It's the Labor Day Weekend and here I am...
1)No one is allowed to disturb the humans during key events of elevated stress; as they become violent, and not appreciative of antics in such states. Such times as:
-Tax season
-Finals
-Inspections
-Evaluations
-Special Event planning and setting up
-Post Threat Level being raised and then lowered
2) Cassetteicons and Cassettebots are not to be used for any rendition of ‘kick the baby’. They are armed and you will have to personally deal with Blaster and Soundwave as punishment.
-Corollary A: Minibots are also not to be used in this as well.
3) The use of speed traps are banned in the hallways and air fields, especially the nail strip one.
4) No one is allowed to authorize a fire drill if they are not Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox, or Red Alert.
-Corollary A: Fire drills do not need controlled fires to help with the simulation.
5) Just because there is no designated speed limit in certain parts of the base, does not mean you should exceed a speed limit that can endanger yourself and others around you.
-Corollary A: Even if it is being done for an approved experiment of Wheeljack, Skyfire, and Perceptor.
-Corollary B: This includes the firing range and any bets to see if you can make it through without being hit during a live fire exercise.
6) The medbay gurneys, both human and transformer sized, are not to be used for any land surfing competitions.
-Corollary A: Even if you take it outside to the airstrip
7) During a Def-Con 1 drill, placing key humans (Samuel Witwicky, Captain Lennox, liaisons, dignitaries, etc.) into closets and lockers for ‘safe keeping’ is banned.
-Corollary A: Doing so and then telling said human’s guardian that you lost them is also banned and you will have to deal with the guardian afterwards.
8) Do not make any new arrivals sit in a parking lot of any store on the day after the human holiday known as Thanksgiving, as a survival training method. The Psych Corp and Medical Unit are not amused by the end results of such.
9) No one is allowed to make extra revenue by selling themselves as designated drivers during certain human events.
10) The excuses of “It helps build a better relationship between us and the humans” or “It creates better reflexes for both sides when dealing with the other” are not valid reasons to attempt a modified version of Polo.