! Some of the ideas are crack, some are just.. weird. Mature on is located at the bottom for it's... questionable... theme.
Most bunnies are Bayverse but could be used for just about any chunk of canon.
1) The humans at NEST's base come down with the flu and one by one the Autobots watch as their allies come down sick. While logic gives the facts about what the flu is, what it does, the Autobots don't have a clue how it FEELS to be sick. So someone goes out of their way to understand.
a)One of the Bots starts stalking one of the humans to the point of irritation, asking detailed questions. Taking notes. And getting Ironhide's foot up their skidplates for being a pest.
b) Bumblebee is stuck dealing with Sam's collection of snot rags, sneezes. And mood swings.
c) This individual helps create a 'flu' virus to use against the Decepticons. It backfires and the Autobots get it. The Base has to put up with the whining and complaints of irritated Autobot Warriors.
Bonus points for Annoyed Ironhide drama. Even more bonus points for annoyed Ratchet drama.
2) We so rarely see Transformers with pets. We know they have Turbo foxes on Cybertron, but... what if someone brings along their pet 'dog'? And do they have to train it to stop chasing humans?
3) Ravage gets the transformer version of Fleas. Much chaos on the Nemesis ensues.
a) Bonus points for a Soundwave-must-delouse-Megatron scene ^.^
4) Frenzy, after a run in with Sam's tank of Goldfish in the 2007 movie, suddenly has an obsession with them
a) It becomes a phobia
b) or he must be seen with one at all times, carrying a small fish bowl
Much Barricade-Frenzy arguing 'joy' happens.
5) Barricade came to earth during prohibition and helped smuggle booze.
6) Humans start worshiping Primus ( I probably already mentioned this one :P)
b) or Unicron
c) or both
7) Transformers begin to settle in huge numbers on Earth. Eventually, after several thousand more years cybertronian and Earth cultures become so meshed that it's hard to tell where one starts and the other ends.
a) Originals from Cybertron return to earth: The attitude towards this new mix of cultures - is it good, bad? Confusing? Do they even recognize the earth-bound Transformers as Cybertronian any more? Do the Earth bound Transformers even see themselves as transformers or a mix of mecha and human?
8) Pretenders were developed to help understand organics better (Bonus points if you can mix it with 7!)
9) Earth gets overrun by Cybertronian pests (Ie : their versions of spiders, ticks, and various parasites)
10) Prowl is a hoarder. A really really organized, anal Horder. With Ratchet's help, he managed to control his impulses but for whatever reason he's started up again. out of Embarrassment, he's forced to hide this fact from everyone. It's one reason why he's so aloof from everyone in the first place. He doesn't want folks to find out the truth.
a) Wheeljack is one, too.
b) Both are the Cybertronian version of the crazy cat lady.
11) Ratchet started his medical career as an Autobot Robert Stroud. Only after several years of proving himself 'corrected', he was allowed to join the Cybertron medical School(s) and later became so trusted that he was allowed access to prime's team.
12) Bumblebee runs over Mojo accidently and tries to hide the truth from Sam.
a)Mikaela knows the truth and is Blackmailing 'Bee
b)One of the other 'Bots is blackmailing 'bee and threatening to spill the truth
13) Super Mature Themed Bunny: VOYEUR!Bot (Would be uber creepy if it was a con) likes human porn. To the point of stalking and /or filming humans to get off.
a) Cops get involved
b) Autobot is the culprit
Most bunnies are Bayverse but could be used for just about any chunk of canon.
1) The humans at NEST's base come down with the flu and one by one the Autobots watch as their allies come down sick. While logic gives the facts about what the flu is, what it does, the Autobots don't have a clue how it FEELS to be sick. So someone goes out of their way to understand.
a)One of the Bots starts stalking one of the humans to the point of irritation, asking detailed questions. Taking notes. And getting Ironhide's foot up their skidplates for being a pest.
b) Bumblebee is stuck dealing with Sam's collection of snot rags, sneezes. And mood swings.
c) This individual helps create a 'flu' virus to use against the Decepticons. It backfires and the Autobots get it. The Base has to put up with the whining and complaints of irritated Autobot Warriors.
Bonus points for Annoyed Ironhide drama. Even more bonus points for annoyed Ratchet drama.
2) We so rarely see Transformers with pets. We know they have Turbo foxes on Cybertron, but... what if someone brings along their pet 'dog'? And do they have to train it to stop chasing humans?
3) Ravage gets the transformer version of Fleas. Much chaos on the Nemesis ensues.
a) Bonus points for a Soundwave-must-delouse-Megatron scene ^.^
4) Frenzy, after a run in with Sam's tank of Goldfish in the 2007 movie, suddenly has an obsession with them
a) It becomes a phobia
b) or he must be seen with one at all times, carrying a small fish bowl
Much Barricade-Frenzy arguing 'joy' happens.
5) Barricade came to earth during prohibition and helped smuggle booze.
6) Humans start worshiping Primus ( I probably already mentioned this one :P)
b) or Unicron
c) or both
7) Transformers begin to settle in huge numbers on Earth. Eventually, after several thousand more years cybertronian and Earth cultures become so meshed that it's hard to tell where one starts and the other ends.
a) Originals from Cybertron return to earth: The attitude towards this new mix of cultures - is it good, bad? Confusing? Do they even recognize the earth-bound Transformers as Cybertronian any more? Do the Earth bound Transformers even see themselves as transformers or a mix of mecha and human?
8) Pretenders were developed to help understand organics better (Bonus points if you can mix it with 7!)
9) Earth gets overrun by Cybertronian pests (Ie : their versions of spiders, ticks, and various parasites)
10) Prowl is a hoarder. A really really organized, anal Horder. With Ratchet's help, he managed to control his impulses but for whatever reason he's started up again. out of Embarrassment, he's forced to hide this fact from everyone. It's one reason why he's so aloof from everyone in the first place. He doesn't want folks to find out the truth.
a) Wheeljack is one, too.
b) Both are the Cybertronian version of the crazy cat lady.
11) Ratchet started his medical career as an Autobot Robert Stroud. Only after several years of proving himself 'corrected', he was allowed to join the Cybertron medical School(s) and later became so trusted that he was allowed access to prime's team.
12) Bumblebee runs over Mojo accidently and tries to hide the truth from Sam.
a)Mikaela knows the truth and is Blackmailing 'Bee
b)One of the other 'Bots is blackmailing 'bee and threatening to spill the truth
13) Super Mature Themed Bunny: VOYEUR!Bot (Would be uber creepy if it was a con) likes human porn. To the point of stalking and /or filming humans to get off.
a) Cops get involved
b) Autobot is the culprit