The things are breeding behind my back. Stop them.
I didn't mean to post twice in one day, my brain just gave me all these ideas i have no idea what to do with. I won't post anything more for a while now though.
G1 fics
1. Is physics an erotic subject to the transformers, all those cables and voltage and everything? And if so, if Spike asked for help in Physics homework, wouldn't that be like writing porn?
"Sure I'll help Spike, what are you.... OH MY OPTICS! PRIMUS ALMIGHTY, WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT?"
2. It's been mentioned as Gaia as a sentinent creature, even though she's the earth. What if she wasn't aware of the Cybertrons on her, (humans have done much more damage and haven't scraped the surface. Decepticons are like vicous flys, not that irratating,) but then Unicron came along. I want to see Unicron vs. Gaia!
3. The seekers as vicious flys, with Gaia lazily swatting at them.
4. What if Rewind fell out as the arc was crashing 4 million years ago and made his way to Japan, and hid. Of course, when the humans became more civilized than beasts he came and talked to them, only to find out that human mythology was alive. Ever since then, he's been going around collecting stories and accidently inverting himself into myths. He meets and makes friends with many God's, but particually Japan's.
When the arc reawakened, he returned to the arc and was made fun of because he belived in Mythology. Life returned to usual, only Rewind kept dissappearing.
One day, a battle rages and Rewind takes a fatal hit. His old friends show up, express their displeasure and cure Rewind, and then leaves someone with Rewind to help explain. Rewind because he's the one whos really interested in stuff like that.
5. Inspired by an icon of Wheeljack. Decepticons invade the arc and destroy Wheeljack's new invention. They go to leave, only to run into a very angry science team. "Somebody owes SCIENCE an apology."
6. Rewind's light matrix is part of the Autobot Matrix of leadership, which is why it holds so much information.
7. The twin's bond break without explanation.
8. (Pre-earth) Wheeljack and Ratchet ran a repair shop together, while the war started to build. Later on, they hid refugees. A pair of twin younglings Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, stay with them. As they grow up, they become warriors.
Then Megatron bursts in fighting with Prime, the latter of whom is sustaining injuries. Wheeljack knows who they are. Ratchet doesn't. Ratchet throws Megatron out with the help of his twins, and then yanks Prime onto a berth screaming at him about being stupid, doesn't he know there's a war on?
When Ratchet finds out he fixed the Prime, Optimus offers him a job, along with the others.
9. Cyclonus and Ultra Magnus are having an affair, while Rodimus and Galvatron are doing the same. Both couples believe that their 1st/2nd in command cannot know about their affair with the enemy, and are therefore keeping it from the other couple. Scouge is watching them all try to hide their different affairs and laughing at them. but quietly. It all ends when Cyclonus and Ultra Magnus are busy in a supply cabinate, and Rodimus and Galvatron try to use the same one.
10. Spike's mother is a mafia boss, and Sparkplug left her with Spike because she ordered a genocide. Now, she want's Spike back.
11. Megatron finally dismisses Starscream being second in command, and it turns out this is what Starscream wants. Without 'second' hanging over his head, he can do all the science experiments he wants.
12. Megatron decides to see what would happen if Starscream wasn't second, and then remembers that Starscream dealt with all the paperwork. There is literally tonnes to do within a week.
13. The war was over relatively quickly, and now the society has gotten really poisioned. Megatron has joined the autobots, and holds a position in their council. Then, war was brought again by a new leader, who intended to purge their world of evil - Optimus Prime.
14. Beachcomber is a decepticon in disguise.
15. A pod appears from a wormhole and when whoever finds it looks inside there is a cube filled with light labeled 'do not break.' Unfortuneately, in the insuing struggle for it, it broke. Turns out the pod was from the future, and Starscream's ghost had been stuffed into a cube and sent back in time to keep from annoying everyone. And now there are two Starscreams. Woe to Megatron.
TFA prompts.
16. The elite guard get stuck in a wormhole. When they finally get free, a battle rages. Optimus Prime heads the remaineder of the autobots, who were routed without Magnus' presence, and Megatron is at the head of the decepticons.
17. A young doctor Ratchet is left to die on a battlefield, only to be picked up by Omega Supreme.
18. Sentinel Prime knew Elita-1 wasn't dead and accidently lets this slip when meeting Black-Arachnia for the first time. He thought that with the two most talented out the way, Elita due to spiders and Optimus due to guilt, he would be on a fast track to becoming great.
19. Ratchet finds out that Shockwave, in Megatron's new plan, killed all the other Autobot medics. He is the last one left, and thus both sides are now searching for him.
20. Wasp catches Bumblebee, and unfortunately doesn't care about who was really to blame for sending him to the stockades. He just wants to hurt Bumblebee with extreme predjudice.
21. Jazz offers Prowl a chance to finish his ninja training. The catch is he must return to cybertron for it.
22. Bulkhead gets turned into a decepticon.
23. Each vorn, autobots are allowed to try to open the matrix of leadership - however, over time, only those worthy in the eyes of the council can try. Optimus and his crew have been forcibly returned to cybertron, and Optimus hears someone calling him. Slipping off, he finds the matrix. He knows that only the worthy can touch it, but figures it can't hurt to just pick it up once. It half opens and Optimus thinks he's broken it. It opens the rest of the way without Optimus touching it and forces him to take it into his chest, becoming the new head. Now what's he going to do.
24. Starscream is the new allspark.
25. Powell is confronted by Isaac Sumdac over his behaviour towards the company, the autobots, and Sari.
26. The decepticons start to gather on earth, and Sentinel doesn't believe Optimus again. This time when the Elite guard arrive late, they find a war-hardened gurilla fighter group, with Optimus bonded to Grimlock to closely ally the two groups. They are not willing to leave earth, and show the 'elite' guard exactly what they are capable of.
27. Ultra Magnus overhears a conversation, and realises just how lenient he's been with Sentinel. The conversation is between Optimus and his old mentor, and while Optimus defends Ultra Magnus, the mentor (make it ironhide) says that Ultra Magnus has become stupid, allowing such lack of discipline in the ranks. He's lost all respect for Ultra Magnus, and will no longer remain under his service. Ultra Magnus finally realises where everyone's been going.
28. The Autobot's encounter someone with a life-threatening disease. The one phrase I want to see is "I like waking up in the morning. It means I'm not dead yet."
29. Shockwave rescues Bumblebee from Wasp.
30. Megatron meets the elite guard and agrees to leave Cybertron alone if he can have the 'talented one.' The elite guard think he's talking about sentinel. He's talking about Optimus.
Beast Wars
31. Depth Charge starts up a relationship with one of the maximals. Rampage finds out and tries to kill whoever it is.
32. Everyone knows Dinobot and Rattrap are together. Except Dinobot and Rattrap.
33. In episode 3, Rattrap refused to follow Cheetor, and Tarantulus eats Cheetor. Rattrap finds out.
34. Dinobot never defected.
35. When they get back to cybertron (No BM) Cheetor is told he never finished acadamy, as the Axalon flight was his last test. He must sit through classes once more, unless they can find a way to get him out of it.
36. The Axalon and the Darksyde crash in each other's respective places. (I.E. the Axalon is in the Darksyde's place and Visa Versa.)
37. Rhinox defects to the Predacons.
38. Blackarachnia falls in love with someone who has no interest in her at all- inferno.
39. Cheetor is jumping fish in the river for fun and accidently jumps on Depth Charge.
40. Dinobot was a double dealer, he was sent to be a spy for the Predacons, but sacrificed himself as he had made friends with the Maximals and didn't know what to do anymore.
41. Cheetor's seer abilities increse phenomenally and he's dying from it.
42. Rattrap befriends sentinel.
43. Halfway through a battle, a predacon and maximal are pushed together and they kiss accidently.
44. Silverbolt has quickstrike's personality, yet his own code of honour and is a maximal, and Quickstrike has Silverbolt's personality, yet is a predacon.
45. The Maximal's and Predacon's have to band together against something worse - demons.
Crossovers between series
46. The Predacons are winning. They have nearly all the pods now. The pod's containing the dead corpses of Autobots killed in Autobot city (being transferred to a new memorial site) crash and the figures inside them are awakend by the maximals. Prowl, Ratchet, Ironhide, Wheeljack, Brawn and Windcharger join the fight.
47. Motermaster and the stunticons through an accident with the space bridge, end up on speed planet, where the fastest thing with wheels rule.
48. All the Optimus' and Megatron's get together to complain about who has the worst lot.
49. Sideburn, meet Sideswipe. Sideburn, let go of Sideswipe before Sunstreaker kills you. Sideburn, meet Red Alert. Let go of Red Alert before Inferno kills you. Sideburn, stop molesting the red cars...
50. Safeguard and Vector Prime argue for the first time in eons, and Safeguard goes to another universe to sulk, mainly the G1 universe. Everyone is trying to figure out who he is.