A fine Bah weep grah nah weep ni ni bong to you all. I'm a long time lurker but first time poster. Enjoy!
1. Crossover with Teen Titans. One of the Autobots meets
Cyborg 2.??:First one to crash Prowl's logic circuits wins.
3. Shockwave and houseplants(or the cybertronian equivalent)
4. The truth about 'Female' transformers? They're really just an alternate frame type.
5. Because of a misreading: Allspark Insurance Agency. Are you in good hands?
6. TFA: Jetfire is dyslexic. Jetstorm tries to keep it a secret.
7. TFA: Out of all the Bots he'd ever met, Bumblebee had been the only one who'd kept up with him. Blurr/Bumblebee
8. Shotgun weddings, Autobot style.
9. Ratchet's threats are his way of showing he cares.
10. One of the Autobots is going crazy trying to figure out where Optimus's trailer goes when he transforms.
11. TFA: Transformers with a flying alt mode have to have accurate and sensitive scanners in order to read flight conditions. Most fliers deal with all this data from when they first come online, but how will the Jettwins react to the sensory overload after their upgrade.
12. The first time Jazz met Prowl was interesting to say the least. Jazz thought he'd killed him.
13. Shattered Glass: Soundwave/Starscream
14.TFA: Okay, so we know that transformer's sparks are placed into protoforms, right? But where do sparks come from? The Allspark has been gone for several years, and there's no evidence of anything like Vector Sigma...
15. Transformers does The 10 Commandments movie. Decepticons = Egyptians, Autobots = Hebrews. I am so going to hell for that.
16. A few of the Autobots decide to try some human jobs.
17. Decepticon Tea party. Because you know you want to.
18. ???: So, he's like the Chuck Norris of Cybertron.
19. Shattered Glass: Ravage likes to hum the Mission Impossible theme song when he's spying on people.
20. House/Transformers crossover. House and Ratchet would either drive each other crazy or be the best of friends. Either way, they're gonna be driving their teammates up the walls.
21. A kindergarten class takes a field trip to the Ark.
22. Loch Ness Monster, meet Seaspray.
23. Someone manages to hack a decepticon's CPU and plays conscience for a day.
24. Movieverse AU: What if Miles's had been a hologram/drone of Bumblebee the whole time?
25. Movieverse: While browsing the internet, Sam discovers fanfiction.
26. Art bunny: Mexican hat dance. Everyone can wear sombreros
27. The Matrix doesn't call the qualified. It qualifies the one it calls.
28. TFA: Sari realizes that Optimus's team is sorta like a family. A slightly dysfunctional family.
29. Mirage really is a traitor. Just not in the way anyone expected.
30. TFA: Bumblebee decides that out of all the Autobots, he looks the best in a dress.