Home of the Psychics!
... I should add that to this community's name, shouldn't I?
Here are some more bunnies. And a poll.
1. Fragmented intelligence.
2. Lennox understands more Spanish than he says he does.
3. He was scared of him. Terrified of him. So why was he clinging to him so tightly?
4. Crossover with Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch. I've never seen this cartoon, but the title! Wheelie! ... So of course this has to be about the little orange Autobot.
5. They thought Perceptor was in a coma. But he's aware; he can hear everything that happens around him. He just can't get his body to work.
6. He was beginning to regret letting Perceptor watch that horror movie.
7. Ultra Magnus/Perceptor/Rodimus Prime.
8. Perceptor is a seer, in more way than one. He's observant, yes, but he also has prophetic visions. Yet he has given up telling anyone what he Sees, as no one ever believes him. He is the Autobots' Cassandra.
9. Crossover with Hellraiser. Perceptor finds a strange cube.
10. Crossover with Silent Hill (which I still haven't seen. I'm trying to work up the nerve). What if Perceptor was once that little girl?
11. Crossover with Agatha Christie's Miss Marple (assume the Miss Marple books take place in the 80s or 2007). An Autobot gets involved in a murder case while in England... and meets a sweet little old lady. Can be either G1 or 2007.
12. You know, if Grimlock, Slag, and Sludge had never briefly went over to the Decepticons, Snarl and Swoop would likely have never been created.
13. Art. Perceptor standing in a door way, covered in mech fluid. He looks feral, his optics are bright and he's grinning. Art Title: Not a Pacifist.
14. "Stop making rips in the fabric of reality!"
15. Wheeljack and Perceptor have returned to Cybertron for a brief time. While they're gone, Ratchet is relieved of his 'babysitting' duties. And naturally, he has no idea what to do with himself. Inspired by idiosyn's reply to a comment I made on her fic.
16. Violence commited during war is excusable... during the war. But after the war is over, people begin denying that these violent 'crimes' were sanctioned. It doesn't matter that these 'crimes' save lives, it doesn't matter that they helped win the war. These actions are now inexcusable... and those who commited these so-called crimes, people who were once held as heroes, must now answer for them.
17. Can possibly go with bunny 17. During World War II, women would marry enemy soldiers and spy on them. The intelligence they passed on helped when the war. But after the war, these women were declared traitors and imprisoned. This happened because (I've read) those in power didn't want to admit these women had the courage to do something they themselves did not. So... what of all those Autobots who have infiltrated the Decepticon ranks? How will they be treated when the war ends?
18. Cybertron has double jeopardy laws. Perceptor is accused of murder, is tried, and found innocent. The mech he was accused of murdering is later found alive. In forced stasis lock and with no clue as to who had done it, but very much alive. Then he is murdered, and this time there's a body to prove it. After an investigation, they learn the shocking truth. Perceptor killed him. And Perceptor had planned the whole thing; from forcing the mech into stasis and making everyone believe he had been murdered, to making sure he was suspected in that murdered, the trial, the verdict, and then the actual murder. And since he had already been tried and found innocent of that mech's murder, no one can do a damn thing about it.
19. "Someone keep a hold of Perceptor. The last thing we need is for him to wonder off because he saw something shiny."
20. ?: "Curiosity killed the cat."
?2: *pictures Perceptor with cat ears and a tail*
21. Crossover with POTC. Captain Jack Sparrow teaches Perceptor about Rum.
22. What if Perceptor had a paralyzing fear of something?
23. Art. Perceptor sitting on the ground, his arms crossed. He's glowering. Optional title: Don't Wanna. Inspired by number 14 from this post.
24. Jazz makes Perceptor go on a blind date. And the mech Perceptor goes on this date with hurts him very badly. Not wanting Jazz to feel guilty, Perceptor keeps this a secret.
25. Bluestreak and Perceptor both talk a lot, but how much do they really say?
26. They thought he was Perceptor's creator, given how he always seemed to be hovering protectively. But it turns out they had it backwards.
27. "Best for last, worst for first."
28. "That was an absolutely wonderful way to die!"
29. Swoop leaned back, Perceptor resting in his arms.
30. A Dinobot triple changer.
31. Crossover with The Ring. Perceptor watches a video.
32. Inspired by The Ring. Perceptor was killed. And he makes sure no one ever forgets.
33. Eleven ages of vengeance.
34. "I'm having fun with the mental population."
35. He startled Red Alert into stasis lock. "Uh... oops?"
36. Perceptor starts acting paranoid.
37. Red Alert forgets to be paranoid.
38. Sunstreaker has a blond moment.
39. "When you banish those ghosts..."
"Yeah?"
"Make sure they're real."
40. A Red Alert ghost story.
41. Ratchet: "What were you thinking?"
Perceptor: *hesitates*
Ratchet: "... You don't know, do you?"
42. "They have become their truth."
43. Art. Perceptor kissing a shocked Brawn.
44. Crossover with Jake 2.0. Jake is confused when he runs into technology he can't control.
45. The Autobots get custom license plates. Inspired by one I saw yesterday: HLD ON.
46. Dead End tries to hide. Too bad he hid on a dead end street that had a sign that said DEAD END.
47. Art. Pig!Grapple. Why? Because mom and I had this conversation in the grocery store:
Me: "Ooohhh. What was that stuff we had that time? The pork stuff?"
Mom: "...?"
Me: "I think it started with a G. It was a loaf. We fried it."
Mom: "Scrapple?"
Me: "That's it! ...Why did I think it started with a G?" *thinks* "Oh, right! There's an Autobot named Grapple!"
Clearly, Grapple is made of pork.
48. A Cybertronian version of a heart transplant. I know part 'transplants' are common, but I've never seen a pump replacement.
49. He'd rather kill Perceptor than let anyone else have him.
50. Grapple and Hoist volunteer for Habitat for Humanity.
51. A little jet-car. Not a triple changer but a jet that can also be driven like a car.
52. "I'd rather have to replace than rebuild."
53. Perceptor's strange leaps of logic confuse Prowl.
54. The Autobots do commercials. Inspired by I Love Lucy's Vitameatavegamin episode.
55. When the Ark left on it's mission, with the Nemesis following, Perceptor was assigned to another ship on a similar mission. This one was also shot down, but the crew didn't go into stasis. They were killed, with Perceptor being the only survivor. The ship was damaged enough that it would never fly again, and due to atmospheric interference mo message could get through. So Perceptor was trapped there for millions of years, completely alone.
56. Art. Swoop as The Roadrunner. One of the other Dinobots as Wile E. Coyote.
57. Jazz: "So how'd ya meet your bondmate?"
Perceptor: "Oh, I was given to him as a gift."
58. A Promise Unnamed.
And, now for the poll.
Poll Contest?I thought of a contest when talking with
water_smurf. I'm not sure what the rules would be (other than entries would have to be based on a bunny adopted here), and as for prizes... all I can think of is offering a banner because I have no money.
So what do you all think?
Here are some more bunnies. And a poll.
1. Fragmented intelligence.
2. Lennox understands more Spanish than he says he does.
3. He was scared of him. Terrified of him. So why was he clinging to him so tightly?
4. Crossover with Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch. I've never seen this cartoon, but the title! Wheelie! ... So of course this has to be about the little orange Autobot.
5. They thought Perceptor was in a coma. But he's aware; he can hear everything that happens around him. He just can't get his body to work.
6. He was beginning to regret letting Perceptor watch that horror movie.
7. Ultra Magnus/Perceptor/Rodimus Prime.
8. Perceptor is a seer, in more way than one. He's observant, yes, but he also has prophetic visions. Yet he has given up telling anyone what he Sees, as no one ever believes him. He is the Autobots' Cassandra.
9. Crossover with Hellraiser. Perceptor finds a strange cube.
10. Crossover with Silent Hill (which I still haven't seen. I'm trying to work up the nerve). What if Perceptor was once that little girl?
11. Crossover with Agatha Christie's Miss Marple (assume the Miss Marple books take place in the 80s or 2007). An Autobot gets involved in a murder case while in England... and meets a sweet little old lady. Can be either G1 or 2007.
12. You know, if Grimlock, Slag, and Sludge had never briefly went over to the Decepticons, Snarl and Swoop would likely have never been created.
13. Art. Perceptor standing in a door way, covered in mech fluid. He looks feral, his optics are bright and he's grinning. Art Title: Not a Pacifist.
14. "Stop making rips in the fabric of reality!"
15. Wheeljack and Perceptor have returned to Cybertron for a brief time. While they're gone, Ratchet is relieved of his 'babysitting' duties. And naturally, he has no idea what to do with himself. Inspired by idiosyn's reply to a comment I made on her fic.
16. Violence commited during war is excusable... during the war. But after the war is over, people begin denying that these violent 'crimes' were sanctioned. It doesn't matter that these 'crimes' save lives, it doesn't matter that they helped win the war. These actions are now inexcusable... and those who commited these so-called crimes, people who were once held as heroes, must now answer for them.
17. Can possibly go with bunny 17. During World War II, women would marry enemy soldiers and spy on them. The intelligence they passed on helped when the war. But after the war, these women were declared traitors and imprisoned. This happened because (I've read) those in power didn't want to admit these women had the courage to do something they themselves did not. So... what of all those Autobots who have infiltrated the Decepticon ranks? How will they be treated when the war ends?
18. Cybertron has double jeopardy laws. Perceptor is accused of murder, is tried, and found innocent. The mech he was accused of murdering is later found alive. In forced stasis lock and with no clue as to who had done it, but very much alive. Then he is murdered, and this time there's a body to prove it. After an investigation, they learn the shocking truth. Perceptor killed him. And Perceptor had planned the whole thing; from forcing the mech into stasis and making everyone believe he had been murdered, to making sure he was suspected in that murdered, the trial, the verdict, and then the actual murder. And since he had already been tried and found innocent of that mech's murder, no one can do a damn thing about it.
19. "Someone keep a hold of Perceptor. The last thing we need is for him to wonder off because he saw something shiny."
20. ?: "Curiosity killed the cat."
?2: *pictures Perceptor with cat ears and a tail*
21. Crossover with POTC. Captain Jack Sparrow teaches Perceptor about Rum.
22. What if Perceptor had a paralyzing fear of something?
23. Art. Perceptor sitting on the ground, his arms crossed. He's glowering. Optional title: Don't Wanna. Inspired by number 14 from this post.
24. Jazz makes Perceptor go on a blind date. And the mech Perceptor goes on this date with hurts him very badly. Not wanting Jazz to feel guilty, Perceptor keeps this a secret.
25. Bluestreak and Perceptor both talk a lot, but how much do they really say?
26. They thought he was Perceptor's creator, given how he always seemed to be hovering protectively. But it turns out they had it backwards.
27. "Best for last, worst for first."
28. "That was an absolutely wonderful way to die!"
29. Swoop leaned back, Perceptor resting in his arms.
30. A Dinobot triple changer.
31. Crossover with The Ring. Perceptor watches a video.
32. Inspired by The Ring. Perceptor was killed. And he makes sure no one ever forgets.
33. Eleven ages of vengeance.
34. "I'm having fun with the mental population."
35. He startled Red Alert into stasis lock. "Uh... oops?"
36. Perceptor starts acting paranoid.
37. Red Alert forgets to be paranoid.
38. Sunstreaker has a blond moment.
39. "When you banish those ghosts..."
"Yeah?"
"Make sure they're real."
40. A Red Alert ghost story.
41. Ratchet: "What were you thinking?"
Perceptor: *hesitates*
Ratchet: "... You don't know, do you?"
42. "They have become their truth."
43. Art. Perceptor kissing a shocked Brawn.
44. Crossover with Jake 2.0. Jake is confused when he runs into technology he can't control.
45. The Autobots get custom license plates. Inspired by one I saw yesterday: HLD ON.
46. Dead End tries to hide. Too bad he hid on a dead end street that had a sign that said DEAD END.
47. Art. Pig!Grapple. Why? Because mom and I had this conversation in the grocery store:
Me: "Ooohhh. What was that stuff we had that time? The pork stuff?"
Mom: "...?"
Me: "I think it started with a G. It was a loaf. We fried it."
Mom: "Scrapple?"
Me: "That's it! ...Why did I think it started with a G?" *thinks* "Oh, right! There's an Autobot named Grapple!"
Clearly, Grapple is made of pork.
48. A Cybertronian version of a heart transplant. I know part 'transplants' are common, but I've never seen a pump replacement.
49. He'd rather kill Perceptor than let anyone else have him.
50. Grapple and Hoist volunteer for Habitat for Humanity.
51. A little jet-car. Not a triple changer but a jet that can also be driven like a car.
52. "I'd rather have to replace than rebuild."
53. Perceptor's strange leaps of logic confuse Prowl.
54. The Autobots do commercials. Inspired by I Love Lucy's Vitameatavegamin episode.
55. When the Ark left on it's mission, with the Nemesis following, Perceptor was assigned to another ship on a similar mission. This one was also shot down, but the crew didn't go into stasis. They were killed, with Perceptor being the only survivor. The ship was damaged enough that it would never fly again, and due to atmospheric interference mo message could get through. So Perceptor was trapped there for millions of years, completely alone.
56. Art. Swoop as The Roadrunner. One of the other Dinobots as Wile E. Coyote.
57. Jazz: "So how'd ya meet your bondmate?"
Perceptor: "Oh, I was given to him as a gift."
58. A Promise Unnamed.
And, now for the poll.
Poll Contest?I thought of a contest when talking with
water_smurf. I'm not sure what the rules would be (other than entries would have to be based on a bunny adopted here), and as for prizes... all I can think of is offering a banner because I have no money.
So what do you all think?