Some bunnies... just 'cause. All TFA
Hmm... let's see what the sleep-addled brain comes up with...
1. Wreck-Gar is slowly developing a phobia of water, starting with deep ocean water and steadily getting more and more ridiculous. (Afraid of shallow water, afraid of swimming pools, afraid of the shower...) Ratchet, trying to help... never winds up helping.
2. Jazz may have more discipline and training as a cyberninja, but he cannot teach a protoform to save his life.
3. Bumblebee goes to Lugnut and Strika for relationship advice; they're the least dysfunctional couple he knows.
4. (Or, circumventing number 3...) Bumblebee: What? Me and Bulkhead have been married since we got outta boot camp! Why are you all looking at us like that?
5. Prowl, like all Cybertronians, has a chip that changes his directional orientation when he transforms. It basically tells a Cybertronian which way his "front" is. This chip breaks, and now Prowl, in motorcycle form, is stuck feeling like he's moving sideways.
6. Wreck-Gar excels at building protoforms. Of course, the Elite Guard want him.
a. Ratchet won't let them have him.
b. Someone OTHER than Ratchet won't let them have him.
c. Wreck-Gar decides that he doesn't WANT them to have him.
7. Jet Twins see Cirque de Soleil. Have fun with that.
8. A young Transformer (Bumblebee, the Twins, the Starscream clones, Mixmaster, whoev) falls in love... with a Gundam (s)he saw on TV.
9. Lugnut isn't just flattering Megatron out of sheer devotion. He's trying to make a trine out of Megatron, Strika, and himself.
10. Lugnut and Strika have one of those no-shame, yelling-personal-things-down-the-hall-at-each-other conversations. In the presence of Megatron. And Starscream... and maybe Blitzwing.
11. Prowl talks Optimus into going to a hot spring with him, citing the healing properties of the water. All it does is make Ratchet yell at them when they come home half the wrong color. (Or all the wrong color if you wanna bump up the rating.)
12. Sentinel needs to watch Optimus's crew until they can be reassigned post-Season 3. Cue the stereotypical baby-sitting rebellion antics.
13. So... if Ultra Magnus recovers, does he get the hammer back? Would Optimus want to give it back? Would the Cybertronian public WANT him to give the hammer back? Would it be time to lay the hammer down? Would it be hammer time? Do I need to sleep? Yes. Good night.
1. Wreck-Gar is slowly developing a phobia of water, starting with deep ocean water and steadily getting more and more ridiculous. (Afraid of shallow water, afraid of swimming pools, afraid of the shower...) Ratchet, trying to help... never winds up helping.
2. Jazz may have more discipline and training as a cyberninja, but he cannot teach a protoform to save his life.
3. Bumblebee goes to Lugnut and Strika for relationship advice; they're the least dysfunctional couple he knows.
4. (Or, circumventing number 3...) Bumblebee: What? Me and Bulkhead have been married since we got outta boot camp! Why are you all looking at us like that?
5. Prowl, like all Cybertronians, has a chip that changes his directional orientation when he transforms. It basically tells a Cybertronian which way his "front" is. This chip breaks, and now Prowl, in motorcycle form, is stuck feeling like he's moving sideways.
6. Wreck-Gar excels at building protoforms. Of course, the Elite Guard want him.
a. Ratchet won't let them have him.
b. Someone OTHER than Ratchet won't let them have him.
c. Wreck-Gar decides that he doesn't WANT them to have him.
7. Jet Twins see Cirque de Soleil. Have fun with that.
8. A young Transformer (Bumblebee, the Twins, the Starscream clones, Mixmaster, whoev) falls in love... with a Gundam (s)he saw on TV.
9. Lugnut isn't just flattering Megatron out of sheer devotion. He's trying to make a trine out of Megatron, Strika, and himself.
10. Lugnut and Strika have one of those no-shame, yelling-personal-things-down-the-hall-at-each-other conversations. In the presence of Megatron. And Starscream... and maybe Blitzwing.
11. Prowl talks Optimus into going to a hot spring with him, citing the healing properties of the water. All it does is make Ratchet yell at them when they come home half the wrong color. (Or all the wrong color if you wanna bump up the rating.)
12. Sentinel needs to watch Optimus's crew until they can be reassigned post-Season 3. Cue the stereotypical baby-sitting rebellion antics.
13. So... if Ultra Magnus recovers, does he get the hammer back? Would Optimus want to give it back? Would the Cybertronian public WANT him to give the hammer back? Would it be time to lay the hammer down? Would it be hammer time? Do I need to sleep? Yes. Good night.