Bunnies for Christmas
This bunny list I started a while back. So the first ones were written around about Halloween time. O_O
Well follow the link and have a Merry Christmas!!!
1. Wheeljack’s latest creation goes a little wrong… and so to does the Ark and everyone in it. Suddenly the Ark and Autobots are human-sized. Any humans inside at the time are equivalently smaller too.
2. Skywarp’s warping ability proves to be useful for his secret rendezvous with Teletraan-1. Love knows no faction nor appearance.
3. Belated Halloween bunny.
Art: Cassettes dressed as witches and monsters with their little Halloween bags.
4. When a Sparkling comes of age it usually loses contact (and familial bond) with their creator. The Sparkling is given an entirely new form and taken away. This is to protect all parties from the risk of a death during the war. A bond could kill either.
A. Blaster and Soundwave however didn’t want to let go.
B. Spark births are often rare. No opportunity is wanted to be wasted and having that conscious familial bond reduces interfacing options. Incest is taboo so they try to bypass any awareness of the deed should related mech’s meet up. Pretend ignorance.
5. TFA
Grumpy old Ratchet has a soft spot for kids. Even annoying ones like Wreck-Gar.
So he adopts him.
6. Femmes and Mechs are built so differently that interfacing with the opposite is impossible. So in effect ALL Cybertronian’s are gay.
7. ART: Sideswipe as a musher and the mini-bots in harness pulling a sled.
8. Every Transformer is born a Twin. But custom means one twin must die. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe managed to avoid this fate.
9. The first ever Cybertronian conjoined twins!
10. Seekers and Coneheads come in Trines and I recall a bunny about three gestalt members being close and the other two left out. Well combine them both and I get this…
Every Cybertronian is part of a trine. They must always be bonded in three’s and if ever any one of those bonded dies they must get a replacement. BUT you can be bonded to more then one trine. However this bond does not extend beyond the trine. And factions do not matter if necessary.
A. Skyfire was thought dead so Skywarp was included as the new third member of the seeker trine. Now Skyfire is in fact NOT as dead as thought, his icy tomb blocking the trine link.
B. Gestalts do not require a complete trine to make the numbers.
Example: Hook, Reflector and Ravage make a trine. But Reflector and Ravage are obviously not part of any gestalt.
(Looking back I've confused myself with this one)
11. The Dinobots required sparks, what Ratchet and Wheeljack didn’t tell anyone was that they took dying children and transferred their consciousness into the Dinobots.
12. TFA
Starscream is the father of Five obnoxious clones.
Now he has an inkling of what Megatron had to put up with, with himself.
‘Thundercracker stop beating up Skywarp! Sunstorm quit playing servant to your sister Dirge. And everyone where’s Ramjet?’
13. The Allspark in it’s death transferred it’s abilities to an Earthen Lifeform. It chose the one it had become most familiar with and merged. Unfortunately for Simmons…
14. ?: Did Huffer just purr?!
And now for something completely different.
(Monty Python quotes…)
15. Primus: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
16.
Perceptor: ...and that, Prime, is how we know the Earth to be banana shape
Optimus Prime: This new learning amazes me, Perceptor. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
17. We are the [insert gestalt, group ect here] who say... NI
18.
Starscream: Well, now, uh, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the Autobots by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
19.
?: Would it help to confuse them if we run away more?
?: Oh shut up and go and change your armour.
20. ?: He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
21. “This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
22. ‘It's Being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here. ‘
Families…
23. Ratchet and Wheeljack are bonded. Perceptor is Ratchet’s brother (younger perhaps).
The twins are Ratchet and Wheeljack’s young and Bluestreak is the son of Perceptor.
Family affair = Twins/Bluestreak?
24. Bluestreak had thought he was the last survivor of his family. But his big sister survived too For a short while. She was held captive by the Decepticons. And during her incarceration she gave ‘birth’ to a bouncing hyper ball of Blurr before her death.
Or just think of a child of Bluestreak and Blurr. O_O
(Why do my bunnies sometimes like to put these two together?)
25. Red Alert is the son of Teletraan-1?!!!
26. Transformers are like Seahorses. Nuff said.
27. Soundwave and Blaster have ‘sparklings’ They are Femme’s. But in order to prove fruitful to the war they concocted an extravagant ruse of Casseticon creation. I know probably done.
28. Wheeljack loves to experiment. This obsession has led to secret experiments on himself and now they are starting to cause an adverse reaction.
29. They were the grunts, losers, hobo’s the desperate of Cybertron. Whilst Optimus was doing his duty against the Decepticons, his brother Magnus could not forgot of those still lost and seeking purpose. So he scoured the dregs of society, saving orphans and the young where he could.
(Or make up your own histories for them.)
Kup: Bar keep. Forgotten warrior. His skill and experience an aid in raising the young.
Arcee: Thief. Desperately avoiding the fate of a femme whore.
Springer: Brothel favourite. Ladies man but deeply hurting
Hot Rod: Mob punk. Always getting into trouble. Never knowing better.
Blurr: Poorly treated servant. Beaten and worked to the core.
Perceptor: Genius, trapped as a Decepticon slave.
30. Wheelie was a Quintesson spy. He didn’t survive through grit. He was a plant.
31. Perceptor: “I see dead things”
32. During the movie the dead Decepticons got turned into Unicron’s army. What if the Autobot dead were changed instead?
33. ‘A knight in shining armour’
34. His Majesty the King, Optimus Prime, was away to war leaving his younger brother Prince Megatron in charge of the kingdom. His tyranny absolute, the King’s closest friend Sir Ultra Magnus was forced to escape with a band of his closest allies or face deactivation for mutiny. Now Ultra ‘Hood’ Magnus as he is known is trying to free the country (until the return of the rightful ruler). Along with his bands of Merry mechana. Friar Perceptor, Arcee-a-Dale, Springer Little , ‘Wheel’ Hotrod, BlurrMuch Kup the Whitehand and with the aid of the mysterious stranger Staracan. Plus Magnus tries to keep his love for Maid Moonracer a secret lest the young ward of the crown be charged for abetting criminals.
Of course Prince Megatron has his own aids in the form of the Sheriff of Shockingham and Guywave and his army of loyal guards.
35. Tracks gets damaged during a fight and as a result of his injury starts talking in Cockney.
‘Ey-yup mate. You’se a right ol’ mucker.’
(and spell check hated that! ^^ )
36. The Decepticons have resorted to kidnapping humans. But there is never any ransom nor reason for their choices, neither do these people ever show-up again. Unassuming families; taken, random people on the street; taken, shopping malls; groups of people scooped up and taken. No-one knows why, and if they did they would be disgusted. Humans seem to have a spark essence of their own, one which nicely converts into top level Energon thanks to the Decepticons latest creation.
37. Due to a brain fizzle while reading story summaries, I give you this.
BreastWars
38. According to Cybertron myth there is an artefact, a horn, that belonged to a great Cybertron warrior. Story tells it was his emblem and that he took it with him to every battle. And when he was dying on the battlefield he requested it safely returned to Cybertron. The horn was considered haunted by his spirit and that whomever blows it shall call him forth and he will reek vengeance on their behalf.
Of course it’s only a myth and the artefact is hardly real, is it?
(Based on the Folklore of Drake’s Drum)
39. Wild Hunt
They were being hunted by the dead.
40. http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/113234.html?view=1073746#t1073746
Inspired by post 1 here.
Optimus Prime was once known as Orion Pax. The old mech dying for the new, except that wasn’t quite right. Orion Pax merely lay dormant in the newly formatted Op’s CPU.
And now Orion has awoken and is aghast at what he/Optimus has become.
41. As bunnies often do. They Multiply!
His body was thought lifeless, extinct. But there was a spark still there, writhing in near death. It was at this precipice a stronger internal personality surfaced in order to survive. Pulling his broken body from the rubble the stronger mind dragged the half dead body to safety and was then picked up by a neutral. Their body was all but destroyed so with the help of neutral mechanics and Scientists they were reformatted. No longer in danger the weaker personality surfaced and grew in strength. Soon both sides vied for control until a truce was made.
And that is how the dying Dion became Punch/Counterpunch.
42. Of the war on Earth it was the humans that won. The survivors of the Decepticons and Autobots are now the property and slaves of the human race.
43. Lol Just had a thought of combining 2 and 25 of my bunny list here.
Skywarp and Teletraan-1’s rendezvous ended up producing a sparkling, Red Alert. Only the truth is hidden as Teletraan-1 tells the Autobots he wanted to create a sort of Autobot guardian for the Ark and that Red Alert is only the product of this and not of natural spark bearing.
44. Inferno seems to be the popular target for Skywarp to attack. Goodness knows why. ^_^
45. Red Alert is captured and Starscream shows a great interest. Skywarp does everything in his power to trick Starscream out of his infatuation. Trines are considered a sort of special brotherhood which would make Starscream, Red Alert’s sort of uncle. Skywarp looks at it in the Earth aspect of a paedophile uncle molesting a child. HIS child!
46. Based on the Anime / Manga of Guyver.
A mysterious alien race discovered the genetically rich planet of Earth. They settled and began genetic experimentation in hopes of creating the ultimate living ’weapon’.
Their experiments led to the creation of the human. This base was further tested and was imbued with an ability to become an even more powerful form, the zoanoid. Along with this they attempted to combine humans with a biological suit of armour they had brought with them.
But with this armour the humans became uncontrollable, able to avoid the mind control which would have made them the excellent obedient soldier. Fearing the deadly potential of such a combination the aliens abandoned Earth, taking with them the Guyver technology. Humanity’s origin, the ability to change form; these became not even illusions, forgotten perhaps but not ultimately lost by the populous of Earth. They simply lay hidden in the genetic make-up of the human race.
Millions of years later the Transformers arrive to Earth. And with the arrival the truth of human birth is gradually revealed. The aliens were in fact the Quintessons. Trying to correct the failure they had on Cybertron only to find the same obstacles they had endured before. The Guyver units as vestibules of Transformer technology.
And so it seems Earth and Cybertron have a lot in common after all.
47. AU. The Transformers are dogs rescued by a kindly human called John Primus. They live on a vast estate.
48. AU. Finding Nemo/Little Mermaid sort of crossover
The Transformers are in fact mythological Mermaids/Mermen.
The Evil Sea Witch did not like invaders into her realm. When Sparkplug and his son Spike are on a fishing expedition they unwittingly end up fishing over the Sea Witch’s domain. Angry she casts a spell, turning the humans into fish. Her mermen minions are sent to capture the human/fish so she can keep them as prized pets. Sparkplug manages to get away but loses Spike, who doesn’t. Now trapped under the curse and needing to rescue his son, Sparkplug searches for help and finds the good mermen led by one Optimus Prime. He asks for their help in rescuing his son and in hopes they can help him lift the curse.
49. ‘Feeding Frenzy’
50. In fanon the Seekers are most often portrayed as, not always best friends but familiar and comfortable with each other. In canon this appears to be far from the case; where if ordered, each seems happy to inflict pain and to torment the others.
Well lets have canon meet fanon!
A rift opens between worlds and falling through the gap are a certain seeker trine. Now two pairs of three share the same dimension.
A. Canon falls into fanon: This more vicious trine is more appealing to Megatron so he happily discards his current three without a second thought.
B. Fanon falls into Canon: Naturally falling into place in the Decepticon army the brotherhood trine find themselves facing the disgust of their counterparts. How dare these caring, emotional ‘cons share their likeness and names! Hell begins for the newcomers as the canon trine make their lives a living hell. With Megatron’s approval of course.
C. Canon/Fanon: The Trine now have their very own personal best friends!
The world is doomed. Thus spoketh Dead End.
51. The Trine (or cones or any three) as the Ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.
A Christmas Carol!!!
52. ‘Starscream was dead: To begin with.
53. "There are some upon this earth of yours," returned the Decepticon, "who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us."
54. "If I could work my will," said Megatron indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Thank Primus' on his lips, should be smelted with his own chassis, and buried with a stake of energon through his heart. He should!"
55. At last, however, he began to think -- as you or I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too . . .
56. Megatron: Soundwave! Do something about that infernal racket. Your cassettes are surely testing my patience with those, what are those things?
Soundwave: Jingle Bells…
57. The Decepticons never quite understood the human holiday of Christmas. And outright misunderstood in some cases.
Jack Frost eating human’s faces?
Mistletoe causing a deadly kissing disease?
Reindeers Roasting on an open fire?!
58. AU.
In Fort Sentinel the noble Sheriff Optimus Prime had a problem with the local thief Megatron and his band of notorious outlaws. Along with his right hand mech Prowl and his posse of Deputies. Prime intended to stop Megatron‘s fear crimes in and around his town and it’s people. Mini-bot cattle getting stolen, homes tormented, citizens murdered there was nothing this mastermind wouldn’t stoop to. Megatron even dared to steal the Sheriffs own aerial (horse) Skyfire.
Seekers/Flyers = Horses
Mini-bots = Livestock.
59. On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Percy lovers,
Eleven death‘s of Starscream,
Ten Cassettes of Soundwave
Nine Wheeljack Explosions
Eight , Combiners binding
Seven Red Alert Glitches
Six Jet Judo yeehaws
Five AerialBots,
Four , gorgeous femmes
Three Sneaky Seekers,
Two Deadly Twins
And a Primus in a pear tree.
60. Spike: Merry Christmas, everyone.
Starscream: What are you on human?
Well follow the link and have a Merry Christmas!!!
1. Wheeljack’s latest creation goes a little wrong… and so to does the Ark and everyone in it. Suddenly the Ark and Autobots are human-sized. Any humans inside at the time are equivalently smaller too.
2. Skywarp’s warping ability proves to be useful for his secret rendezvous with Teletraan-1. Love knows no faction nor appearance.
3. Belated Halloween bunny.
Art: Cassettes dressed as witches and monsters with their little Halloween bags.
4. When a Sparkling comes of age it usually loses contact (and familial bond) with their creator. The Sparkling is given an entirely new form and taken away. This is to protect all parties from the risk of a death during the war. A bond could kill either.
A. Blaster and Soundwave however didn’t want to let go.
B. Spark births are often rare. No opportunity is wanted to be wasted and having that conscious familial bond reduces interfacing options. Incest is taboo so they try to bypass any awareness of the deed should related mech’s meet up. Pretend ignorance.
5. TFA
Grumpy old Ratchet has a soft spot for kids. Even annoying ones like Wreck-Gar.
So he adopts him.
6. Femmes and Mechs are built so differently that interfacing with the opposite is impossible. So in effect ALL Cybertronian’s are gay.
7. ART: Sideswipe as a musher and the mini-bots in harness pulling a sled.
8. Every Transformer is born a Twin. But custom means one twin must die. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe managed to avoid this fate.
9. The first ever Cybertronian conjoined twins!
10. Seekers and Coneheads come in Trines and I recall a bunny about three gestalt members being close and the other two left out. Well combine them both and I get this…
Every Cybertronian is part of a trine. They must always be bonded in three’s and if ever any one of those bonded dies they must get a replacement. BUT you can be bonded to more then one trine. However this bond does not extend beyond the trine. And factions do not matter if necessary.
A. Skyfire was thought dead so Skywarp was included as the new third member of the seeker trine. Now Skyfire is in fact NOT as dead as thought, his icy tomb blocking the trine link.
B. Gestalts do not require a complete trine to make the numbers.
Example: Hook, Reflector and Ravage make a trine. But Reflector and Ravage are obviously not part of any gestalt.
(Looking back I've confused myself with this one)
11. The Dinobots required sparks, what Ratchet and Wheeljack didn’t tell anyone was that they took dying children and transferred their consciousness into the Dinobots.
12. TFA
Starscream is the father of Five obnoxious clones.
Now he has an inkling of what Megatron had to put up with, with himself.
‘Thundercracker stop beating up Skywarp! Sunstorm quit playing servant to your sister Dirge. And everyone where’s Ramjet?’
13. The Allspark in it’s death transferred it’s abilities to an Earthen Lifeform. It chose the one it had become most familiar with and merged. Unfortunately for Simmons…
14. ?: Did Huffer just purr?!
And now for something completely different.
(Monty Python quotes…)
15. Primus: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
16.
Perceptor: ...and that, Prime, is how we know the Earth to be banana shape
Optimus Prime: This new learning amazes me, Perceptor. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
17. We are the [insert gestalt, group ect here] who say... NI
18.
Starscream: Well, now, uh, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the Autobots by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
19.
?: Would it help to confuse them if we run away more?
?: Oh shut up and go and change your armour.
20. ?: He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
21. “This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
22. ‘It's Being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here. ‘
Families…
23. Ratchet and Wheeljack are bonded. Perceptor is Ratchet’s brother (younger perhaps).
The twins are Ratchet and Wheeljack’s young and Bluestreak is the son of Perceptor.
Family affair = Twins/Bluestreak?
24. Bluestreak had thought he was the last survivor of his family. But his big sister survived too For a short while. She was held captive by the Decepticons. And during her incarceration she gave ‘birth’ to a bouncing hyper ball of Blurr before her death.
Or just think of a child of Bluestreak and Blurr. O_O
(Why do my bunnies sometimes like to put these two together?)
25. Red Alert is the son of Teletraan-1?!!!
26. Transformers are like Seahorses. Nuff said.
27. Soundwave and Blaster have ‘sparklings’ They are Femme’s. But in order to prove fruitful to the war they concocted an extravagant ruse of Casseticon creation. I know probably done.
28. Wheeljack loves to experiment. This obsession has led to secret experiments on himself and now they are starting to cause an adverse reaction.
29. They were the grunts, losers, hobo’s the desperate of Cybertron. Whilst Optimus was doing his duty against the Decepticons, his brother Magnus could not forgot of those still lost and seeking purpose. So he scoured the dregs of society, saving orphans and the young where he could.
(Or make up your own histories for them.)
Kup: Bar keep. Forgotten warrior. His skill and experience an aid in raising the young.
Arcee: Thief. Desperately avoiding the fate of a femme whore.
Springer: Brothel favourite. Ladies man but deeply hurting
Hot Rod: Mob punk. Always getting into trouble. Never knowing better.
Blurr: Poorly treated servant. Beaten and worked to the core.
Perceptor: Genius, trapped as a Decepticon slave.
30. Wheelie was a Quintesson spy. He didn’t survive through grit. He was a plant.
31. Perceptor: “I see dead things”
32. During the movie the dead Decepticons got turned into Unicron’s army. What if the Autobot dead were changed instead?
33. ‘A knight in shining armour’
34. His Majesty the King, Optimus Prime, was away to war leaving his younger brother Prince Megatron in charge of the kingdom. His tyranny absolute, the King’s closest friend Sir Ultra Magnus was forced to escape with a band of his closest allies or face deactivation for mutiny. Now Ultra ‘Hood’ Magnus as he is known is trying to free the country (until the return of the rightful ruler). Along with his bands of Merry mechana. Friar Perceptor, Arcee-a-Dale, Springer Little , ‘Wheel’ Hotrod, BlurrMuch Kup the Whitehand and with the aid of the mysterious stranger Staracan. Plus Magnus tries to keep his love for Maid Moonracer a secret lest the young ward of the crown be charged for abetting criminals.
Of course Prince Megatron has his own aids in the form of the Sheriff of Shockingham and Guywave and his army of loyal guards.
35. Tracks gets damaged during a fight and as a result of his injury starts talking in Cockney.
‘Ey-yup mate. You’se a right ol’ mucker.’
(and spell check hated that! ^^ )
36. The Decepticons have resorted to kidnapping humans. But there is never any ransom nor reason for their choices, neither do these people ever show-up again. Unassuming families; taken, random people on the street; taken, shopping malls; groups of people scooped up and taken. No-one knows why, and if they did they would be disgusted. Humans seem to have a spark essence of their own, one which nicely converts into top level Energon thanks to the Decepticons latest creation.
37. Due to a brain fizzle while reading story summaries, I give you this.
BreastWars
38. According to Cybertron myth there is an artefact, a horn, that belonged to a great Cybertron warrior. Story tells it was his emblem and that he took it with him to every battle. And when he was dying on the battlefield he requested it safely returned to Cybertron. The horn was considered haunted by his spirit and that whomever blows it shall call him forth and he will reek vengeance on their behalf.
Of course it’s only a myth and the artefact is hardly real, is it?
(Based on the Folklore of Drake’s Drum)
39. Wild Hunt
They were being hunted by the dead.
40. http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/113234.html?view=1073746#t1073746
Inspired by post 1 here.
Optimus Prime was once known as Orion Pax. The old mech dying for the new, except that wasn’t quite right. Orion Pax merely lay dormant in the newly formatted Op’s CPU.
And now Orion has awoken and is aghast at what he/Optimus has become.
41. As bunnies often do. They Multiply!
His body was thought lifeless, extinct. But there was a spark still there, writhing in near death. It was at this precipice a stronger internal personality surfaced in order to survive. Pulling his broken body from the rubble the stronger mind dragged the half dead body to safety and was then picked up by a neutral. Their body was all but destroyed so with the help of neutral mechanics and Scientists they were reformatted. No longer in danger the weaker personality surfaced and grew in strength. Soon both sides vied for control until a truce was made.
And that is how the dying Dion became Punch/Counterpunch.
42. Of the war on Earth it was the humans that won. The survivors of the Decepticons and Autobots are now the property and slaves of the human race.
43. Lol Just had a thought of combining 2 and 25 of my bunny list here.
Skywarp and Teletraan-1’s rendezvous ended up producing a sparkling, Red Alert. Only the truth is hidden as Teletraan-1 tells the Autobots he wanted to create a sort of Autobot guardian for the Ark and that Red Alert is only the product of this and not of natural spark bearing.
44. Inferno seems to be the popular target for Skywarp to attack. Goodness knows why. ^_^
45. Red Alert is captured and Starscream shows a great interest. Skywarp does everything in his power to trick Starscream out of his infatuation. Trines are considered a sort of special brotherhood which would make Starscream, Red Alert’s sort of uncle. Skywarp looks at it in the Earth aspect of a paedophile uncle molesting a child. HIS child!
46. Based on the Anime / Manga of Guyver.
A mysterious alien race discovered the genetically rich planet of Earth. They settled and began genetic experimentation in hopes of creating the ultimate living ’weapon’.
Their experiments led to the creation of the human. This base was further tested and was imbued with an ability to become an even more powerful form, the zoanoid. Along with this they attempted to combine humans with a biological suit of armour they had brought with them.
But with this armour the humans became uncontrollable, able to avoid the mind control which would have made them the excellent obedient soldier. Fearing the deadly potential of such a combination the aliens abandoned Earth, taking with them the Guyver technology. Humanity’s origin, the ability to change form; these became not even illusions, forgotten perhaps but not ultimately lost by the populous of Earth. They simply lay hidden in the genetic make-up of the human race.
Millions of years later the Transformers arrive to Earth. And with the arrival the truth of human birth is gradually revealed. The aliens were in fact the Quintessons. Trying to correct the failure they had on Cybertron only to find the same obstacles they had endured before. The Guyver units as vestibules of Transformer technology.
And so it seems Earth and Cybertron have a lot in common after all.
47. AU. The Transformers are dogs rescued by a kindly human called John Primus. They live on a vast estate.
48. AU. Finding Nemo/Little Mermaid sort of crossover
The Transformers are in fact mythological Mermaids/Mermen.
The Evil Sea Witch did not like invaders into her realm. When Sparkplug and his son Spike are on a fishing expedition they unwittingly end up fishing over the Sea Witch’s domain. Angry she casts a spell, turning the humans into fish. Her mermen minions are sent to capture the human/fish so she can keep them as prized pets. Sparkplug manages to get away but loses Spike, who doesn’t. Now trapped under the curse and needing to rescue his son, Sparkplug searches for help and finds the good mermen led by one Optimus Prime. He asks for their help in rescuing his son and in hopes they can help him lift the curse.
49. ‘Feeding Frenzy’
50. In fanon the Seekers are most often portrayed as, not always best friends but familiar and comfortable with each other. In canon this appears to be far from the case; where if ordered, each seems happy to inflict pain and to torment the others.
Well lets have canon meet fanon!
A rift opens between worlds and falling through the gap are a certain seeker trine. Now two pairs of three share the same dimension.
A. Canon falls into fanon: This more vicious trine is more appealing to Megatron so he happily discards his current three without a second thought.
B. Fanon falls into Canon: Naturally falling into place in the Decepticon army the brotherhood trine find themselves facing the disgust of their counterparts. How dare these caring, emotional ‘cons share their likeness and names! Hell begins for the newcomers as the canon trine make their lives a living hell. With Megatron’s approval of course.
C. Canon/Fanon: The Trine now have their very own personal best friends!
The world is doomed. Thus spoketh Dead End.
51. The Trine (or cones or any three) as the Ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.
A Christmas Carol!!!
52. ‘Starscream was dead: To begin with.
53. "There are some upon this earth of yours," returned the Decepticon, "who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us."
54. "If I could work my will," said Megatron indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Thank Primus' on his lips, should be smelted with his own chassis, and buried with a stake of energon through his heart. He should!"
55. At last, however, he began to think -- as you or I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too . . .
56. Megatron: Soundwave! Do something about that infernal racket. Your cassettes are surely testing my patience with those, what are those things?
Soundwave: Jingle Bells…
57. The Decepticons never quite understood the human holiday of Christmas. And outright misunderstood in some cases.
Jack Frost eating human’s faces?
Mistletoe causing a deadly kissing disease?
Reindeers Roasting on an open fire?!
58. AU.
In Fort Sentinel the noble Sheriff Optimus Prime had a problem with the local thief Megatron and his band of notorious outlaws. Along with his right hand mech Prowl and his posse of Deputies. Prime intended to stop Megatron‘s fear crimes in and around his town and it’s people. Mini-bot cattle getting stolen, homes tormented, citizens murdered there was nothing this mastermind wouldn’t stoop to. Megatron even dared to steal the Sheriffs own aerial (horse) Skyfire.
Seekers/Flyers = Horses
Mini-bots = Livestock.
59. On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Percy lovers,
Eleven death‘s of Starscream,
Ten Cassettes of Soundwave
Nine Wheeljack Explosions
Eight , Combiners binding
Seven Red Alert Glitches
Six Jet Judo yeehaws
Five AerialBots,
Four , gorgeous femmes
Three Sneaky Seekers,
Two Deadly Twins
And a Primus in a pear tree.
60. Spike: Merry Christmas, everyone.
Starscream: What are you on human?