Some of these I might have posted before...I kinda found an old file amongst my folders with a few of them lurking in there.
1. You know how most consoles now-a-days have wireless controllers? I wonder if the Transformers even need controllers to play a game. Couldn't they just tap into the wireless connection?
2. The US changes leaders every four years (pending that whole one extra term re-election). To a species as long-lived as Cybertronians, this has got to get tiresome adn occasionally annoying.
3. 2007 Movie/Mirror's Edge - The world the Autobot's landed in is that of Mirror's Edge, where the news is sensored, private corporations are in the process of overtaking government and military power, and people called Runners traverse the rooftops to deliver non-regulated mail.
A. Sam and/or Mikaela and/or Miles is a Runner.
B. Sector Seven is in charge of the Icarus Project, a program dedicated to training agents specifically to take down Runners. Simmons is, of course, the head of the project.
1b. Epps and Lennox are two of those being trained.
1a. Trent is one of those being trained.
C. The Autobots find it amazingly disconcerting that there are humans running around jumping from building to building without apparent concern for their health.
4. 2007 Movie/Mirror's Edge - Same situation presented as above, B. Since Sector Seven is responsible for Faith's sister being framed, they are who she goes after. This, of course, winds up with her making some unusual allies.
5. A challenge more than a bunny - Take all your essential electronic devices (cellphone, gameboy, computer, etc.) and make them into bots. For example, my XPS is named Grim the Shiny. He is a pervert and will flirt with anything even vaguely female. He also likes to eat music files. In physical description, he's a little taller than my knee. The LCD Screen is rolled up and mounted on the back of his shoulders. The keys of the keyboard are lined up in three rows along his spinal column and the glowy XPS symbols are on either side of his abdomen.
6. Ok, I've seen bot-turned-sparkling fics of just about everyone you could possibly think of...except for maybe Megatron.
7. An observation on the Keys to the Kingdom Series by Garth Nix - The Will left by the Architect (AKA the creator of the universe) collectively manifests itself as a regal (and freakishly tall) woman that goes by the name of Dame Primus.
8. Art Bunny - TFA Grimlock swimming like a crocodile. Swoop flying overhead. And Snarl standing on the beach looking very confused.
9. A: "Are you just going to let them bicker endlessly? You're the leader!"
B: "Oh, don't worry. I'll just go back after the dust settles and agree with whoever survives."
10. A: "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
B: "If that's the case, then I might have just caused a few statistics."
11. Having just been introduced to Sam's new friends, Miles begins to exhibit some odd tendencies. Said tendencies are spawned by him having recently read 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' by Daniel H. Wilson.
12. "For once - just once - I would like to not be the one saving the world!"
13. A: "Prepare to..."
B: "Die?"
A: "No. Prepare to fall for a really long time, THEN die."
14. Doesn't it feel awkward seeing him in the hallway and pretending you don't?
15. Sam : *to the Autobots* "College is a magical place where learning is rumored to occur."
16. In EVE, there is a ship called the Megathron.
17. "For truth! For justice! For pillow fights!"
18. "Why do these conversations always end with someone gently explaining to me why something is impossible?"
19. From Firely -
A: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
B: "We live in a space ship, dear."
20. The Allspark needs a warning label.
21. ???: "Now that we're done imagining what Starscream's like in bed..."
22. Whilst trying to find an Alternate Mode for one of Kate-chan's characters, I came across a plane called the XF-91 Thunderceptor. As much as I'm loathe to add to the abuse of Perceptor, this thing is probably the lovechild of him and Thundercracker..