Jun 28, 2008 17:27
constructicons,
red alert,
grimlock,
frenzy,
2007,
acidstorm,
g1,
crossover,
elita-1,
scorponok,
optimus prime,
dion,
sideswipe,
judy witwicky,
ravage,
scrapper,
insecticons,
seaspray,
twins,
maggie,
steeljaw,
ironhide,
sunstreaker,
mixmaster,
reflector,
allspark,
nightbird,
mirage,
starscream,
prowl,
drag strip,
soundwave,
humans,
megatron,
wheeljack,
hot spot,
decepticons,
thundercracker,
skywarp,
autobots,
aerialbots,
sparklings,
inferno,
breakdown,
jazz
Soundwave: "... ask your mother."
At the Ark...
Blaster: *shivers* "Weird. I suddenly had a feeling of impending doom." *looks paranoid* "Where's Steeljaw?"
Poor Blaster. He'll be devastated when he learns what happens.
Megatron: A word Soundwave.
Soundwave: Yes, Megatron.
Megatron: I heard Ravage came to the base with a sparkling.
Soundwave: Affirmative.
Megatron: I see... Should I congratulate you or is my fusion cannon needed?
Could go good with my 'Perceptor is assaulted by a repected Autobot' bunny. Or with one of my Perceptor was murdered bunnies.
... Or, you know, he could do something that has nothing to do with Perceptor.
LOL There's nothing wrong with Perceptor. I like Perceptor. I wish I could write him.
... That would make the Top Ten Stupidest Things Wheeljack Has Done list.
Would Wheeljack even try to teach him? Or would he feel insulted? It's not like he makes things explode on purpose.
Can you imagine how awkward that would be when Optimus finds out? And why did Dion lie all this time?
Optimus: So you are... But I thought you... Oh, Primus.
Maybe Dion didn't exactly lie. What if when he got rebuilt his memory got damaged. He woke up on a femme's body and everyone else just believed he was Ariel. Since he didn't remember he just went along with it. Cue Optimus disappearing for 4 million years. Dion's memory has been slowly repairing and by the time Optimus wakes up on Earth, Dion knows who he was.
Or maybe Alpha Trion was a sneaky old man and made it so Dion too believed he was Ariel. Elita gets injured and Dion remembers... or maybe flashbacks...
Wow. This was long. Sorry. ^.^;
Which is why it pays to own your very own Autobot. Taste-tester and Guinea pig in one!
Megatron is the only one allowed to have a Taste-tester. I now imagine him sitting in a throne wondering who's gonna kill him first: Starscream or Mixmaster, as he watches the Autobot taste-tester die from the acid.
Only more much in-depth and with Mirage instead of Perceptor. I like the fact that Red Alert and Breakdown know something's up. I can see Mirage playing with Red's mind. Maybe he caused the events in Auto Berserk? Great way to get people to disbelieve anything Red Alert says. (took out the link cause it messed up the post somehow)
Ooooo Didn't thought of Auto Berserk. Now it all makes sense. It was Mirage's fault.
This sounds vaguely familiar for some odd reason... I swear I saw a fic about this on tf2007fun... I might have imagined it...
I remember a Maggie/Soundwave fic. And I've written Starscream/Judy. *thinks* Now I'll have to go and see if you were right.
I can see him planning his disappearance, then acting as if his disappearance was beyond his control. Or maybe it was beyond his control... I just watched something about Agatha Christie's disappearance... then you post this bunny... Clearly it's not just bunnies that are getting sent to other fans.
Soundwave's getting help with spreading the ideas and bunnies. XP
I like the idea of Prowl planning it. If only because now I'm wondering why would he need to disappear.
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Poor Blaster. He'll be devastated when he learns what happens.
Megatron: A word Soundwave.
Soundwave: Yes, Megatron.
Megatron: I heard Ravage came to the base with a sparkling.
Soundwave: Affirmative.
Megatron: I see... Should I congratulate you or is my fusion cannon needed?
Devastated that Steeljaw is a kitten, or devastated that Soundwave called him Rumble's mother?
And Megatron volunteering to kill the one that 'got Ravage knocked up' is oddly sweet.
LOL There's nothing wrong with Perceptor. I like Perceptor. I wish I could write him.
Perceptor is my very, very favorite Transformer so my mind usually goes to him when I see a good bunny. I'm working on a fic with him right now. Hopefully, I'll manage to finish it.
Would Wheeljack even try to teach him? Or would he feel insulted? It's not like he makes things explode on purpose.
Grimlock, I think, is smarter than he acts. He'd likely know better than to ask Wheeljack to teach him how to make things go Boom. He'd probably phrase it: "Teach me how to make things like you."
... You know, I read a BTVS fic where they had a Make this again and die list. Can't you just seeing the Ark's crew posting something like that where Wheeljack (and Perceptor) can see it?
Optimus: So you are... But I thought you... Oh, Primus.
Maybe Dion didn't exactly lie. What if when he got rebuilt his memory got damaged. He woke up on a femme's body and everyone else just believed he was Ariel. Since he didn't remember he just went along with it. Cue Optimus disappearing for 4 million years. Dion's memory has been slowly repairing and by the time Optimus wakes up on Earth, Dion knows who he was.
Or maybe Alpha Trion was a sneaky old man and made it so Dion too believed he was Ariel. Elita gets injured and Dion remembers... or maybe flashbacks...
Wow. This was long. Sorry. ^.^;
Long's fine.
Dion is going to need serious therapy if he thought he was Ariel only to find out he's Dion. Talk about Gender confusion. And a possible fear of telling Optimus the truth.
And sneaky-old-man!Alpha Trion needs to get his kicks somehow. It gets boring, living so long.
Megatron is the only one allowed to have a Taste-tester. I now imagine him sitting in a throne wondering who's gonna kill him first: Starscream or Mixmaster, as he watches the Autobot taste-tester die from the acid.
I think he'd have to worry about the one who tries to kill him without thinking about it (Mixmaster) more than the one who makes all these plans to kill him (Starscream). Starscream's predictable, Mixmaster isn't... So Starscream would kill him first because Megatron would be too busy watching Mixmaster.
Ooooo Didn't thought of Auto Berserk. Now it all makes sense. It was Mirage's fault.
Yep! Mirage's fault.
... Hound will feel so betrayed.
I remember a Maggie/Soundwave fic. And I've written Starscream/Judy. *thinks* Now I'll have to go and see if you were right.
It might have been a plot bunny someone posted on tf2007fun. About Soundwave and Judy discussing parenting.
Soundwave's getting help with spreading the ideas and bunnies. XP
I like the idea of Prowl planning it. If only because now I'm wondering why would he need to disappear.
*looks under bed for hidden Cassettes*
Prowl might have just wanted a vacation where no body could bother him. Or he might have wanted to stress them like they stress him. And he could get a kick out of reading/watching the news about the frantic search for the Autobot's SIC.
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I need a better memory.
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Devastated that Steeljaw is a kitten, or devastated that Soundwave called him Rumble's mother?
And Megatron volunteering to kill the one that 'got Ravage knocked up' is oddly sweet.
Devastated that he's a kitten. Steeljaw was a difficult sparkling, what with pouncing on everything and getting in small places only to start crying because he can't get out.
Sweet? Megatron is not sweet. He's merely looking after his best spy and keeping the telepath in his good graces.
Perceptor is my very, very favorite Transformer so my mind usually goes to him when I see a good bunny. I'm working on a fic with him right now. Hopefully, I'll manage to finish it.
Good luck! I love reading fics with Perceptor on it so I'll be watching out for it.
Grimlock, I think, is smarter than he acts. He'd likely know better than to ask Wheeljack to teach him how to make things go Boom. He'd probably phrase it: "Teach me how to make things like you."
... You know, I read a BTVS fic where they had a Make this again and die list. Can't you just seeing the Ark's crew posting something like that where Wheeljack (and Perceptor) can see it?
Said like that, Wheeljack will most certainly try to teach him. He'd be so proud of Grimlock.
Wheeljack: *reads list and looks at Perceptor* Don't look so sad. I'm sure it was all a joke by the twins.
Perceptor: Really? Why does it have Optimus signature on it?
Dion is going to need serious therapy if he thought he was Ariel only to find out he's Dion. Talk about Gender confusion. And a possible fear of telling Optimus the truth.
And sneaky-old-man!Alpha Trion needs to get his kicks somehow. It gets boring, living so long.
I don't think theres any amount of therapy that can cure him. And you're right about the fear of telling Optimus. Specially cause in my mind Dion does love him.
Alpha Trion: *cackling and gliggling* Oh, Primus! If you only saw your face, Optimus! It's priceless!
So Starscream would kill him first because Megatron would be too busy watching Mixmaster.
Will Starscream be mad that he didn't think of that plan before?
... Hound will feel so betrayed.
I love angst. And Hound acting as Mirage's conscience...
Prowl might have just wanted a vacation where no body could bother him. Or he might have wanted to stress them like they stress him. And he could get a kick out of reading/watching the news about the frantic search for the Autobot's SIC.
Prowl going on vacation and enjoys it. Then Prowl just pops up on the radar and goes back to base without saying where he was or what he was doing.
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