Cracky bunnies
-Megatron/Starscream. In Mpreg fics, Starscream is always the one knocked up. What if Megatron was the pregnant one? Obviously a hormonal Megatron whaling on Starscream, with the stereotypical “You did this to me!!”/ “This is all your fault”. No different from normal really. The hard part: whether or not Megatron carries to term because he’s pragmatic like that; how he got knocked up in the first place; Starscream’s sudden but inevitable betrayal; whether or not people take a pregnant warlord seriously.
--alternately, Starscream dotes on pregnant Megatron, who loves having a submissive and obedient Starscream, for once. Unless Starscream stages a coup to protect Megatron in his “delicate condition.”
-Why does Skywarp prank people? In order to make a certain someone smile or laugh. Thundercracker would be the obvious choice. Maybe Soundwave, because of the kinkmeme prompt. New crack pairing, anyone?
-Megatron/Starscream, the song “I like you so much better when you’re naked” because obviously during sex is the only time they agree on anything.
-Starscream’s motto: “Never underestimate the power of a temper tantrum.”