I should be packing for my trip
1. “It’s like basic all over again!”
“What the slag kind of basic did you go to!?”
2. We all seen or contemplated doing a certain mechs get turned into sparkling fics how about we change sparkling to cassettes.
2a. All the officers aside from the Communication Officers on earth are turned into cassettes.
2b. art: Cassette Red Alert peeking out of Blaster’s tape deck
3. Grimlock learns how to lasso.
4. Decepticons and Autobots are not two warring factions, but two rival businesses. Office hijinks ensue.
5. Someone adopts a flock of sheep during a mission to the countryside.
6. Tank sniping is not that easy, as it makes you have to sit like a rock in the open and shoot at odd angles in hopes of hitting near your target to cause splash damage. This leads to interesting battle formations when Blitzwing is the only one with the range to snipe anything bigger then a minibot on the ground.
7. “You will learn to get along or die trying.”
8. The Brave Little Toaster movie is watched and somehow leads to phobias of giant magnetic cranes out to get certain mechs.
9. 2007/2009 verse- The trouble with comm. lines is dealing with the cell phone interference and crank callers.
10. “We need to perform that tactic.”
“Not that tactic Prowl! I still haven’t found all the copies of the last time I had to do that tactic.”
“It’s either that or attaching someone to Springer’s landing skids long enough to do a drop into enemy territory.”
“…I’ll get the duct tape.”
11. Someone in car mode accidently runs over Megatron in the middle of battle.