*needs to learn to count*
Note on tags: I've noticed that there are two tags for the 2007 movie verse. One, which is the one most have been using, is simply 2007. The other is 2007movieverse. Please use 2007 as that one has been around longer. Also, please do not use tags like # of bunnies. Just tag the universe and the character; tagging crossovers, gen, slash, or het is optional (I'm always forgetting to tag gen, slash, or het so I'm not worried about that one). Sorry but I'm just trying to keep things neat.
And speaking of tags... Should Punch and Counterpunch be two separate tags or should it be something like (Counter)Punch or Punch/Counterpunch?
Also, I'm thinking of changing the layout. What do you all think?
And now! The BUNNIES!
1. If you want to blindfold Perceptor, you must remember to also cover his lens barrel.
2. Soundwave fic based on this song. I was looking through a fan art site, at a picture of Soundwave wearing an apron and holding a microphone, when this song came up on my play list.
3. They had been best friends since they first met, and have loved each other almost as long.
4. Alpha Trion: "Perceptor! It's been so long, old friend. Still lying to people about your age?"
Perceptor: "I do not lie about my age. I simply do not correct them when they assume that I am much younger than I really am."
5. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think so. But me and Cameron Diaz? I mean what would the children look like?"
"... Actually, I'm thinking you watch too much Pinky and the Brain."
"... Want to try to take over the world?"
"Sure; why not?"
6. How and why was the Matrix created. The answer may surprise you.
7. The Autobots find some image files from the time when the Quintessons still controlled Cybertron. And in one of those files, they see a very familiar figure. "Perceptor... just how old are you?"
8. "An angry Perceptor reminds me of a pissed off kitten."
9. Perceptor always seemed so untouchable to the other Autobots...
10. Beachcomber and Starscream have a conversation about Earth.
11. Perceptor was captured and reprogrammed shortly after the Ark left Cybertron (he was not on that mission). Now a Decepticon, he undergoes the procedure to become a triplechanger.
12. Perceptor: "You mistake me for a pacifist."
13. Inferno was sent on the Ark mission. Red Alert wasn't.
14. A combiner made up of those already combined. Meaning... "Devastator, Menasor, Bruticus... MERGE!"
15. Springer/Perceptor based on the song Still the One by Shania Twain.
16. He had trouble comprehending the possibility that someone wanted to deliberately hurt Perceptor.
17. With Sunstreaker, Perceptor could get away with things that would get others scrapped.
18. Megatron takes an interest in Rumble and Frenzy. Soundwave doesn't like it.
19. Crossover with Day After Tomorrow. Drastic changes in Earth's climate brings a temporary halt to the war.
20. Ironhide didn't understand how Perceptor got so many answers from prisoners, especially since all the microscope did was sit and stare at the prisoner.
21. Staring into Perceptor's optics has an... interesting effect on people. Think Village of the Damned.
22. "You're dangerous. You were dangerous as a sparkling and you're even more dangerous now. Don't pretend otherwise."
23. Perceptor: *looks directly at Ravage's hiding place* "Here kitty kitty kitty."
24. The Constructicons aren't always away of what Devastator does. The Stunticons don't always know what Menasor does either. Menasor/Devastator.
25. The Autobots found a strange device and send it to Perceptor to study. Swoop volunteers to help and soon they learn it's a time machine. Unfortunately, they learn this by accidentally activating it, sending themselves five years into the future. When they arrive in the future, most Autobots (who believe Swoop and Perceptor to be dead, as the device exploded soon after activation) are away from the Ark fighting a losing battle. Perceptor and Swoop, after consulting Teletraan-1, soon learn what happened and make their way to the battle, helping from the shadows. The unexpected snipers, picking off the Decepticons, soon helps to turn the tide and the Decepticons retreat. The Autobots then attempt to find the one(s) who helped them, but are unable to. By this time, the Autobots and Dinobots have come to terms with their 'death' so Perceptor and Swoop are unsure of what to do, decided to remain in hiding until they determine the best course of action.
26. Megatron once attempted to recruit Perceptor, but soon determined him to be far too dangerous to control.
27. Art. Swoop holding a sparkling!Perceptor.
28. Art. Perceptor hugging a teddy bear.
29. Wheeljack develops a weapon that only affects triplechangers. So why is Perceptor affected?
30. Perceptor: "You think that simply because you bring me gifts, that I'm going to jump into your berth whenever you want me?"
?: "It works, doesn't it?"
Perceptor: "... That's not the point."
31. full of emptiness
32. "... Is Devastator pouting?"
33. When Perceptor was a sparkling, his creator tried to kill him. And yet, Perceptor still loves him.
34. "Perceptor always seems so sad. Just once I want to see him smile. Really smile. A smile with no pain in it, no sorrow. No... hopelessness."
35. "In his mind, he's saving them. But he isn't consciously aware of what he's saving them from."
36. It was a lie that Perceptor wanted very much to believe, but couldn't no matter how hard he tried.
37. Perceptor witnessed a murder when he was a sparkling. He never told anyone and the murderer was never caught. Now, many vorns later, that murderer arrives on Earth. And that murderer is now a respected member of the Autobots.
38. (Counter)Punch/Perceptor.
39. Perceptor sat staring blankly at the bomb as the countdown neared zero, ignoring the sounds of the twins as they pounded on the blast proof-door to his lab, desperate to save Perceptor from himself.
40. Hook sentences Scrapper to the couch. The other Constructicons tease Scrapper because of this.
41. Ratchet: "Just how did you manage to invent something like that?"
Perceptor: "... I really have no idea. It just... it just sort of... happened."
42. Wheeljack and Perceptor have been working on something all day and everyone thinks it's some new invention meant to beat the Decepticons. But actually, it's really just a sparkling's toy that they've been fiddling with because they were bored.
43. For once, he was the one teaching Perceptor.
44. "It begins and ends with you."
45. Jazz wonders why the Twins never prank Perceptor.
46. The Dinobots want bunk beds.
47. Perceptor is a 'kept mech'.
48. Ultra Magnus/Perceptor. Everyone may think Ultra Magnus leads the Autobots on Cybertron, with Perceptor as his advisor. But really, it's Perceptor's plans and tactics that are keeping them alive; he just knows the soldiers are unlikely to follow a scientist. So his bondmate, Ultra Magnus, agrees to pretend the plans and tactics are his own.
49. Art. Ultra Magnus carrying a sleeping Perceptor.
50. Art. What would various Autobots look like if they were remade by Unicron?
51. Perceptor finds a way to bring back those that died during TF:TM. But to do so, he must sacrifice his own life.
52. Perceptor is murdered by someone he trusted and loved, his body hidden near the Ark. A rumor is spread that he was captured by Decepticons and taken to Cybertron, so no one knows he's dead. Note: Inspired by the book Nemesis by Agatha Christie.
53. Perceptor is dead and is haunting the Ark.
54. Optimus: "Ratchet, I don't mind you training Swoop to be a medic... but did you have to teach him to throw tools at his patients?"
55. "What happened, Perceptor? I've seen you fight on Cybertron, seen you rip into the enemy forces. I've seen you covered in mech fluid, your optics shining bright and a smile on you face. You were such a sight to behold. Now here you are, on Earth and acting like a harmless little scientist! Here you are allowing yourself to be coddled and protected like a child! So tell me, Perceptor. What happened?!"
And speaking of tags... Should Punch and Counterpunch be two separate tags or should it be something like (Counter)Punch or Punch/Counterpunch?
Also, I'm thinking of changing the layout. What do you all think?
And now! The BUNNIES!
1. If you want to blindfold Perceptor, you must remember to also cover his lens barrel.
2. Soundwave fic based on this song. I was looking through a fan art site, at a picture of Soundwave wearing an apron and holding a microphone, when this song came up on my play list.
3. They had been best friends since they first met, and have loved each other almost as long.
4. Alpha Trion: "Perceptor! It's been so long, old friend. Still lying to people about your age?"
Perceptor: "I do not lie about my age. I simply do not correct them when they assume that I am much younger than I really am."
5. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think so. But me and Cameron Diaz? I mean what would the children look like?"
"... Actually, I'm thinking you watch too much Pinky and the Brain."
"... Want to try to take over the world?"
"Sure; why not?"
6. How and why was the Matrix created. The answer may surprise you.
7. The Autobots find some image files from the time when the Quintessons still controlled Cybertron. And in one of those files, they see a very familiar figure. "Perceptor... just how old are you?"
8. "An angry Perceptor reminds me of a pissed off kitten."
9. Perceptor always seemed so untouchable to the other Autobots...
10. Beachcomber and Starscream have a conversation about Earth.
11. Perceptor was captured and reprogrammed shortly after the Ark left Cybertron (he was not on that mission). Now a Decepticon, he undergoes the procedure to become a triplechanger.
12. Perceptor: "You mistake me for a pacifist."
13. Inferno was sent on the Ark mission. Red Alert wasn't.
14. A combiner made up of those already combined. Meaning... "Devastator, Menasor, Bruticus... MERGE!"
15. Springer/Perceptor based on the song Still the One by Shania Twain.
16. He had trouble comprehending the possibility that someone wanted to deliberately hurt Perceptor.
17. With Sunstreaker, Perceptor could get away with things that would get others scrapped.
18. Megatron takes an interest in Rumble and Frenzy. Soundwave doesn't like it.
19. Crossover with Day After Tomorrow. Drastic changes in Earth's climate brings a temporary halt to the war.
20. Ironhide didn't understand how Perceptor got so many answers from prisoners, especially since all the microscope did was sit and stare at the prisoner.
21. Staring into Perceptor's optics has an... interesting effect on people. Think Village of the Damned.
22. "You're dangerous. You were dangerous as a sparkling and you're even more dangerous now. Don't pretend otherwise."
23. Perceptor: *looks directly at Ravage's hiding place* "Here kitty kitty kitty."
24. The Constructicons aren't always away of what Devastator does. The Stunticons don't always know what Menasor does either. Menasor/Devastator.
25. The Autobots found a strange device and send it to Perceptor to study. Swoop volunteers to help and soon they learn it's a time machine. Unfortunately, they learn this by accidentally activating it, sending themselves five years into the future. When they arrive in the future, most Autobots (who believe Swoop and Perceptor to be dead, as the device exploded soon after activation) are away from the Ark fighting a losing battle. Perceptor and Swoop, after consulting Teletraan-1, soon learn what happened and make their way to the battle, helping from the shadows. The unexpected snipers, picking off the Decepticons, soon helps to turn the tide and the Decepticons retreat. The Autobots then attempt to find the one(s) who helped them, but are unable to. By this time, the Autobots and Dinobots have come to terms with their 'death' so Perceptor and Swoop are unsure of what to do, decided to remain in hiding until they determine the best course of action.
26. Megatron once attempted to recruit Perceptor, but soon determined him to be far too dangerous to control.
27. Art. Swoop holding a sparkling!Perceptor.
28. Art. Perceptor hugging a teddy bear.
29. Wheeljack develops a weapon that only affects triplechangers. So why is Perceptor affected?
30. Perceptor: "You think that simply because you bring me gifts, that I'm going to jump into your berth whenever you want me?"
?: "It works, doesn't it?"
Perceptor: "... That's not the point."
31. full of emptiness
32. "... Is Devastator pouting?"
33. When Perceptor was a sparkling, his creator tried to kill him. And yet, Perceptor still loves him.
34. "Perceptor always seems so sad. Just once I want to see him smile. Really smile. A smile with no pain in it, no sorrow. No... hopelessness."
35. "In his mind, he's saving them. But he isn't consciously aware of what he's saving them from."
36. It was a lie that Perceptor wanted very much to believe, but couldn't no matter how hard he tried.
37. Perceptor witnessed a murder when he was a sparkling. He never told anyone and the murderer was never caught. Now, many vorns later, that murderer arrives on Earth. And that murderer is now a respected member of the Autobots.
38. (Counter)Punch/Perceptor.
39. Perceptor sat staring blankly at the bomb as the countdown neared zero, ignoring the sounds of the twins as they pounded on the blast proof-door to his lab, desperate to save Perceptor from himself.
40. Hook sentences Scrapper to the couch. The other Constructicons tease Scrapper because of this.
41. Ratchet: "Just how did you manage to invent something like that?"
Perceptor: "... I really have no idea. It just... it just sort of... happened."
42. Wheeljack and Perceptor have been working on something all day and everyone thinks it's some new invention meant to beat the Decepticons. But actually, it's really just a sparkling's toy that they've been fiddling with because they were bored.
43. For once, he was the one teaching Perceptor.
44. "It begins and ends with you."
45. Jazz wonders why the Twins never prank Perceptor.
46. The Dinobots want bunk beds.
47. Perceptor is a 'kept mech'.
48. Ultra Magnus/Perceptor. Everyone may think Ultra Magnus leads the Autobots on Cybertron, with Perceptor as his advisor. But really, it's Perceptor's plans and tactics that are keeping them alive; he just knows the soldiers are unlikely to follow a scientist. So his bondmate, Ultra Magnus, agrees to pretend the plans and tactics are his own.
49. Art. Ultra Magnus carrying a sleeping Perceptor.
50. Art. What would various Autobots look like if they were remade by Unicron?
51. Perceptor finds a way to bring back those that died during TF:TM. But to do so, he must sacrifice his own life.
52. Perceptor is murdered by someone he trusted and loved, his body hidden near the Ark. A rumor is spread that he was captured by Decepticons and taken to Cybertron, so no one knows he's dead. Note: Inspired by the book Nemesis by Agatha Christie.
53. Perceptor is dead and is haunting the Ark.
54. Optimus: "Ratchet, I don't mind you training Swoop to be a medic... but did you have to teach him to throw tools at his patients?"
55. "What happened, Perceptor? I've seen you fight on Cybertron, seen you rip into the enemy forces. I've seen you covered in mech fluid, your optics shining bright and a smile on you face. You were such a sight to behold. Now here you are, on Earth and acting like a harmless little scientist! Here you are allowing yourself to be coddled and protected like a child! So tell me, Perceptor. What happened?!"