13 random bunnies spawned during mandatory job meetings
This is how I survive food safety classes for work.
1. “You seem pretty protective for being a Decepticon and him being an Autobot.”
“Just means when I beat the frag out of a random autoglitch they think its due to faction and not because that idiot was making optics at the wrong autobot.”
2. 2007 Movie, Optimus performed jet judo on Megatron. Who taught him or did he decide to try it out after watching the twins.
3. It’s not that uncommon in any Supernatural show or movie to have the dead show up on video, photographs, and audio. Red Alert spending so much time watching the security cameras and is known to see things no one else does due to his paranoia. What if everything he saw wasn’t due to that, but due to this belief
3a. Reflector and considering what his alt mode is sees it as well in the Decepticon base, but the only one who would believe him happens to be a certain autobot SD.
4. Someone had to discover the perils of quicksand first.
5. Prowl is the straight lace, rule hugging, logic lover that doesn’t mean he had a straight and narrow job prior to the military.
5a. Red Alert and Prowl information brokers
5b. Bonus points if somehow the illegal job/hobby helped neutral Prowl get out of a Decepticon raid before throwing his lot in with the Autobots.
6. Aside from Ironhide, Prime’s circle of power (aka his Officers) are not exactly what one would consider battle ready material on first glance. (A Medic, a scientist, a paranoid security director, a strategist that can glitch when faced with the illogical, a saboteur that likes to be flashy…yeah misfit central here) This means they either went to school to be an officer or worked their way up through the ranks from expendable foot soldiers. Considering the war they probably didn’t all go through Officer training so what was life like for some of these officers before they became officers.
7. Hockey/Futbol/Football/Baseball/Competetive sport of your choice season, the ‘bots learn just how vicious some humans can be when rival teams play.
8. Decepticon Marco Polo, brutal, insane, and possibly only seen as a game to a few. Like the ones that killed the power and refuse to turn it back on without being caught first.
9. Hello Black Ice, where the frag did you come from?
10. 100mph tape fact or fiction? Some one should find that out when Ratchet isn’t around to weld them together enough to get to the Ark.
11. Ghost hunters + bored Cybertronians = wacky hijinks
12. A few stories set in 2007 movie verse have some of the transformers being earth made due to Sam, Mission City, and the Allspark. Well that cube was on earth for a damn long while and considering its power, I don’t think the Hoover Dam kept all the power in. So Transformers living on earth premovie. Just because I giggle at the image of a group of ‘bots and/or cons who only know earth languages and just give this confused as all hell look when one of the Cybertron based mechs talk to them in Cybertronian.
13. Autobot version of safety/sexual harrassment meetings. We go through them...why don't they?
1. “You seem pretty protective for being a Decepticon and him being an Autobot.”
“Just means when I beat the frag out of a random autoglitch they think its due to faction and not because that idiot was making optics at the wrong autobot.”
2. 2007 Movie, Optimus performed jet judo on Megatron. Who taught him or did he decide to try it out after watching the twins.
3. It’s not that uncommon in any Supernatural show or movie to have the dead show up on video, photographs, and audio. Red Alert spending so much time watching the security cameras and is known to see things no one else does due to his paranoia. What if everything he saw wasn’t due to that, but due to this belief
3a. Reflector and considering what his alt mode is sees it as well in the Decepticon base, but the only one who would believe him happens to be a certain autobot SD.
4. Someone had to discover the perils of quicksand first.
5. Prowl is the straight lace, rule hugging, logic lover that doesn’t mean he had a straight and narrow job prior to the military.
5a. Red Alert and Prowl information brokers
5b. Bonus points if somehow the illegal job/hobby helped neutral Prowl get out of a Decepticon raid before throwing his lot in with the Autobots.
6. Aside from Ironhide, Prime’s circle of power (aka his Officers) are not exactly what one would consider battle ready material on first glance. (A Medic, a scientist, a paranoid security director, a strategist that can glitch when faced with the illogical, a saboteur that likes to be flashy…yeah misfit central here) This means they either went to school to be an officer or worked their way up through the ranks from expendable foot soldiers. Considering the war they probably didn’t all go through Officer training so what was life like for some of these officers before they became officers.
7. Hockey/Futbol/Football/Baseball/Competetive sport of your choice season, the ‘bots learn just how vicious some humans can be when rival teams play.
8. Decepticon Marco Polo, brutal, insane, and possibly only seen as a game to a few. Like the ones that killed the power and refuse to turn it back on without being caught first.
9. Hello Black Ice, where the frag did you come from?
10. 100mph tape fact or fiction? Some one should find that out when Ratchet isn’t around to weld them together enough to get to the Ark.
11. Ghost hunters + bored Cybertronians = wacky hijinks
12. A few stories set in 2007 movie verse have some of the transformers being earth made due to Sam, Mission City, and the Allspark. Well that cube was on earth for a damn long while and considering its power, I don’t think the Hoover Dam kept all the power in. So Transformers living on earth premovie. Just because I giggle at the image of a group of ‘bots and/or cons who only know earth languages and just give this confused as all hell look when one of the Cybertron based mechs talk to them in Cybertronian.
13. Autobot version of safety/sexual harrassment meetings. We go through them...why don't they?