All Quiet on The Western Front. UNTIL NOW! Bunny Bunny Bunny!

Apr 25, 2009 03:04



1. When Starscream ‘died’ he was merely passing from the path of the Physical to the spiritual. But he was denied full passage by the Guardian of the Threshold/matrix. It told him that Starscream was not yet done. A deed in his past was so dark, so terrible that it needed to be solved. And until it was, he must forever walk the realms between life and death. Starscream was not pleased to learn he had to become Casper the friendly ghost and solve the issue. Where was the fun in that?

2. Cliffjumper is the forever fall-guy in fiction. A popular character for ridicule and for a plot in need of a quasi-badguy-Autobot.
Well Cliffjumper was misunderstood. It’s an unfortunate Side effect of his botched programming.

3. One is a Prime number. Is Optimus Prime, THE One?! (Matrix)

4. Miles is Wheelie? Roller?

5. (variation of an old bunny of mine) They rescued Optimus Prime’s body from the floating crypt but left the other bodies to burn in the sun. And those who had died are not best pleased. They have become vengeful spirits and seek to torment the living.

6. Alone for a long time on the moonbase. Jazz and Cliffjumper find company in each other. When Prowl returned from the dead it opened up a huge wound and now Jazz doesn’t know which way to turn. The love he feels for Prowl is still as powerful as ever. He loves Cliffjumper too but not in such an intimate way. Yet the mini-bot has admitted to him that Jazz is his first proper relationship as he found it difficult to get close to anyone. Who does he hurt?

7. During the movie (G1) Starscream died. But instead of becoming a ghost, he was reborn. As Wheelie! Muahahahahahaha!

8. The Dinobots hear of the human “Big Brother” Programme. The Protectobots don’t know what to do when the Dinobots insist on teaching them things.

9. Late night random thought
Transformers as the Smurfs!
Optimus=Papa, Ironhide=Hefty, Perceptor=Brains, Elita-1=Smurfette, Wheeljack=Handy, Jazz=Harmony, Ratchet=Grouchy, Tracks=Vanity, Sideswipe=Jokey, Hound=Tracker, Sunstreaker=Painter, Megatron=Gargamel and Starscream could be his cat Azrael. Lol

10. Cliffjumper was almost right. Mirage was a traitor, But he wasn’t working for the Decepticons.

11. Huffer is tired of not being taken seriously. So he runs away to join the Decepticons only to discover life with the Autobots wasn't that bad after all.

12. Before they left Cybertron at the beginning of G1 Bumblebee was Wheeljack’s assistant.

13.I had a dream last night.
Someone had messed with the Seeker’s mind. Making them believe they were something else Thundercracker thought he was a dog, Starscream thought he was a cat and Skywarp thought he was a mouse (originally fly but I like mouse better) Megatron was not amused in the least. How dare the Autobots do this to his top trine!
(Of course if he paid attention. Megatron would have realised it was the human holiday of April Fool’s. And that Soundwave was being uncharacteristically cheerful today.)

14. On Cybertron three is a number of GREAT power.
*That is why seekers and coneheads come in trines.
*And why there are in fact THREE Matrix’s.
*There exists three Primes
*Primus and Unicron and Gaia make three.
*Due to the power of three, Twins always seek a third brother/sister to adopt.

15. They both love to fight, are both red so perhaps there is more then meets the eye as to the relationship between Cliffjumper and Ironhide.

16. Before the crash on Earth Huffer was nothing but a ship mechanic. He certainly didn’t think himself as anything as special. But even as Brawn his not so pleasant co-worker was being invited to join THE PRIME’S! Special space faring crew he managed to catch the eye of one of the officers. They saw something in him and offered him a place. Huffer was just entirely surprised.

17. When the Ark left, Huffer wasn’t suppose to be there. He was just a young stowaway who had managed to be in the right place at the right time.

18. Perceptor is an Idiot savant

19. Seekers are birdlike but what about other types?

20. AU Transformers are downloaded into the world of Tron
(Because I had a sudden image of them as the racing cars from the film)

21. Perceptor/Wheeljack’s Voice unit goes kaput and they have to rely on sign language.

22. On one of his Science travels Starscream picked up a pet organic but of course he can’t tell ANYONE or else his notariety will be in tatters.

23. The babies of their respective groups decide to teach their big brothers a lesson by making their own group. Unfortunately they’ve attracted the attention of a very dangerous alien being.
The new team: Young Guns
First Aid, Fireflight, Swoop, Breakdown, Skywarp and Scavenger
Possibly adding a Wrecker or conehead?
(Because they all scream baby brother to me which could explain them being my favourite from each of their respective teams too. Make what you will as to how I think with that. )

24. It’s probably been done and by myself too I suspect but I just can’t resist adding this.
Battle of the Sexes. All Autobots are male and all Decepticons are female. It is the gender which determines your faction.

A. A mech pretends to be a femme so he can get into the Decepticons and have his pick of the ladies.
A.1 Except the Decepticons don’t appreciate this sort of con and make an example of the roving lothario.
A.2 Or they love the idea, except the undercover mech finds more then he bargained for when all of them want a piece of his aft.

B. Once every few Vorns a truce is called for as limited time so as mating can proceed to ensure new life is born into the Cybertron race.

C. The only exception to the rule concerns Spark-split siblings (such as twins or triplets) or Gestalts for it would be considered cruel beyond all punishment to separate them.

C.1 Going with the Twins and Red Alert are related. Red Alert is the younger sister of the Twins and as she is not part of their spark-splitting she was supposed to be factioned into the Decepticons. But the Twins wouldn’t let their baby sister be parted from themselves so they pretended she was a mech. And they had to pretend no relation or the ruse would be busted open. Red Alert’s paranoia glitch isn’t a glitch at all but a genuine case of paranoia in being found out.

wheelie, red alert, unicron, ironhide, brawn, perceptor, starscream, optimus prime, matrix, huffer, cliffjumper, prowl, dinobots, megatron, wheeljack, seekers, primus, gestalt, protectobots, miles, twins, jazz

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