Five bunnies!
1. And it’s another Papa Soundwave bunny! Like how animals on earth (including humans) who give birth to helpless young have maternal/paternal/parental instincts to take care of the child, some Cybertronians have an in-built “nurture” program-a crucial program when one is raising sentient cassettes. But as time went on and those with these programs had no more newly-sparked cassettes, everyone forgot about this programming. Unfortunate, given that humans tend to activate this programming, in the same way that a cute animal would activate a human’s nurture instinct. So even though the Autobots and the humans think that it’s a bit odd, but still acceptable, that Blaster seems to have an addiction to cuddling the nearest human(s) around, things take a turn for the weird when Soundwave starts doing it too.
2. Human-Autobot relations bunny. It was a strange state of equilibrium that the allies found themselves in. Sure, they laughed with each other, hung out with each other, told each other their deepest secrets and darkest desires, but when it came down to it, each knew where the other would stand if it ever came down to a choice between Earth and Cybertron. And that was why even Sunstreaker was part of Bumblebee’s family, and Sparkplug and Spike and Carly would never be.
3. Inspired by something I read over at tvtropes (I think. I don’t really know where these bunnies are coming from anymore…) Even Galactus thinks that Unicron is a disgrace to the planet-eaters. He and the rest of his kind do it for nourishment; Unicron simply does it for fun.
4. Many fanfics have Autobots adopting human mannerisms - like sighing to show frustration. Are there any mannerisms that the humans adopted from the Autobots?
5. Each Autobot has a fanclub. Each Decepticon does too. They are not aware of this, but their human allies are.
Spike: Alright, it’s that time of week again. I bet Prowl’s fanclub will be the largest by the end of the week.
Sparkplug: You’re getting your hopes up, son. After that stint yesterday? It’ll be Soundwave, hands down.
Carly: You’re both delusional. It’ll be Jazz, no competition.
Astoria: I bet Powerglide.
Raoul: You always bet Powerglide.
Chip: I bet Perceptor. *Turns to look at him* What? Everyone in my physics class is rooting for him…and damn, what a sweet aft…