Here's a few more that I thought of but forgot to post with the others. Enjoy!
1)TFA. Sentinel Prime has jockitch!
2)Hi there, I'm Orion, defender of the secrets of castle greyskull. This is Skyfire, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic axe and said : "By the power of Greyskull!!!"
~Cue incredibly silly 80's cartoon music.~
Skyfire became the mighty jetfire and I became Optimus, the most powerful mech in the universe!
Only three others share our secret -Our friend the sorceress (elita-1), Ironhide and bumblebee. Together we defend the secrets of castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Megatron. (cue silly laugh).
3)TFA. Starscreams clones like it when he takes them all out on leads for walkies.
4)TFA. Slash. After an unexpected night of steamy hot, passionate love with Blitzwing, Optimus Prime goes home feeling sated and happy. Three months later however he starts to feel like he has little hands inside his chest, tickling and poking around inside him and after going to see Ratchet, Optimus discovers that he has a litter of 5 tiny sparklings growing inside him.
Thats all for now and sorry I don't know what I was thinking when the writting the second one!