24 bunnies
1. “A doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die.”
2. “The universe is laughing behind your back.”
3. ???: “Ratchet has it wrong.”
???: Really?
???: “Yeah! I’m not a complete idiot. I know for a fact some parts are missing.”
4. “I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault.”
5. *??? inspecting the labs*: “This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.”
6. Megatron: Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good.
7. ??? Gestalt group: “We would love to hear what you think!”
8. Dear Mighty Megatron:
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. In other news, construction of the new base continues as scheduled.
No love,
Starscream
9. “I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
10. ???: “If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
Carly: WHAT?
11. “There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.”
12. Drunk Starscream: "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
13. Primus: “Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.”
14. ???: “I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.”
15. ???: ” You did not just do that!!”
???: “No? Watch, I’ll do it again!!”
16. Shockwave’s recorded voice: “This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.”
Decepticons: *stare at Skywarp*
Skywarp: What? It’s not like it’s my fault! Shockwave’s been alone all this time. He probably went crazy.
17. Soundwave‘s recorded voice: “We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.”
Starscream: Anyone thought of telling Megatron it was a bad idea to let a psychic record our message?
???: And get hit? Besides, he’s the communications mech.
Starscream: You haven’t heard it, have you?
18. “Hello, epicenter of the Matrix, Primus speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.”
19. Scientist: “I think it's trying to communicate…”
20. Mech: So what do you do for a living?
Femme?: Femme impersonator.
21. "It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness."
22. "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "
23. "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. "
24. “Gentlebots. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!”