Note to everyone: apparently turkey plus Tylenol plus sleep equals a very weird bunny that I have no clue what the hell to do with or where the hell it came from O.o
For some reason, about half a dozen Transformers - three 'bots, three 'cons - wind up being reformatted as sparklings during a battle. Megatron abandons the 'useless' soldiers and the Autobots wind up taking care of six sparklings while trying to come up with a way to reverse the process. Unfortunately, each of the sparklings attaches himself to an individual and imprints that mech as his creator; poor Ratchet winds up with two of them: Wheeljack (bad in and of itself) and Starscream (run for cover now).
No, I don't need to go searching for snacks. I get weird enough ideas as it is, Thanksgiving leftovers do not need to assist the process any >_<